Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[wagglyplacebo]

This thread is getting more and more entertaining and not for the reasons some of you think.

waggles, sorry

Waggles is a solid choice, also has a cute chubs gf.

waggles is a good boy and does as he's told most of the time

 

[Lowtax]

He did totally troll you into wasting 15 years and $10.

His entire life seems to have been trolled, since I guarantee you he'll be thinking and posting about SA for the rest of his days.

 

[niggers]

real talk though do you ever think "aw shit, my daughter is going to be stalked by retards the minute she joins social media"

idk how i'd deal with that as a parent. privacy features exist but kids are sneaky

 

[Lowtax]

real talk though do you ever think "aw shit, my daughter is going to be stalked by exceptional individuals the minute she joins social media"

idk how i'd deal with that as a parent. privacy features exist but kids are sneaky

Nah, I've taught her and shown her examples of the crazy folk who will invariably try to make her life hell just because she's related to me. She obviously doesn't understand why, and frankly neither do I, but she's got the tools to deal with it.

 

[HG 400]

I used to think Something Sensitive was mostly okay people but they are embarrassing themselves pretty bad here with their uncontrollable tism, and I'm the guy who cyberbullied Lowtax away when he first showed up so I clearly have a pretty high tolerance for people shitting on goons.

Please don't judge all SoSe posters by Doctor Jizzmopper

I'm trying not to but it's difficult. Is Doctor Jizzmopper like a respected and valued member of SoSe or is he more of an autistic forum punching bag that you all take turns shitting on because even a forum of bitter rejects needs an omega cur?

 

[polonium]

I'm trying not to but it's difficult. Is Doctor Jizzmopper like a respected and valued member of SoSe or is he more of an autistic forum punching bag that you all take turns shitting on because even a forum of bitter rejects needs an omega cur?

I never really noticed him TBH

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit is every single one of you people banned from SA at one point? And I've been publicly denying that?

I get the furfags. I mean, remember the time moot set up /fur/ on 4chan and then a week later it turned into a gas chamber where everyone who posted on it got permabanned?

But seriously, ALL OF YOU?

 

[HG 400]

Holy shit is every single one of you people banned from SA at one point? And I've been publicly denying that?

I get the furfags. I mean, remember the time moot set up /fur/ on 4chan and then a week later it turned into a gas chamber where everyone who posted on it got permabanned?

But seriously, ALL OF YOU?

From what I can gather most of them have unbanned $10 accounts they're too terrified to ever post anything with in case they get banned and lose their $5 avatar and $10 archive rights and $10 search feature.

 

[AnOminous]

I used to think Something Sensitive was mostly okay people but they are embarrassing themselves pretty bad here with their uncontrollable tism, and I'm the guy who cyberbullied Lowtax away when he first showed up so I clearly have a pretty high tolerance for people shitting on goons.

No shit. Jesus Christ. As much as I've personally shit on Lowtax in this thread, he's actually been a pretty fucking awesome guest, minus the rocky start.

I wish he would get back to writing. I hope he's aware it's still possible to write things on paper.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Lmao holy shit SoSe is a bunch of salty speds. These people are so assblasted that they got banned from a site that literally hasn't been relevant in 10 years it's almost sad.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7592.1700

Hey Kyanka,

You should have done what your Dad wanted you to do. Getting a real job instead of being a spendthrift Internet loser who makes excuses for being a shitty drug-addled husband and shitty father (MUH EX-CHINKWIFE MUH EX-EMPLOYER MUH TAX FIGHTS MUH LUSER BASE I'M CALLING THE WAHHHHHHMBULANCE LEMME GET ON THE INTERNET LIKE ALL THE OTHER LOSERS AND TELL EVERYBODY HOW IT'S NOT... MUH... FAULT! DINDU NUFFIN! I BEES A GOOD ENTREPRENEUR AND DADDY AND HUBBY!).

Lowtax do you still longingly look at that noose that's hanging in your closet or are you planning on ending it through some other manner?

Dude went into a posting fit after I tagged all his posts autistic, which made me tag all his posts autistic, which made the mods butthurt and mad.

Also what does it mean if a thread on Kiwi is "DISEASED"? Does that mean they are about to close it or something? If they swoop in to protect Yon Faire Maiden Lowtax I will be sorely disappointed...

well I've had ratings removed from my account for 'abuse'. The mods at Kiwi are just as autistic as the SA mods. I'm betting they are the same breed of deviant.

LOL at the forum who's obsessed over lolcows and spends 10x the amount of personal time doxxing them than I ever did doxxing an SA Mod calling me an autist.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7594.175

Their forum is a great place to trigger people. The amount of dick sucking and autism on their forum is great, I love it. Was able to trigger them hard enough for a name change in less than 6 hours.

that kiwi farms place looks even more disturbing than the SA anime forum.

Kiwis do some good work digging sometimes, but their weird autistic robin hood with a head injury shit is baffling.

"Hey guys I have a gig of information about autistic man children and their exact whereabouts and relationships down to the GPS stamps- But don't misgender people or be racist or too mean!"

I enjoy reading some threads over there but the whole "A man says he is a lady, we must use ze's preferred pronouns!" is fucking ridiculous. Some people call Ricky Buffalo Bill Jones 'she'...

BTW @Doctor Jizzmopper appears to actually be one of their most prolific posters according to the post counter.

 

[HG 400]

Lmao holy shit SoSe is a bunch of salty speds. These people are so assblasted that they got banned from a site that literally hasn't been relevant in 10 years it's almost sad.

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7592.1700








http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=7594.175








BTW @Doctor Jizzmopper appears to actually be one of their most prolific posters according to the post counter.

They've got an awesome thread where Schmorky's ex shows up to shit on him. Check to about the middle of it for some of the most cringey fucking careposting and powerleveling I've ever seen in my life if those guys were kiwis they'd all be halal and cannibalised within two weeks max.

 

[AA 102]

lol since we started talking about Something Sensitive, this is from their chat

 

[HG 400]

Change it back to laney's text to speech adventure.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao holy shit SoSe is a bunch of salty speds.

Trufax but let's also show them at their best.

This thread is awesome: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

lol since we started talking about Something Sensitive, this is from their chat
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Epic raid.

 

[HG 400]

Trufax but let's also show them at their best.

This thread is awesome: http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0

I've had a lot of respect for their gets and enjoyed their local memes in the past, so I think I've been taking them at their best for far too long now.

Maybe it's time to dig into their sewers and see what kind of shit oozes out.

 

[polonium]

Most of SoSe aren't banned on SA, but just stopped posting. Im fairly sure my SA account is still working but I haven't logged in for years. SoSe itself started getting a bit too stormfront-lite lately, people are taking themselves a bit too seriously.

That said, Lowtax is cocooned in a thick syrup of self-deception. On TNE and SoSe we had threads with documented evidence of admins having shit lists, fistgrrl used to monitor other forums and ban people if they smack-talked SA, abe was fucking rekt after mocking a teenager's penis on twitter, aatrek's pedo history came up after literally just googling his name, McCaine was a commie fag pedophile with an ice-cream cone for a dick, any mention of mangosteen was ban-on-sight, but lowtax isn't interested in having constructive dialogue about his forum so there's little to no point linking to the threads.

 

[Dave Hedgehog]

No shit. Jesus Christ. As much as I've personally shit on Lowtax in this thread, he's actually been a pretty fucking awesome guest, minus the rocky start.

I wish he would get back to writing. I hope he's aware it's still possible to write things on paper.

You have a little bit of semen dribbling from your chin there. Need a tissue?

 

[polonium]

Oh yeah and the "threats of throwing his daughter off a bridge" were the mega-autist user "keep it real" quoting rap lyrics at lowtax in an email.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Is Doctor Jizzmopper like a respected and valued member of SoSe or is he more of an autistic forum punching bag that you all take turns shitting on because even a forum of bitter rejects needs an omega cur?

Lomo aka Autistic Yankee is the resident SoSe autiste. And sometimes we pile on Aran because he's a big fat guy who plays with legos, but he is married so he's got that going for him. And we lol/lmao at Procrustes because he's Mexican.

Lmao holy shit SoSe is a bunch of salty speds. These people are so assblasted that they got banned from a site that literally hasn't been relevant in 10 years it's almost sad.

Hey we do have our moments...

Spoiler

Oh yeah and the "threats of throwing his daughter off a bridge" were the mega-autist user "keep it real" quoting rap lyrics at lowtax in an email.

But nobody could crack a joke about someone's hairline like he could! Also he allegedly went to a goonmeet once and everyone said he smelled like poop.
Edit: And KIR said I looked like "a bootleg Al Bundy", which was probably one the most complimentary burns I've ever received.

But to get on topic, I think it's lol that Lowtax has posted more here in the last two days than on SA in the past two years.