Skitzocow Smiley / Fringe Wizard (Kenneth Schueler) and Fringechan - Insane Suicidal Internet Magician, Spammed /cow/, Banned from Wizchan At Least 12 Times

Damn, I can't believe such a thread exists here. The internet is such a small place.
Well, I have something to tell you guys: I've been a 4chon poster since 2011. I know a lot about Smiley, so ask me anything. I'll drop a few interesting tidbits:
  • Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.
  • He believes all religions are real. To him, the matter is not which religion is the true one, but the best one for magical practices.
  • One of his most important beliefs is "synchronicity" - a cosmic force of some kind dictating that everything similar happening at the same time must be related and there are no coincidences. Thus he's very fixated on dubs and higher gets on imageboards - since numerology is very important to him, getting dubs, trips and anything like that is apparently some significant cosmic sign. And so he'll always jump in excitement himself when getting dubs, commend people on their dubs if they're on his side and freak out if his enemy gets them. Every time. You can apparently manipulate synchronicity for your ends, even unconsciously - for example fishermen practice a lot of synchronistic magic so they can happen to catch a lot of fish and crabs.
  • As you've probably noticed, he "astrally projects" a lot. There are multiple ways of getting into astral, the most common one we apparently don't realize being dreaming - that's right, he rejects dreams being something made up by our minds, claiming that they all take place in some large MMO world. When you tell him about your dreams he'll claim things like "oh yeah! I've been there!" The astral world must be boring then, it's supposedly "infinitely vast, larger than our physical universe could ever be" yet there's only one ski resort there apparently.
  • That brings me to some of the hilarity about astral planes. They contain everything that's ever been imagined by our minds so yes, they also include every fictional universe ever. He claimed to have visited the Simpsons world and having beated up its inhabitants. The more popular the fiction is, the more established its world is in the astral as more people give power to it by putting their minds to it. Gee, who does that remind us of?
  • In a complete reversal, even though he shares some traits with Chris, one thing is the exact opposite - while Chris uses pop-culture references at every opportunity, Smiley knows nothing about pop culture and everything about it flies over his head.
  • Since our physical universe is holographic and held together by our collective imaginations, anything that seems crazy or easily explainable is just as real as anything else. That's where the "all religions are true" thing comes from, and he also claims that schizophrenics are "third eye awakened master race" who see the world as it really is, and little children practice magic all the time cause their magical abilities are not suppressed yet, and since they claim to see crazy shit it must be true. Nothing about still having to gain a full sense of object permanence or anything like that.
If dreams are just astral projections, why do I keep reliving my abuse? Does the astral plane have copies of everyone from my childhood? WHY MUST I PROJECT PLEASE CEASE MY SUFFERING

Really though, this guy is wild. Also, dangerous, since he supports the mentally ill not taking their meds/getting help.
 
If dreams are just astral projections, why do I keep reliving my abuse? Does the astral plane have copies of everyone from my childhood? WHY MUST I PROJECT PLEASE CEASE MY SUFFERING

Really though, this guy is wild. Also, dangerous, since he supports the mentally ill not taking their meds/getting help.
I made that post years ago mind you though. Smiley has changed since then, the magic shit has taken a bit of a backseat but never went away. It turned out it's more of a crutch for him really than anything and he never truly invested himself into it like those batshit third eye individuals you read about on the internet.
 
I made that post years ago mind you though. Smiley has changed since then, the magic shit has taken a bit of a backseat but never went away. It turned out it's more of a crutch for him really than anything and he never truly invested himself into it like those batshit third eye individuals you read about on the internet.
Ah, sorry. I couldn’t sleep last night (powerlevel?) so I kinda went browsing too deep, I’m sure. Either way, I hope Smiley is getting the help he needs.
 
Someone on /cow/ has posted what appear to be Smiley/FringeWizard's dox onto several threads on the board that don't even have to do with him, probably also on the one they have on him (but I haven't checked to be certain yet.

Location: 211 Corrie Crescent, Waterloo Ontario

Name: Kenneth Schueler

Father: Jack Schueler

Mother: Eva Schueler

Sister: Emily Schueler

Email: FringeMagick @ gmail.com

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCopIzuFBqn8QiExNZ-1_ZQw
 
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Jokes on this guy - The Lizards can penetrate tinfoil these days!
 
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he looks cute tbqh
 
any interest in this guy anymore? He now regularly posts on mintboard.org, and has posted about how at 29, he fears turning 30 and having not contributed to the world, while still promoting things like astral projection, telepathy and a multitude of other "parapsychological" (fantasy) things with his 50+ year old homeless girlfriend. Routinely calls himself a "national socialist" (not real) and calls for the execution of LGBT people and PoC. He's treated as an lolcow there, where after nearly a decade of just calling people wfrom where they're from, they've adopted calling people "X (where you're from) Anon" since their posts show geolocations - your location based upon your IP address, since he obliviously posts, still to this day, with an extreme 4chan culture.

This guy is deeply sick, and desperately needs - most likely - hospitalization. He relationship to reality is virtually nonexistent. He is also now homeless himself.
 
You forgot Smiley's picture.

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He's showing off one of his swords. He's Canadian, btw. He has personally told me to kill myself many times in Datnode IRC because I'm disabled and therefore have nothing to "contribute" to the white race (as in propogation of it). He also goes by the names "Blue", "☻" and "BlueberryWizard". I believe he has paranoid schizophrenia. Honestly I am expecting him to be committed to an asylum.

Here's one of his oldest batshit insane threads from the 4chon.net archive:

http://archive.4chon.net/new/2517274.html

In 2012-early 2013, there were many 48 hour periods where Smiley would be up the entire time shitposting on /new/. He was banned and unbanned more times from 4chon.net than I can remember.
 

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Why does his face slope forwards like that?
 
He's a Jew LARPing as a white nationalist. Wow.
 

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I made an account here after an interaction with this person that led me to look up his discord username on the 4chan archives and I found that he had an active kiwifarms thread. we met on the 4chan dating site "duolicious" and after reading his bio I found that it said he was schizotypal. I myself have been diagnosed with schizotypal PD in the past and it led me to add him on discord thinking we might be able to talk about similar experiences due to having this disorder or something, idk. anyway, I added him and I was barely able to have a cohesive conversation with him. I'll spare you all of the details but he would complain about not being able to make friends often, and eventually sent me this,
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I would also like to clarify that I never offered to go to Ontario to meet up with him... I did however say I was heading to Ontario for a trip in the spring, but I clarified I would be going to northern Ontario so I wouldn't be anywhere near Waterloo (where he lives) which is in southern ON. Anyway, I decided to offer him some advice. here's what I sent him in response;
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After this he starting typing for a little bit over an hour and this was his response.
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Figured you guys would get a kick out of this completely out of left field unhinged rant. I put it into a word counter and its a little over 11k words. Or about the size of a mini novel. There are quite a few gems in this, personally my favourite is where he starts going off about how the US military offered him 7 grand and how he's played an important role in the development of many cultures... anyway, enjoy.
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any interest in this guy anymore? He now regularly posts on mintboard.org, and has posted about how at 29, he fears turning 30 and having not contributed to the world, while still promoting things like astral projection, telepathy and a multitude of other "parapsychological" (fantasy) things with his 50+ year old homeless girlfriend. Routinely calls himself a "national socialist" (not real) and calls for the execution of LGBT people and PoC. He's treated as an lolcow there, where after nearly a decade of just calling people wfrom where they're from, they've adopted calling people "X (where you're from) Anon" since their posts show geolocations - your location based upon your IP address, since he obliviously posts, still to this day, with an extreme 4chan culture.

This guy is deeply sick, and desperately needs - most likely - hospitalization. He relationship to reality is virtually nonexistent. He is also now homeless himself.
It looks like he contributed to the world, he has his own kiwi farms thread and a avatar with a tin foil hat.
I made an account here after an interaction with this person that led me to look up his discord username on the 4chan archives and I found that he had an active kiwifarms thread. we met on the 4chan dating site "duolicious" and after reading his bio I found that it said he was schizotypal. I myself have been diagnosed with schizotypal PD in the past and it led me to add him on discord thinking we might be able to talk about similar experiences due to having this disorder or something, idk. anyway, I added him and I was barely able to have a cohesive conversation with him. I'll spare you all of the details but he would complain about not being able to make friends often, and eventually sent me this,
So you've talked to this guy, does he go on and on about his weird beliefs in a 1x1 conversation?
 
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