Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[TV's Adam West]

What's the Miku song, it's kind of a banger.

 

[AnOminous]

DOX ALL OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS MAKE THEM PAY FOR /qa/

 

[jameskopp]

The year is 2045. 4Chan lives under ZOOMER RULE. All 4cucks are sissified. 4cuckers live to serve SOY KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4Chan’s SHARTY FUTURE.

WMAFenjoyer69 remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Nu /soy/, where he hides his beautiful Asian girlfriend Chang from the clutches of the brutal Nu Soyteen army.

As musclebound soyteens prowl the countryside searching for fertile 4cucks,
WMAFenjoyer69 will stop at nothing to protect sweet Changs's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Alex gives his tender brown body to a gang of pitiless SOY BVLLS: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy WMAFenjoyer69 prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme Nate Higgers presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The ZOOMER KINGS have their way with WMAFenjoyer69’s sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of SOY BVLLS in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of SHARTY FUTURE, the first book in Nate Higger’s brand new series.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Hey, oldfag. I suspect you've been using the site for years. Tell me, how does it feels watching these jannies get dunked on this badly?

You didn't ask me, but I was using 4chan as early as 2006. Mods were always fags. Despite /b/ permitting it, saying funwords like nigger would get you banned very reliably because the site was so much smaller. When /v/ became large-ish around 2007 (mostly thanks to Japan Time and the collapse of GameFags), and /b/ became big in 2009 thanks Fox News, the janitors ended up with too much on their plate and began to ease up on answering every little thing with bans. But make no mistakes MODS = FAGS has been true for decades. No part of me is surprised they ended up being the sort of people in this dox.

 

[Coberald]

What's the Miku song, it's kind of a banger.

Null is a secret 2hu fan who beat all the games on insane difficulty btw.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

the site has been shown to be this easily hackable.

How easily?

 

[kuzburger]

What's the Miku song, it's kind of a banger.

night of nights

https://youtu.be/vS_a8Edde8k

 

[NoxTuk]

What's the Miku song, it's kind of a banger.

It's called Night of Nights.
Link

 

[Red flaming panda]

How easily?

Well, the fact that everything is being leaked, I say pretty fucking easy.

 

[mech mynah bird]

This janny swam through blood and bone to give you a good experience on 4chan, so sit your ass down and listen to this PTSD war vet.
Why do they type like redditors
Why do they do it (look at unironic beastiality porn) for free

 

[Coberald]

Why do they type like redditors

Because they are. Moot was hiring literal redditors a decade ago, no reason to think things have changed since then.

 

[Null]

this code excerpt someone posted shows a lot of fingerprinting stuff. 4chan aggressively fingerprints your browser.

 

[Winter]

Year of the 'teen

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Hey, oldfag. I suspect you've been using the site for years. Tell me, how does it feels watching these jannies get dunked on this badly?

I was there, 10,000 years ago, watching people draw pictures of Rosechu with a dick and sending them to Christian Weston Chandler. Then the jannies said it wasn't video game related which was bullshit because it was like two video games at once.

So to answer your question, it's really funny.

 

[mech mynah bird]

posting for archival reasons, i dont know how these hashes can be cracked or used

 

[Red flaming panda]

View attachment 7221411

this code excerpt someone posted shows a lot of fingerprinting stuff. 4chan aggressively fingerprints your browser.

Oh, as if we needed more proof they're tracking everything you're doing and sending it to the feds.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Well, the fact that everything is being leaked, I say pretty fucking easy.

I think you might not have any idea what you're talking about.
The fact that it took years for this to happen despite them being notoriously high profile would make it seem real fucking hard instead.

 

[Red flaming panda]

I think you might not have any idea what you're talking about.
The fact that it took years for this to happen despite them being notoriously high profile would make it seem real fucking hard instead.

Hey, listen.

I'm a Red Panda. I'm trying my best here.

 

[Suenonym]

I think you might not have any idea what you're talking about.
The fact that it took years for this to happen despite them being notoriously high profile would make it seem real fucking hard instead.

I mean, they hired the soyteen infiltrator janny 2 hires ago, however what they didn't know is that he wasn't alone; this is the result they got.

They really should've listen when I said he didn't come alone, but hey. What do I know right?

 

[Fishfag]

I am always taken aback by the difference in how outsiders perceive 4chan as some kind of dark web place, when in reality its a faggot hugbox run by retarded redditors. What little I've seen of /j/ has very much confirmed the kind of people I profiled jannies as when they 3day banned be for making an offhand joke about trump on a blue board thread the morning he won.

Jannies are literal redditor softboy faggots!
And also don't forget
>remember, people come to 4chan to have fun, but they shouldn't have fun at other's expense.
No bad vibes guys!