Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[princess13456789]

More than $60 a month.

So why did you come here?

 

[ICametoLurk]

More than $60 a month.

If you pay 60 dollars a month and get 61 dollars then you are only making 1 dollar, how much exactly?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's a lot farther down than you guys think is my point. When Google re-crawls my websites in a day or two it will probably be pushed to page 2.

Lol keep telling yourself that. Even Bing, DuckDuckGo and Yahoo have this thread as first page results.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

It's open source, written in HTML/JS/CSS3, and packaged as a native cross-platform app with Apache Cordova. I could make it look nicer, but one of my goals is to ensure it runs on low-end hardware with shit battery (I have a $10 TracFone in my device testing bin, it runs TerranQuest flawlessly).
https://source.netsyms.com/TerranQuest

ho boy

HO BOY

Let me get this straight: You're claiming you're some kind of great programmer, and THIS is your big project?

Dude, you are going to impress absolutely no one with this. This is shit people who pay to go to those code schools/academies could do; it's not something a real engineer would ever be proud of. Learn to write some real shit is a real fucking language, not javascript.

Hell, at LEAST use a real engine and not just something that draws onto a Canvas element. You're already writing your own auth library from the looks of this. Why on earth would you do that but not write your own game engine?

Also lol jQuery in a game.

 

[wonder white]

Voluntarily writing PHP is a sin, Skylar.

 

[Admiral Piett]

I'm still trying to sue Carroll, I'm considering getting my last few credits elsewhere, and I paid the $20 several years ago.

I'm not sure if this has been covered earlier in the thread, but how old are you Skylar? You look about six in OP, and claim that pic is four years old. So how old are you?

And secondly, what did you hope to get out of this? Out of replying to us here Skylar, you're just accelerating the process of you becoming unemployable in the future.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Voluntarily writing PHP is a sin, Skylar.

Wait, he's proud of using a terribly slow glorified templating engine made by shit-skins who seriously said "I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say "Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that." I’ll just restart Apache every 10 requests."?

 

[Skylar Ittner]

THIS is your big project?

No, I never said that.

Learn to write some real shit is a real fucking language, not javascript.

I also use PHP!

You're already writing your own auth library from the looks of this.

Not really. The game authenticates to the existing single-sign-on system I have. The same username/password will get you in to the game wiki and other stuff I have on my servers. Don't assume what code does based on a four-character filename (plus extension).

jQuery in a game.

Why not? It works fine (even on $10 phones), does what I need, and (unlike with a regular website) doesn't use bandwidth because it's packaged with the game. Sure, I could use something else or even just plain JavaScript, but it would take longer and I'd have to learn yet another library.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I also use PHP!

No sane person alive would boast of this.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

Voluntarily writing PHP is a sin, Skylar.

I could use Node.JS, Python, or Java for my stuff if I wanted to, but I don't want to. PHP written by a competent coder is reasonably secure.

No sane person alive would boast of this.

whoosh

 

[ICametoLurk]

PHP written by a competent coder is reasonably secure.

And you're not a competent coder.

 

[Skylar Ittner]

And you're not a competent coder.

You're not a competent troll. This conversation is no longer interesting to me.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

I also use PHP!

You are not helping your case. PHP is a dirty whore of a language that shouldn't be used by anyone who likes their own sanity.

Not really. The game authenticates to the existing single-sign-on system I have. The same username/password will get you in to the game wiki and other stuff I have on my servers. Don't assume what code does based on a four-character filename (plus extension).

if ($('#usernameBox').val() === "") {
        ...
    }

This is all I needed to see. You don't need the equals. An empty string equates to false in JavaScript. Learn your languages, tard.

Why not? It works fine (even on $10 phones), does what I need, and (unlike with a regular website) doesn't use bandwidth because it's packaged with the game. Sure, I could use something else or even just plain JavaScript, but it would take longer and I'd have to learn yet another library.

The real problem here is that you're using a shitty JavaScript engine to pump out a lackluster game instead of learning to become a real programmer. Nobody will want to hire you for coding outside the browser if you stick to shit like this.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Skylar, here are some questions. Please answer some or ideally all as you have time.

What is your version of the classroom incident? Sorry to harp on this, but others have asked and we are very curious since it seems to have been a pretty big deal.

Do you have anger issues? Multiple independent people have stated that you tend to get frustrated and lash out. What is your side of this assertion?

Do you feel like you are more intelligent than most people and that most of them are too stupid to understand your brilliance? Not trolls, I mean everyday normies. Also, do you feel as though you are more moral?

What are your issues with Vatican II and exactly what expertise do you have on ecclesiastical matters? Did your parents instill this into you or is this based on your own research?

Are you a loveshy, an incel, a MGTOW or an MRA? If you are unfamiliar with any of these terms, I will be happy to clarify.

Do you consider yourself "alt-right", neo-reactionary, a part of the Dark Enlightenment, etc?

Are your parents preppers or survivalists? Sovcits maybe? Are you a sovcit? You live in militia country on what appears to be a compound and your entire family seems to share your litigious paranoia according to my research.

 

[Right To Bear Blarms]

This conversation is no longer interesting to me.

Pack it up guys, he doesn't care anymore and has proven himself the bigger man.

Time to crawl back into our kiddy pools of human shit and wait for our next opportunity to harass a completely innocent person.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I normally don't jump into threads where the cow has posted. I don't like interacting with cows. But I'll make an exception to extend some sympathy from the bottom of my heart.

Skylar, stop. Put the brakes on. You're in a room full of people that are going to laugh at everything you say. You're also in a room full of people who are way better at your chosen profession then you are. You think this thread will drop off Google in a couple days? Nigga, @Null is a master of SEO, we get our threads higher then our cows fucking Facebook profiles.

So stop. Stop posting stupid shit, on here and on reddit, and this all stops. You get one chance, if you decide to press on with this bottomless pit of stupidity, well, we're the court jesters and we're going to keep mocking you.

 

[Globe]

You're not a competent troll. This conversation is no longer interesting to me.

A lot of your platform for this case with the college is that they were out to get you for divergent views, but you're also acknowledging that you've gone to a lot of different lawyers (50, right?) and none of them would take your case. Why exactly do you think this is happening?

 

[Cuck Norris]

More like Skylar Dipshitner.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He wants everyone else to do everything for him.

So he's a Zoe Quinn/ Brianna Wu, just with a bit of talent. Already stated this earlier in the thread.

 

[Null]

@Skylar Ittner, Quid hic agis? Tu minae nos? Putas? Bene.

http://skylarittner.com