Lolcow Skylar Ittner / Keep Carroll Catholic / skylarmt / netsyms.com / Skylar the Troll Master - 50 lawyers turned him down / banned from college / banned from walmart

[SydBarrett]

actual hacker shit

so much for skylar being a master hacker, eh?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

The Fancy Bear makes it look easy. Actually it probably was pretty easy. Seriously, how much effort did it take? Probably not a lot.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Yeah, and the lurkers support him in email!

Frankly, had his own father not been the scoutmaster for his troop, there's no way Skylar would have made it to Eagle Scout, or acquired a sash full of merit badges. His smirking, superior, belligerent attitude is hardly what the BSA seeks to cultivate in its members.

On top of that, if he actually HAD made Eagle Scout legitmately, then he would recall the meanings of each of the 12 points of the Scout Law. Particuarly number 12: Reverent

A Scout is Reverent

A Scout is reverent toward God. He is faithful in his religious duties. He respects the beliefs of others.

In truth, given how much of an asshole Skylar sounds, if his dad hadn't been scoutmaster, he shouldn't have made it past First Class (the last rank a Scout can get without having to work on the Merit Badges), let alone all the bullshit required for the Eagle rank.

*EPIC RUSSIAN DESTRUCTION*

God bless the Russians.

 

[SydBarrett]

On top of that, if he actually HAD made Eagle Scout legitmately, then he would recall the meanings of each of the 12 points of the Scout Law. Particuarly number 12: Reverent


In truth, given how much of an asshole Skylar sounds, if his dad hadn't been scoutmaster, he shouldn't have made it past First Class (the last rank a Scout can get without having to work on the Merit Badges), let alone all the bullshit required for the Eagle rank.

Makes one wonder if the only reason he joined the Scouts was so he could get awards that Mamma Ittner could brag about.

Also, someone should see if he has FB- there must be plenty of good shit there

 

[Melkor]

Makes one wonder if the only reason he joined the Scouts was so he could get awards that Mamma Ittner could brag about.

Also, someone should see if he has FB- there must be plenty of good shit there

I did a search just now. Nothing showed up.

 

[Spawn]

Hello, and beings of greetings to the Farms of Kiwis and to Skylar Ittner.

Recently Mr.Ittner has attracted attention of team Fancy Bear(https://fancybear.net) for his poor showings in area of the cybers. Team Fancy Bear has investigated the manner and has scored Mr.Ittner on his ability of doings the cyber.

Final Score: Democratic National Committee/10

We are awardings Mr.Ittner the poorest possible score of 'Democratic National Committee' out of ten. We are now wishing to disclose our findings securely in home of Farms of Kiwis.

Credential Stuffing/Enumeration

Of Beings Logged In

Edit History of ED article in 2014 is makings the funny to us.

Fancy Bears Hack Team suggests usings of two-factor authentications to Mr.Ittner. So sad we are now in GitHub too!
We again find funnies within accounts as Mr.Ittner willingly shares session with Fancy Bear member.

(Secret Ruski edge router obfuscated for no purpose)


Many other of Skyler's accounts are within control of Fancy Bear too that were not registered with clearweb/OSINT email. Fancy Bear collects eight addresses through Russian pivot technique and lack of greylisting on server of mails.

Here is one such account:

The Doxings

Fancy Bear will be honest, we are not practice art of the dox and do not find of much interest. Fancy Bear suggest someone else run with it but will show what have.

https://pastebin.com/6PnjTLvf

Mr.Ittner should really not of being using single Cloudflare account, as is makings easy to find other domains through cURL -H Host.

Beings of Conclusions


So what does Fancy Bear do next? Lock Mr.Ittner out and establish persistent access through select unmentioned emails? You are of makings the funnies again!

We invite Mr.Ittner to secure his accounts and Fancy Bear take no further action. Of teachings of lessons and hopefully not hurting future clientele of his works.
Until then Fancy Bear will enjoy seeing if Farms of Kiwis can access accounts before Mr.Ittner.

Best of lucks!

From Russia with love,

- Team Fancy Bear

Someone please get this manbear a pint of stoli and a half pound of salmon. Many thanx comrade for supporting das rodinia

 

[Optimus Prime]

Makes one wonder if the only reason he joined the Scouts was so he could get awards that Mamma Ittner could brag about.

I would love to get my hands on his Scout Handbook, since the back pages of it are where the ranking progress checklists are. They're required to be signed off by either an Assistant Scoutmaster or the Scoutmaster himself, depending on the requirement, and then to actually rank up you have to basically be 'interviewed' by a panel of randomly chosen adults of other scouts in the troop (or that's how it worked in my troop) to see if you were mature enough or something.

In fact, let me do some digging - Eagle Scouts are nationally registered so I might be able to find some shit.

 

[SydBarrett]

I would love to get my hands on his Scout Handbook, since the back pages of it are where the ranking progress checklists are. They're required to be signed off by either an Assistant Scoutmaster or the Scoutmaster himself, depending on the requirement, and then to actually rank up you have to basically be 'interviewed' by a panel of randomly chosen adults of other scouts in the troop (or that's how it worked in my troop) to see if you were mature enough or something.

In fact, let me do some digging - Eagle Scouts are nationally registered so I might be able to find some shit.

"The Gang Gets a Scoutmaster Fired"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Okay, found out this fucker was homeschooled and somehow elevated to being a National Merit Scholarship Finalist.
http://helenair.com/skylar-ittner/image_64a6432a-b2af-11e2-ad91-0019bb2963f4.html

And that he was Life Scout in the middle of 2014 (Life being the rank directly under Eagle)
http://helenair.com/life-scout-skylar-ittner/image_d04853d2-e7ad-11e3-a99f-001a4bcf887a.html

Furthermore, according to the linked article, Ittner was 17 at the time so unfortunately that does lead credence that he was not in fact fast-tracked as I originally suspected. Additionally, the article describes what I can only guess to be his Eagle Project:

Last weekend Life Scout Skylar Ittner, 17, made improvements to East Helena’s John F. Kennedy Park. Ittner, a sophomore studying computer science at Carroll College, made the entrance to the park accessible and installed two pieces of accessible, ground-level equipment. The project also included Youth Builders repairing damaged picnic tables with the help of Pacific Steel and All Mechanical Services. Ittner is on his way to becoming an Eagle Scout.

Basically, you don't do an Eagle Project until you've basically gotten (or will get within a few months) all 21 required Merit Badges and all the other shit is done too, so this lines up with him making Eagle just barely. But at the same time, making Eagle and apparently having skipped a grade or two in the homeschooling phase to be a sophomore in fucking college by age 17 must have heavily influenced his raging ego.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I'm still trying to figure out why it's such a big deal that we are colluding with the Russians as they are clearly against evil and autism.

Thank you, Fancy Bear friends.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'm still trying to figure out why it's such a big deal that we are colluding with the Russians as they are clearly against evil and autism.

Thank you, Fancy Bear friends.

We and the Russian's really do need to more embrace our common interests, don't we?

 

[Optimus Prime]

We and the Russian's really do need to more embrace our common interests, don't we?

Not gonna lie, I think if we just got rid of the current heads of state and replaced them with far less terrifying people, the entire world would be a better place. Putin scares the shit out of me but from what I know of common Russians, they're more or less really chill people.

 

[dunbrine47]

Wait, was the playground he did that project in the same one he took the questionable photos at?

 

[Fancy Bear]

I did a search just now. Nothing showed up.
View attachment 253323

This is case only because account of Skylar and company of Skylar page is of being voluntarily removed. Control of damage.

For ease of finding, make use of below Google query to see just the Faces of Books:

Old page of Skylar seen self-rating own Netsyms company page a 5/5 score. He makes yet another funny!

so much for skylar being a master hacker, eh?

@Skylar Ittner has still not noticed Bears in the mist. Although it is more of like Bears being room elephants. Still logged in to all accounts and no passwords beings changed. How can we alert better? Give all passwords to Farms of Kiwi?

The Fancy Bear makes it look easy. Actually it probably was pretty easy. Seriously, how much effort did it take? Probably not a lot.

Allow Fancy Bear to put in personal perspective.

Fancy Bear play waiting game of one day to run Mr.Ittner's SHA1 hashed password through Hashcat tool. Near no skill with proper Ruski sources. But after that Fancy Bear use several tools/techniques to enumerate between data sources and makings of correlations between accumulated hashes, emails, IPs, ect ect. One hour?

Are you safe from technique?

No. And most technique not even of needed for poor Angelo. 10min tops.

Fancy Bear not access any account of Angelo beyond script test and not pivot more than once. Be allowings of one pivot to be provings of concept. As changing your lower case g to the G of upper in letter of your password's start on different email host with SAME name is NOT acceptable.

(We skippings of screenshots for much of automation and tools for pivot)

You sees? Please change password for both accounts and also changing of all others with Farms of Kiwi name. Fancy Bear not of disliking friend Angelo. Of showings importance of cyber. Fancy Bear even able to with @Null if needings of point.

Perhaps Farms of Kiwi direct Fancy Bear to more laughing bovine threads where these cybers will be of better productivity and makings of funnies?

 

[Deadpool]

This is case only because account of Skylar and company of Skylar page is of being voluntarily removed. Control of damage.

For ease of finding, make use of below Google query to see just the Faces of Books:

Old page of Skylar seen self-rating own Netsyms company page a 5/5 score. He makes yet another funny!



@Skylar Ittner has still not noticed Bears in the mist. Although it is more of like Bears being room elephants. Still logged in to all accounts and no passwords beings changed. How can we alert better? Give all passwords to Farms of Kiwi?




Allow Fancy Bear to put in personal perspective.

Fancy Bear play waiting game of one day to run Mr.Ittner's SHA1 hashed password through Hashcat tool. Near no skill with proper Ruski sources. But after that Fancy Bear use several tools/techniques to enumerate between data sources and makings of correlations between accumulated hashes, emails, IPs, ect ect. One hour?

Are you safe from technique?

No. And most technique not even of needed for poor Angelo. 10min tops.

Fancy Bear not access beyond script test and not pivot more than once. Be allowings of one pivot to be provings of concept. As changing your lower case g to the G of upper in letter of your password's start on different email host with SAME name is NOT acceptable.

(We skip screenshots of automated tool for this)

You sees? Please change password for both accounts and also changing of all others with Farms of Kiwi name. Fancy Bear not of disliking friend Angelo. Of showings importance of cyber. Fancy Bear even able to with @Null if needings of point.

Perhaps Farms of Kiwi direct Fancy Bear to more laughing bovine threads where these cybers will be of better productivity and makings of funnies?

You're a goddamn madman and I love you for it.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't Gorsuch Protestant?

That's an interesting question. He was definitely born Catholic, though, and went to Catholic school. Apparently, he now attends a Protestant church (DIE HERETIC), but hasn't actually stated whether he's a Catholic who attends a Protestant church or whether he's actually converted.

 

[HG 400]

a Catholic who attends a Protestant church

Otherwise known as a heretical apostate who, in a more perfect world, would be burned at the stake for his degenerate profligacy.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, his father is literally named Dexter?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Hello, and beings of greetings to the Farms of Kiwis and to Skylar Ittner.

Recently Mr.Ittner has attracted attention of team Fancy Bear(https://fancybear.net) for his poor showings in area of the cybers. Team Fancy Bear has investigated the manner and has scored Mr.Ittner on his ability of doings the cyber.

Final Score: Democratic National Committee/10

We are awardings Mr.Ittner the poorest possible score of 'Democratic National Committee' out of ten. We are now wishing to disclose our findings securely in home of Farms of Kiwis.

Credential Stuffing/Enumeration

Of Beings Logged In

Edit History of ED article in 2014 is makings the funny to us.

Fancy Bears Hack Team suggests usings of two-factor authentications to Mr.Ittner. So sad we are now in GitHub too!
We again find funnies within accounts as Mr.Ittner willingly shares session with Fancy Bear member.

(Secret Ruski edge router obfuscated for no purpose)


Many other of Skyler's accounts are within control of Fancy Bear too that were not registered with clearweb/OSINT email. Fancy Bear collects eight addresses through Russian pivot technique and lack of greylisting on server of mails.

Here is one such account:

The Doxings

Fancy Bear will be honest, we are not practice art of the dox and do not find of much interest. Fancy Bear suggest someone else run with it but will show what have.

https://pastebin.com/6PnjTLvf

Mr.Ittner should really not of being using single Cloudflare account, as is makings easy to find other domains through cURL -H Host.

Beings of Conclusions


So what does Fancy Bear do next? Lock Mr.Ittner out and establish persistent access through select unmentioned emails? You are of makings the funnies again!

We invite Mr.Ittner to secure his accounts and Fancy Bear take no further action. Of teachings of lessons and hopefully not hurting future clientele of his works.
Until then Fancy Bear will enjoy seeing if Farms of Kiwis can access accounts before Mr.Ittner.

Best of lucks!

From Russia with love,

- Team Fancy Bear

That was absolutely beautiful, you Russkie bastards. Maybe Stars and Stripes can work with Hammer and Sickle and co-exist to crush autists.

Like I always say, making MLP and Steven U. illegal and bear-wrestling, ice-swimming and chess mandatory was one of Putin's wisest decisions.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Like I always say, making MLP and Steven U. illegal and bear-wrestling, ice-swimming and chess mandatory was one of Putin's wisest decisions.

And now we know what a Russian Power Ranger's series would have been like and I for one am all for it.