Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[The Gene Genie]

Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.

HWABAG. Singlehandedly saved the sharty.

 

[Chuck (Formerly Sneed)]

Marge. DD was never actually posted iirc and those were just rumors. Thats lost media

During the Kuz era someone posted a "50/50, 5 little chuddies or DD" video thread. Of course because nobody believed someone would actually post fucking that on the sharty soyteens clicked on it. Then came horrified reactions, prompting other soyteens to think everyone was doing a funny LARP and click on the video themselves. It was not 5 little chuddies. It stayed up for something like 15-20 minutes.

Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.

Make this guy the new admin of soyjak.party

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Hi,

I won't reveal too much, but I work at a CloudFlare server room as an engineer. For the past couple of weeks, I've taken up a habit of pissing in the server room on the floor as a way to conserve time during my work hours, as the only bathroom in the building is on the first floor, and I'm on the third floor. Any time the janitor has asked about it I've always convinced him that I've seen large congregations of rats collectively pissing on the floor when I come in during the morning, and that seems to have distracted him away from it being my habit. However, a recent problem has arisen where some of my piss may accidentally flow on the floor to one of the servers, causing it to malfunction and temporarily shut down. Thankfully, I can fix this by just plugging the server back in, but usually I wait for the piss to at least partially dry up before doing this so I can avoid getting my hands wet. As such, it seems this time my piss puddle accidentally flowed directly to the SoyBooru servers, causing an error. I know it says it is a "host" error, but it is actually an error with CloudFlare. The managers just set it up to always show a host error to deflect blame from it being a problem with our servers here in Miami. Anyway, your "Soyjack party" should be back up shortly. The piss is almost dried up.

TL;DR: I pissed on your servers and caused your website to shut down.

pisscels from ohio

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

spammed CSAM in order to get soot to sell

That's bullshit, even though there's reason to believe it. Evidently my pro-Sootist bias is showing.

pisscels from ohio

Skulls have always been offsiter garbage. The fact that Froot fucking encourages it by creating the board that shall not be named shows how much of an insipid being he is.

 

[Mullet Man]

PPH has been at an abysmal rate ever since the site came back online.

Skulls have always been offsiter garbage. The fact that Froot fucking encourages it by creating the board that shall not be named shows how much of an insipid being he is.

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

PPH has been at an abysmal rate ever since the site came back online.

i'm thinking we're back

 

[Birdie0]

Doll has suspiciously disappeared. Why does this guy have two aliases? One of which is Logan T Cooper and the other is Logan Dewitt. What do we really know about doll?
Alias 1
Alias 1
Alias 2?


This guy has two well fleshed out aliases. Usually only criminals do that. It doesn’t look like he has a record though so what’s going on here?
More Info

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

This guy has two well fleshed out aliases. Usually only criminals do that. It doesn’t look like he has a record though so what’s going on here?
More Info

Like all of kuz's buddies he probably has numerous false identities and fake names and backstories. I can't believe some people are still falling for the false dichotomy of kuz vs doll. They were best buds for a year and then they had a cat fight and broke up. Doll was undoubtedly involved in kuz's criminal enterprises and possibly worse. No honor among thieves.


This is dolls actualy info, as revealed by the jarty. It was confirmed to be real since posting the following text (or any variation of it) gets you an instant perma. It was also revealed in leaked kolyma docs that were uploaded to swedishwin

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

It was confirmed to be real since posting the following text (or any variation of it) gets you an instant perma.

and this proves it's not a faildox... how?

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

It just does, okay?

 

[Birdie0]

That’s a fail doxx

Logan Cooper

Lives in Akron, OH
Born on October 17th, 1971 (52 years old)

PRIMARY RESIDENCE:

333 Lindenwood Ave.Akron, OH 44301+211141.043700°, -81.515100°
HOME FACTS:
Year Built2024
Purchased OnAugust 13th, 1998

Fail doxx

Like all of kuz's buddies he probably has numerous false identities and fake names and backstories. I can't believe some people are still falling for the false dichotomy of kuz vs doll. They were best buds for a year and then they had a cat fight and broke up. Doll was undoubtedly involved in kuz's criminal enterprises and possibly worse. No honor among thieves.


This is dolls actualy info, as revealed by the jarty. It was confirmed to be real since posting the following text (or any variation of it) gets you an instant perma. It was also revealed in leaked kolyma docs that were uploaded to swedishwin
View attachment 5827393

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

That’s a fail doxx

Logan Cooper

Lives in Akron, OH
Born on October 17th, 1971 (52 years old)

PRIMARY RESIDENCE:

333 Lindenwood Ave.Akron, OH 44301+211141.043700°, -81.515100°
HOME FACTS:
Year Built2024
Purchased OnAugust 13th, 1998

Fail doxx

cool. prove it's doll and not some random guy

 

[Birdie0]

cool. prove it's doll and not some random guy

I can’t beyond a reasonable doubt because whoever doxxed doll the first time pozzed my neg hole without archiving his facebook. Doll’s assumed age matches the Logan T Cooper/ Dewitt doxx however so circumstantial evidence strongly points to Doll being Logan T Cooper.

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

cool. prove it's doll and not some random guy

Prove it isnt nigger. Or just quit riding dolls micropenis and take your paycheck from the FNWO. The Logan Vaughn Cooper dox is not a faildox and those who say it is are running damage control for doll. It was confirmed by leaked kolyma docs and on paypal records for dolls paypal account, his linkedin account, his contract with goldberg and max, his redbubble account was connected to it, etc

Its him

edit: Another potential clue is that doll was given the pseudonym "Leonid V. Kozakov" by kuz before he was doxxed. It has the same initials as his real name just as other kolyma employees who were doxxed had fake names matching their initials too. Such as Francisco Javier Gomez being renamed to 'Feodor J. Georgovich' etc.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

I can’t beyond a reasonable doubt because whoever doxxed doll the first time pozzed my neg hole without archiving his facebook. Doll’s assumed age matches the Logan T Cooper/ Dewitt doxx however so circumstantial evidence strongly points to Doll being Logan T Cooper.

We are Saul Goodmaning out of the 'sharty with this one

 

[yazrii]

Prove it isnt nigger.

not a doll simp (as his fuck up with red fucked me over massively)
but thats not how shit works bro. innocent until proven guilty or something. if you cant show how you got the info, then try to find it.

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

The fact that you fucking think you're somehow justified enough in spamming your garbage to boast about it, even ignoring the complaints leveraged by those who don't want to associate themselves with you really shows how much of an inisidious being you are, obsessed with trying to convert the whole goddamn world to your garbage. You think letting offsiters poison the site is the only thing anyone should ever do. You think the worst people in the world are 'jak purists. To you, it isn't enough that people can't just not like offsiters, but apparently their coal needs to be forced upon them until they start spamming it everywhere like you do and those who further dissent will have defamous slander proliferated of them until the end of time. This is all you ever think about, this is all you ever want anything to do, you think the whole world should be saturated in coal and nothing else. The only accomplishment about which you can ever boast are spamming coal until other people repost them, and if you die in a horrible accident tomorrow, which I hope happens, you malicious scumbag, I won't shed a fucking tear.

false dichotomy of kuz vs doll.

Assuming you're correct, soyjak.party collapsed, I was right about everything, all that's left is for Root to denounce Doll and re-hire me in order to pick up the pieces. Creating a Kiwifarms account would be good as well.

Sadly though Root has described Doll as his "tutor, mentor, friend" and wishes him well. So it will still take a long, long time until the complete de-Pedoification of the Party. We'll need another admin though that's for sure, I can see that.

 

[yazrii]

>wordwordswordswordswordsowords
>insert 12 paragraph essay with the worst bait possible
thus is the failjanny fraulein troonjak experience

 

[9gfuwegw9j9]

Prove it isnt nigger.

The burden of proof isn't on me

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

not a doll simp (as his fuck up with red fucked me over massively)
but thats not how shit works bro. innocent until proven guilty or something. if you cant show how you got the info, then try to find it.

There is proof. His paypal, linked in, etc all has his real name on it. His phone number is also linked to that name. He hosted a donation drive with his real paypal linked like a dumbass and was doxxed on that day. Its been surpressed ever since and faildoxes have been put forward to cover it up

Not that his words are definitive but kuz also said that an "akron ohio" IP address was making searches for cp on his sites, and he said that it was doll.