Sony hate thread

[Vyse Inglebard]

It's like we're all hating on a baseball team that used to be great but got driven into the ground, and now their newest player is an ultra-obese wheelchair bound middle aged black woman with the self-esteem of a globalist and a horrible attitude towards everyone. She hates every facet of baseball and can't go five seconds without calling it "a white man's game", and bangs on about how there have never been any PoCs as baseball players, ignoring the colossal list of them that fans are always eager to post and prove her wrong. Ken Griffey Jr. himself even got into a heated argument with her one day only for her to block him.

The MLB insists that everything she says is true, and keeps doubling down on retaining her. There are plenty of articles and posts from paid-off fake fans insisting she is exactly what baseball needs, despite being the most toxic thing to happen to the sport in years.

I wish I could give you a Semper Fi for that, that is one of the best analogies for anything I've seen ever

 

[Two Dollars]

That'd be incredible. Hopefully Microsoft would follow suit, but then I'd just be being greedy.

I’d say Microsoft is much more likely to get out than Sony at this point. Not because of any lack of success, but they’re much more eager, their cloud tech is further along, no one would miss their exclusives since they literally don’t make them anymore, and (some) people actually like Game Pass.

 

[BananaSplit²]

Those honestly feel like the only ones that pushed consoles outside of Spidermen. The rest were just purchased on PC or PS4.

I try to play fair (as people do buy multiplats on consoles) but I've also only listed games that didn't have a version on Switch, the popular console which has been eating away the share of third-parties Playstation used to monopolize more or less in the past. So in a nutshell, Playstation doesn't have much of an edge.

 

[11 Herbs and Spices]

I try to play fair (as people do buy multiplats on consoles) but I've also only listed games that didn't have a version on Switch, the popular console which has been eating away the share of third-parties Playstation used to monopolize more or less in the past.

Are PS4 sales of multigen/multiplat games still higher or has that threshold finally been passed?

 

[Pissmaster]

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Related? I couldnt actually find this tweet from Shrieker but its a bit coincidental.

Honestly though, if they were pulling a profit on the PS5, it would be a very nice piece of hardware to run SteamOS on. My only complaint about the hardware is the PS5 just looking ugly, and apparently the controllers get stick drift.
As much as I don't like the PlayStation brand anymore, it still needs to exist, because a market without competition becomes monopolistic, and things would only get worse. Same reason why it's important for Epic to stay afloat. If it all really just came down to Nintendo vs. Valve... Hell, just look at how homogenous and hostile the cellphone industry is.

 

[Pissmaster]

I am retarded, this is what Jaffe was referring to.

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>34 years, meaning she's been with PlayStation since 1989, despite the PlayStation brand only starting in 1994
>most of her credits in the 90s are "Special Thanks"
>no credits from before 1993

What is going on with this person? Did she sleep her way to the top?

 

[TVB]

I liked this thread a lot better before it become Spider-man 2 central.

It's a PS5 exclusive, and a lot of PS5 exclusive titles such as it are tailor made for leftist niggerfaggots.

 

[Epoch]

PS5 exclusive

a lot of PS5 exclusive titles

 

[TVB]

I may have been too generous by using that term. When I mean PS5 exclusives, I mean stuff borrowed from the last couple Sony consoles, as they're not really exclusives.

 

[The Feline Solution]

it's a nigger thing - we all have giant honkers for noses.

I now imagine you looking like one of these dudes IRL, no hate:

 

[11 Herbs and Spices]

What is going on with this person?

She probably was with the US branch of Sony before being shifted to PlayStation after it launched its US operations.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Does MJ stand for man jaw?

 

[BananaSplit²]

Are PS4 sales of multigen/multiplat games still higher or has that threshold finally been passed?

PS5 has started to take the lead against the PS4 in the Japanese market, but not with clearly sufficient numbers for a console that is about to start its fourth year next month.

Top Playstation 2023 retail sales (Famitsu numbers):

1. [PS5] Final Fantasy XVI (Square Enix) - 414.216
2. [PS5] Hogwarts Legacy (Warner) - 172.820
3. [PS5] Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (From Software) - 147.154
4. [PS5] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom) - 128.142
5. [PS5] Gran Turismo 7 (Sony) - 110.851 (Bundles lol)
6. [PS5] Street Fighter 6 (Capcom) - 52.277
7. [PS5] Wild Hearts (Electronic Arts) - 45.475
8. [PS5] Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty (Koei Tecmo) - 44.467
9. [PS5] Like a Dragon: Isshin! (Sega) - 39.057
10. [PS5] Diablo IV (Blizzard) - 35.242
11. [PS5] One Piece Odyssey (Bandai Namco) - 34.120
12. [PS5] Fate/Samurai Remnant (Koei Tecmo) - 25.006
13. [PS5] EA Sports FC 24 (Electronic Arts) - 24.474
14. [PS5] Assassin's Creed Mirage (Ubisoft) - 23.809
15. [PS5] Octopath Traveler II (Square-Enix) - 21.188
16. [PS5] Ys X Nordics (Nihon Falcom) - 20.711
17. [PS5] Star Wars: Jedi Survivor (Electronic Arts) - 18.080
18. [PS5] Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key (Koei Tecmo) - 16.839
19. [PS5] Sword Art Online Last Recollection (Bandai Namco) - 13.675

1. [PS4] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom) - 133.458
2. [PS4] Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (From Software) - 69.383
3. [PS4] Like a Dragon: Ishin! (Sega) - 46.668
4. [PS4] One Piece: Odyssey (Bandai Namco) - 45.173
5. [PS4] Hogwarts Legacy (Warner) - 44.947 (PS4 release came out much later, in June)
6. [PS4] Street Fighter 6 (Capcom) - 39.015
7. [PS4] Wo Long Fallen Dynasty (Koei Tecmo) - 24.883
8. [PS4] Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key (Koei Tecmo) - 19.172
9. [PS4] EA Sports FC 24 (Electronic Arts) - 17.345
10. [PS4] Diablo IV (Blizzard) - 12.595
11. [PS4] Fate/Samurai Remnant (Koei Tecmo) - 12.203
12. [PS4] Nobunaga's Ambition: Awakening with Power up kit (Koei Tecmo) - 12.193 (No PS5 release)
13. [PS4] Ys X Nordics (Nihon Falcom) - 10.120
14. [PS4] Sword Art Online: Last Recollection (Bandai Namco) - 10.120
15. [PS4] Octopath Traveler II (Square-Enix) - 9.792

Comparison of Switch SKUs for multiplatform third-parties charting in PS:

[SWI] Octopath Traveler II (Square-Enix) - 89.852
[SWI] Fate/Samurai Remnant (Koei Tecmo) - 42.032
[SWI] Atelier Ryza 3: Alchemist of the End & the Secret Key (Koei Tecmo) - 37.669
[SWI] EA Sports FC 24 (Electronic Arts) - 27.046
[SWI] Ys X Nordics (Nihon Falcom) - 18.984
[SWI] Atelier Marie Remake: The Alchemist of Salburg (Koei Tecmo) - 18.678
[SWI] Super Bomberman R2 (Konami) - 18.389
[SWI] We Love Katamari Reroll + Royal Reverie (Bandai Namco) - 14.447
[SWI] Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless (Nippon Ichi Software) - 14.603
[SWI] Nobunaga's Ambition: Awakening with Power up Kit (Koei Tecmo) - 12.766

Basically the westaboos stayed on Playstation while virtually everyone in Japan enjoying the native cartoon games simply migrated on the Nintendo Switch.

As much as I don't like the PlayStation brand anymore, it still needs to exist, because a market without competition becomes monopolistic, and things would only get worse. Same reason why it's important for Epic to stay afloat. If it all really just came down to Nintendo vs. Valve... Hell, just look at how homogenous and hostile the cellphone industry is.

Same. It's better for Playstation to continue living for the sake of competition, I honestly couldn't care less how much of a success it could be in the Americas and Europe.
It's fun to watch though its collapse in Japan and a bunch of old japanese executive boomers (Yoshi-P, Harada-san, Matsuyama Hiroshi, Yosuke Matsuda, etc.) shitting their pants in interviews/twitter posts.

Does MJ stand for man jaw?

Mary James

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I now imagine you looking like one of these dudes IRL, no hate:
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>me
>dressing up like an anime faggot in public
LOL. I have at least a bit of self respect left, come the fuck on bruh

 

[11 Herbs and Spices]

• [PS5] Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (From Software) - 147.154
• [PS5] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom) - 128.142
  • [PS4] Resident Evil 4 (Capcom) - 133.458
  • [PS4] Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (From Software) - 69.383

The inversion here is kind of funny but makes sense. The Switch Fate outselling PS4 and 5 combined is funny but expected. Man, adding up totals and I thought the old install base for the PS4 would still be doing better than the Switch for more action focused games like musous but it's not really close.

I have at least a bit of self respect left

It's okay: you'll always be an anime faggot in our kokoros.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

At this point I'm a bigot buffet.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

 

[Miller]

I am retarded, this is what Jaffe was referring to.

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Not a good list.

 

[verissimus]

To its audience, it IS a form of escapism for THEM that aligns with their consumer tendencies and political leanings. I remember when Sony would deliver hit after hit with their exclusives just by providing quality titles that ANYBODY could enjoy without being hemorrhaged by blunt political messaging. Now, Sony is just generic ESG company.

How is it a form of escapism for them when there are things they politically like and agree with in both this game and the real world?

 

[The Last Stand]

How is it a form of escapism for them when there are things they politically like and agree with in both this game and the real world?

If America is as bad as they say it is, then games like Spider-Man 2 would confirm their dream utopia based on their politics.