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- Aug 4, 2017
Hey idk where else to post this, here's my parody of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.
"Teenage Troonout"
His name is Noelle
And he says he uses "she/her"
Creepy as hell
In gym class he tucks his peener
Stopped playin' football
To chop off his balls
He says "But this is who I am!
And hon there's ain't nothin 'man' about me!"
But he's just a teenage troonout, baby
Yeah he's just a teenage troonout, baby
He says, "Be a cuwute mermaiden baby with me!"
Eeewwwww!!
They all see his dick
When he's at the women's pool
Then says "I'm a chick!"
Denying his painful truth
That he has a cock
He's easy to mock
He says "But this is who I am!
And hon there's ain't nothin 'man' about me!"
But he's just a teenage troonout, baby
Yeah he's just a teenage troonout, baby
He says, "Be a cuwute mermaiden baby with me!"
Eeewwwww!!
Stop that gross fag
No, he don't know how bad he's trippin'
It's just a fad
And it's his balls he will be missin'
"New vag smells like mold
That's normal, the doctor told me."
Got his front hole
And now he's depressed and horny
"Pussy" is fake
And no one will take
His word saying "It's who I am!
But why do they all say I'm still manly??"
He's foolish to think he'll be a lady
Not now, not someday, not ever "maybe"
He's just a teenage troonout, plenty like him
Eeewwww!!
Stop that gross fags
No, they don't know how bad they're trippin'
It's just so bad
Real men and women I'll be missin'
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"Teenage Troonout"
His name is Noelle
And he says he uses "she/her"
Creepy as hell
In gym class he tucks his peener
Stopped playin' football
To chop off his balls
He says "But this is who I am!
And hon there's ain't nothin 'man' about me!"
But he's just a teenage troonout, baby
Yeah he's just a teenage troonout, baby
He says, "Be a cuwute mermaiden baby with me!"
Eeewwwww!!
They all see his dick
When he's at the women's pool
Then says "I'm a chick!"
Denying his painful truth
That he has a cock
He's easy to mock
He says "But this is who I am!
And hon there's ain't nothin 'man' about me!"
But he's just a teenage troonout, baby
Yeah he's just a teenage troonout, baby
He says, "Be a cuwute mermaiden baby with me!"
Eeewwwww!!
Stop that gross fag
No, he don't know how bad he's trippin'
It's just a fad
And it's his balls he will be missin'
"New vag smells like mold
That's normal, the doctor told me."
Got his front hole
And now he's depressed and horny
"Pussy" is fake
And no one will take
His word saying "It's who I am!
But why do they all say I'm still manly??"
He's foolish to think he'll be a lady
Not now, not someday, not ever "maybe"
He's just a teenage troonout, plenty like him
Eeewwww!!
Stop that gross fags
No, they don't know how bad they're trippin'
It's just so bad
Real men and women I'll be missin'
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Tell me how you think I did and post your own parodies!