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Unfolded fucking sucks. Might as well consider it a different game.
Really? That's too bad.

Servers were sadly shut down *sigh*
That is sad, it was very fun to play online. I remember just cucking around in the hub sometimes.

You know what else had a great hub to mess around in? It was probably the best actually, Hot Shots Golf: World Invitational. There was like a park with stuff to mess around with and jump around, just good dumb fun.
 
Really? That's too bad.
Yeah, Unfolded is a case of a remaster being worse than the original.
  • No touchscreen means item creation is shit (this can be slightly fixed if you install an app on your phone or use your Vita(but what's the point of doing so when you can just play the game on Vita?))
  • Some soundtrack is changed for no reason
  • Lack of gimmicky features
  • New levels are bloat that try to make a short game longer
 
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The fact that Soyderman 2 is dropping in sales, during the HOLIDAY SEASON, is....oof. Meanwhile bing-bing wahoo actually INCREASED in sales during the previous week.
 
This is the 4th collab they've done with a designer brand since launch.

Still no bug fixes for day one issues tho lol.

But I should stop whining the game is perfect 10/10 sim best sim in the world best car list best graphics.

Lmao, Bvlgari isn’t even a real watch company, but I’m sure it won’t stop some retard boomer from “investing” in one.

(Bvlgari, like Armani and Hugo Boss, and a few other fashion brands have fuck all to do with the watches, but basically license out their brand to this other company that actually designs them and makes them. Usually shoving in some cheap ass Chinese quartz crap inside. I believe it’s Fossil that actually makes them?)

Watch sperging, sorry!

I still like my PS5 over my XBSX.
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True. Ironically, why Xbox is getting all the “big exclusives” like Starfield, the console itself is still doing terribly and sells way less than PlayStation.

Imagine having some of the most anticipated games on your console and still getting fucked by Sony.

Maybe time for weirdo beard man over at Microsoft to take a hike?
 
it's the UK charts, and the EA game in question is a soccer (oh I'm sorry, "football") game. tea-niggers love their soccer.

I feel bad for people who play EA's sports shit. Assuming they manage to not fuck a gameplay aspect or mechanic from a previous iteration, you still have to gamble away money on player packs for current year's MVPs just to stay competitive. It's like this for the Madden games, the FIFA games, AND the NBA games.

Also, fucking LOL at EA putting Mike Vick on the cover. I guess enough time has passed that they've assumed nobody talks about the dogfighting shit anymore. Granted, he's one of the best players to ever come through the Falcons (Fuck you, Arthur Blank. Please hurry up and croak so the Falcons can be an actual team again instead of a merchandising brand).

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If they wanted to salvage some good-will from their fans, they'd remake or at least remaster the Street series. Fuck a bunch of nerds following players around all season with a clipboard to keep track of their in-game ratings, let me juke a nigga off a wooden fence with a flame around me.
 
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I feel bad for people who play EA's sports shit. Assuming they manage to not fuck a gameplay aspect or mechanic from a previous iteration, you still have to gamble away money on player packs for current year's MVPs just to stay competitive. It's like this for the Madden games, the FIFA games, AND the NBA games.
That's kind of what I was getting at earlier. All these EA sports games are just mobile games on a console with all those fucking microtransactions. There's no fucking way that whales are the majority players of these, and I can't imagine streamers and/or Twitch/YouTube "influencers" are successfully brainwashing normalfags into actually buying this crap.

Shit like Fortnite and Rocket League I can buy almost all normalfags going ga-ga over, in fact I have relatives that play that shit constantly, but sportsball?? And literally nothing else??? That's a shit investment if I've ever seen one.
 
Imagine being Soyny dropping 200 mill on Soyderman and it loses literally all the awards to a game where you role dice.
Thinking the game will be anything other than a huge financial success is the type of brainlet shit only a poli-sperg can do.

That's kind of what I was getting at earlier. All these EA sports games are just mobile games on a console with all those fucking microtransactions. There's no fucking way that whales are the majority players of these, and I can't imagine streamers and/or Twitch/YouTube "influencers" are successfully brainwashing normalfags into actually buying this crap.

Shit like Fortnite and Rocket League I can buy almost all normalfags going ga-ga over, in fact I have relatives that play that shit constantly, but sportsball?? And literally nothing else??? That's a shit investment if I've ever seen one.
In my own deranged mind I salivate at the idea of one of these games letting you transfer your "cards" over from one year to the next. The players would have different stats and skills based on which year/rarity level they were purchased in and the stores would shut down after a certain amount of time. You know, like you were collecting real sports cards/trading cards.

Alas, this would inolve both short-term loss and longterm planning so no-one would do it.
 
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