Sony hate thread

-Stop restricting PS Classics behind the highest tier of PS Plus
All the emulated games on PS+ Premium are just timed exclusives. After they've been on the service for a few months, you can buy them on the store for $10.
It's not ideal but nothing about the PS5 or PS+ is. Why can't it emulate PS3 games yet you lazy jews?
 
All the emulated games on PS+ Premium are just timed exclusives. After they've been on the service for a few months, you can buy them on the store for $10.
It's not ideal but nothing about the PS5 or PS+ is. Why can't it emulate PS3 games yet you lazy jews?
Same as everything else related to PS3 porting and emulation over the past fifteen years, because it had a fucked architecture.
 
I miss Toyko Jungle
That’s one of those games you forget exists until the name is mentioned which triggers a flood of memories like waking up a sleeper agent. I mentioned it previously but Dead Nation is also like that - one of the most underrated coop games ever.

Also regarding the Xbone, people did care about the always online, pushing the Kinect, and killing off used games. I don’t think the bad press alone would’ve done the Xbone in, but the lack of good exclusives throughout the generation certainly did (also if I remember correctly COD started favoring Sony with their DLC release times and shit which used to be something the 360 had in its favor).
 
All the emulated games on PS+ Premium are just timed exclusives. After they've been on the service for a few months, you can buy them on the store for $10.
It's not ideal but nothing about the PS5 or PS+ is. Why can't it emulate PS3 games yet you lazy jews?
Ah thats good to know my PS5 is mostly a stand alone machine now so I wasn't aware.
Why can't it emulate PS3 games yet you lazy jews?
Uhh because they made it with super duper technology which created the most complex microprocessor of all time. That thing would be a money prints imho. I am curious how many backwards compatible games are sold each month on xbox.
 
lol just sue the faggots in small claims court for selling you a defective product and refusing to repair it under warranty. You can do it in your own jurisdiction (i.e. your local court), can demand actual damages (the purchase cost) plus court costs and (if you're feeling feisty) punitive damages. It's not hard to prove either. Show the busted controller, include the chat logs and emails between yourself and Sony (about warranty repair) with your lawsuit, and your proof of purchase.

Depending on jurisdiction (it varies by state and county), attorneys aren't even allowed to participate. You think they're going to send a wage slave to some random small claims court to argue over a couple hundred bucks? Nah. They'll default, and at that point you can just mail the judgment to their accounts receivable department for payment. If they ignore you, go ask Quasi (see the Patrick S. Tomlinson thread for details) how lucrative that collection effort can get.
 
The absolute state of PS5 owners:

TL;DW Dude gets stick drift, has trouble sending in his pad, which is still under warranty, because Sony customer service is retarded. What's his solution? Look at the ridiculously priced premium pads. Which he can't get because Sony is inept and the analog sticks for these (priced at $20 each) are sold out. You can't make this shit up.

Edit: BLAH LATE AND GAY!
 
This is the same company that put hall effect sticks in their 2011 handheld console only to forget that shit ever existed.
I don't get how at this point hall effect sticks aren't the default. Surely that shit's cheaper by now than whatever garbage they're packing into these things instead? i.e. fewer moving parts, easier assembly, etc.? The tech's been around forever... why the fuck not use it and (re)gain the reputation of having unbeatable controllers?
 
I don't get how at this point hall effect sticks aren't the default. Surely that shit's cheaper by now than whatever garbage they're packing into these things instead? i.e. fewer moving parts, easier assembly, etc.? The tech's been around forever... why the fuck not use it and (re)gain the reputation of having unbeatable controllers?
I can only imagine there's big money and contracts with Alps involved for none of the big three to have said "yeah, we'll switch to sticks that don't kill themselves" yet.
It's also a mystery though why Alps potentiometer-based sticks started failing massively around when the Switch came out, when they'd already been widely used for several years. Maybe they're hoping Alps will get their shit together, or Alps can't control it and is hoping whoever supplies them bad materials will get their shit together.
 
Even Sega knew to use hall effect sticks way back on the Dreamcast.
I guess besides a class action suit against Sony your best bet is to either buy a pad that comes with them or repair your existing ones with them.
 
They're also not letting any third-party controllers on their platform to compete with their infinite money glitch. There's quite a few companies that make really good controllers for reasonable prices now while also including high quality parts. I swapped my Xbox controller on the PC with an 8bitdo ultimate controller and it's just as good if not better IMO while coming in cheaper with a charging dock, back buttons, extra function buttons, and hall effect sticks.
 
I learned recently that you can’t use any non-Sony approved fight sticks unless you spoof them with a Sony branded fight stick first.

Somehow, of all companies, Nintendo doesn’t give a shit what you use on their console.
It's a complete joke that you still can't just use a PS4 controller or fightpad on a native PS5 game without a fucking adapter. Would be the easiest thing ever to just drop to gain consumer trust and make your console 5x better but it's too fucking late and the people who bought dedicated PS5 sticks will probably be mad now.

One USB port on the front (NONE on the slim, just two USB-C ports that no one fucking uses) was a boneheaded move too and you have to play with the back of the console facing you in a tournament setup to comfortably use two sticks. Add that to the fact you can't lie the fucking console down without a stand (pure retardation, if they HAD to make it curvy, why couldn't they follow the PS3 design?) and it's seriously the worst fucking designed console of all time.
 
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