Orbiter Slingblade and Phil crossover thread. - It's containment for our own amusement.

[Hellfire]

Cow crossovers.

 

[The Dude]

Cow crossovers.

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"Can you give my she-male fake girlfriend some money to shut her up? She keeps asking me for cash, but I need it to remain perpetually drunk and buy pizza. #AnalRips"

 

[Sanshain]

What the hell is up with that photo. Was it taken from the surface of the sun?

 

[QT 219]

What the hell is up with that photo. Was it taken from the surface of the sun?

Phil cranked up the Photoshop contrast because he's too fucking dirty and lazy to shave his fucking beard. It would also have taken less time to shave than it would've to photoshop his potato head into Albino status.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Cow crossovers.

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"Differently-abled" would imply that he actually has some sort of useful ability.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I've got three little numbers that could get rid of all the problems in Phil's head.

Spoiler: Magical numbers

.357

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I've got three little numbers that could get rid of all the problems in Phil's head.

Spoiler: Magical numbers

.357

Or

Spoiler: other options

.455, .577, 7.62, he'll if we count zeroes then his best option is 0.22

 

[Sanshain]

Phil cranked up the Photoshop contrast because he's too fucking dirty and lazy to shave his fucking beard. It would also have taken less time to shave than it would've to photoshop his potato head into Albino status.

Ironically it makes him look even more pasty white than usual.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That sped helmet gets me every fucking time.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Trans ethics=naught but sexual deviance and degeneracy

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I assume Mr Phil is not one for the Twitter?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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But of course. Toren and Phil are very much in love. We mustn't forget that.

 

[Hellfire]

Slingblade thinks he is in a "queer platonic" relationship http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queerplatonic

 

[Positron]

Slingblade thinks he is in a "queer platonic" relationship http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queerplatonic

And the tapeworm is a "queer platonic" organism.

 

[Twrx]

Slingblade thinks he is in a "queer platonic" relationship http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queerplatonic
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Well, microwaves stolen from Goodwill probably won't last long.

 

[4Macie]

Slingblade thinks he is in a "queer platonic" relationship http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queerplatonic
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So Toren just admitted he has no romantic feelings for Phil, nor does he ever picture his relationship with Phil going anywhere near marriage.

Not surprising; we all kinda knew. Phil claims he's asexual now so he's probably not too upset.

 

[MG 620]

This breaks my heart. Phil would have made a beautiful bride.

 

[nhocgreen]

Slingblade thinks he is in a "queer platonic" relationship http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queerplatonic
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These tumblrites just have to have a damn label for every little thing.

 

[DangerousGas]

These tumblrites just have to have a damn label for every little thing.

How else would you be aware of the nuance if it didn't have a monolithic label attached to it, though?