Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Hellsperger said:
More info? I've seldom even thought of SA in the past 7-8 years or so, but I still somewhat care/think about Lowtax, if only because he did the Troll 2 Rifftrax with Mike Nelson.
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For starters, check his ED page, gives a good overview of why he's a cow. Also, check Something Sensitive, they have a massive thread detailing Lowtax's retarded moments.

Some highlights of his cow career are:

1. The mangosteen crap he tried to pimp on his users that backfired. Man had a massive meltdown when that blew up in his face and he's so triggered bringing it up is still a bannable offense.

2. The guy is VERY incompetent at keeping Something Awful (his sole source of income as far as anyone knows) running, spending most of his time make comedy videos on Youtube or doing pills and boxed wine while letting a massive horde of broken souls moderate his forums (which have included more than one pedophile like Aatrek). It's also running forum software that belongs in a museum and has no competent tech staff, so fixing stuff is a blue moon proposition and he basically has to haunt Ebay for server parts because it's that dated.

3. His social life is a trainwreck (one of his ex-wives revealed his foot fetish and lot of other embarassing crap Kyanka does), and he was also involved in all the drama with furry tranny Schmorky.
 
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Chefbot said:
While Caro is batshit insane, at least he managed to get his ass to the Middle East and fight while Debate & Discussion's armchair revolutionaries just keep sitting on their asses doing nothing.
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On the other hand, Lowtax has managed to earn a decent income by doing nothing for umpteen years now. That's something to which many goons aspire but which they'll never accomplish (nor will most goons manage to convince one woman to marry them, let alone three).
 
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More amusing events from Something Awful: A guy wants to walk across Canada to raise awareness of environmental issues. People looked at his post history and discovered that he is batshit crazy:

In 2012 a combination of extreme stress from climate change and bipolar disorder put me into a psychosis. I thought I was being sent signals to go out and start a massive university student movement across Canada to “save the world”, and started seeing signs and signals that we were supposed to be Sam Carana.

I printed out perhaps 500-1000 (or was it 2500) flyers and intended to cycle across Canada hitting all the universities. As it happens there also happened to be an Occupy group WALKING across Canada from Victoria. I initially started my trip with these guys but ditched them when i claimed a guy who looked like the No Country For Old Men bad guy, had a grenade and was going to blow the group up. When I left on my bike ride I was at the peak of my psychosis, and I thought the Arctic Methane Emergency Group was sending us signals to be Sam Carana.

Sam Carana is the anonymous author of many blogs including Arctic News blog, Geoengineering blog, Feebate blog and many more. We don't know who Sam Carana really is, but we suspect he's a whistleblower who would lose his position if he said such things publicly. But anyway, in my psychosis I thought I was being sent signals by AMEG to be Sam! It was a simple mistake on my part. If you break down Sam Carana’s name its Am SC, Ar SC, An SC, A SC. I was SC! I was Shaheer Cassm. We were supposed to be Sam Carana. The signals were arriving through Facebook and music (The Dreaming Moon-The Magnetic Fields), but also ambumlances (Sambulances), licence plates, signs, art and a quite a few other things. But anyways I'M NOT Sam Carana.
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He's off his meds again and planning to start his walk from Victoria, BC to NYC today. He's been posting updates here:

April 17: Major upset, my parents (both doctors) and sister (pharmacist) have advised me not to go on this walk, because I just got out of the hospital (i'm bipolar.) I didn't tell them I was going because I was worried they would commit me to hospital again. However I will still be going. There's no doubt in my mind that I will not be going.

April 19: I test rode my trailer down to the Tent City and back. I delivered some water to the residents there. Benny and Piper helped me drag my trailer - it's heavy even without all my cargo.



Something else has been worrying me. I just got out of hospital so i'm on some sort of doctors order. I cant go anywhere or stop taking my meds or they arrest me. Hopefully they don't send the cops after me on my walk for peace.

April 20: Visited the tent city again with some fruit and water. Walked about 8km today with an empty trailer and 2.5 km with 50lbs cargo.....holy tiring. I'm really going to have to pace myself going over the hills with a full load.
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Dude gets tired walking 2.5km with his supplies, yet he plans to walk 5000km (across the Rocky Mountains no less). The whole thing is strangely reminiscent of another SA trainwreck, in which a different crazy guy wanted to walk across America. His original plan would have taken him across desert wastelands in the middle of summer. After hundreds of goons told him he was going to die, he changed his route. However he didn't get more than like 10 miles from his starting point because he had never gone hiking before, was dreadfully out of shape, oh, and the only food he brought was raisins. After he failed at walking he decided to drive across America in his dad's BMW. It broke down a couple days into the trip. Great thread to read if you've got the time.
 
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Megapiss said:
More amusing events from Something Awful: A guy wants to walk across Canada to raise awareness of environmental issues. People looked at his post history and discovered that he is batshit crazy:



He's off his meds again and planning to start his walk from Victoria, BC to NYC today. He's been posting updates here:



Dude gets tired walking 2.5km with his supplies, yet he plans to walk 5000km (across the Rocky Mountains no less). The whole thing is strangely reminiscent of another SA trainwreck, in which a different crazy guy wanted to walk across America. His original plan would have taken him across desert wastelands in the middle of summer. After hundreds of goons told him he was going to die, he changed his route. However he didn't get more than like 10 miles from his starting point because he had never gone hiking before, was dreadfully out of shape, oh, and the only food he brought was raisins. After he failed at walking he decided to drive across America in his dad's BMW. It broke down a couple days into the trip. Great thread to read if you've got the time.
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It's times like this where I really need to sign up for this website just to see the batshit on there and cough up some jew golds for it. With one of the recent cows I was reading about, sarahlicity, they have activity going back to this website too. What the fuck?
 
So you're roulette master plan of having him turn off notifications was to ultimately call him something that would make him go "lol, definitely" if he read it?
 
Internet War Criminal said:
So you're roulette master plan of having him turn off notifications was to ultimately call him something that would make him go "lol, definitely" if he read it?
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Nah actually I was hoping the frustration of being tagged constantly in random shit would eat away at him until he flipped out mad and banned some poor random cunt who wasn't me. Didn't work out tho he just turned tag alerts off.
 
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Here are some highlights from the saga of the mentally ill goon who tried to hike across America.

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He listened to the goons telling him the original route would kill him. He decided to walk the American Discovery Trail instead, starting in a park in San Francisco. He had some Denny's to celebrate the beginning of his journey.
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He bought a shitty bike cart from Walmart to carry his water and supplies. It broke on the first day
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On the second day, he had to dump his cart and a bunch of supplies in the park. He also started hearing things.
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This is his progress on the third day, he hadn't even gotten out of the park he started in
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He spent the fourth day sitting around at the ranger's station. On the fifth day, he called it quits because his raisin diet was causing his body to fall apart. Total miles walked = 22/6800.
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After failing at walking through a San Francisco park, he decided to drive across America instead. This went as well as you would expect.
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There aren't any major updates after this. The guy hasn't posted on SA since last summer. I assume he finally managed to kill himself through his own stupidity.
 
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Dynastia said:
lol Null turned off his tag alerts because I kept playing Null roulette with them I can say w/e I want about him and he won't even notice

HEY NULL YOU'RE A DICK YOUR'E A DICK YOU'RE A DICK @Null @Null @Null
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Did he turn tag alerts off for everybody, or just himself?

The latter'd suck, tag alerts are quite useful. Especially for calling @Null fat and not worth having sex with.
 
Megapiss said:
Here are some highlights from the saga of the mentally ill goon who tried to hike across America.
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How fat exactly was this motherfucker? I'm way out of shape and the distance he covered is pitiable and I doubt I'd even break a sweat doing that over a couple days.
 
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AnOminous said:
How fat exactly was this motherfucker? I'm way out of shape and the distance he covered is pitiable and I doubt I'd even break a sweat doing that over a couple days.
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6'3 and 200 lbs, but likely a skinnyfat mess because he has the diet of a spoiled toddler and barely left his computer chair prior to attempting to walk across America.
 
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