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- Nov 14, 2017
If dreams are just astral projections, why do I keep reliving my abuse? Does the astral plane have copies of everyone from my childhood? WHY MUST I PROJECT PLEASE CEASE MY SUFFERINGDamn, I can't believe such a thread exists here. The internet is such a small place.
Well, I have something to tell you guys: I've been a 4chon poster since 2011. I know a lot about Smiley, so ask me anything. I'll drop a few interesting tidbits:
- Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.
- He believes all religions are real. To him, the matter is not which religion is the true one, but the best one for magical practices.
- One of his most important beliefs is "synchronicity" - a cosmic force of some kind dictating that everything similar happening at the same time must be related and there are no coincidences. Thus he's very fixated on dubs and higher gets on imageboards - since numerology is very important to him, getting dubs, trips and anything like that is apparently some significant cosmic sign. And so he'll always jump in excitement himself when getting dubs, commend people on their dubs if they're on his side and freak out if his enemy gets them. Every time. You can apparently manipulate synchronicity for your ends, even unconsciously - for example fishermen practice a lot of synchronistic magic so they can happen to catch a lot of fish and crabs.
- As you've probably noticed, he "astrally projects" a lot. There are multiple ways of getting into astral, the most common one we apparently don't realize being dreaming - that's right, he rejects dreams being something made up by our minds, claiming that they all take place in some large MMO world. When you tell him about your dreams he'll claim things like "oh yeah! I've been there!" The astral world must be boring then, it's supposedly "infinitely vast, larger than our physical universe could ever be" yet there's only one ski resort there apparently.
- That brings me to some of the hilarity about astral planes. They contain everything that's ever been imagined by our minds so yes, they also include every fictional universe ever. He claimed to have visited the Simpsons world and having beated up its inhabitants. The more popular the fiction is, the more established its world is in the astral as more people give power to it by putting their minds to it. Gee, who does that remind us of?
- In a complete reversal, even though he shares some traits with Chris, one thing is the exact opposite - while Chris uses pop-culture references at every opportunity, Smiley knows nothing about pop culture and everything about it flies over his head.
- Since our physical universe is holographic and held together by our collective imaginations, anything that seems crazy or easily explainable is just as real as anything else. That's where the "all religions are true" thing comes from, and he also claims that schizophrenics are "third eye awakened master race" who see the world as it really is, and little children practice magic all the time cause their magical abilities are not suppressed yet, and since they claim to see crazy shit it must be true. Nothing about still having to gain a full sense of object permanence or anything like that.
Really though, this guy is wild. Also, dangerous, since he supports the mentally ill not taking their meds/getting help.