GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG [cord word]
Biblically Accurate Coalson Critique:
I am writing this to express my frustration and anger towards a certain group of people who have been infesting soyjak.party. These people are the Cobson self-inserters, and they are the worst thing that ever happened to soyjak culture. I am sick and tired of seeing them. They are ruining the site with their pathetic attempts to be edgy and provocative. They are not real soyjak fans, they are just wannabes who think they can fit in by misusing the meme.
They are also destroying the soyjak culture with their mockery and their disrespect. They are making a joke out of soyjak as a meme, and they are ignoring the history and the meaning behind it. They are making soyjak culture less interesting, and they are turning it into a Cobson cult.
Today I will remind them of soyjak's origins: Soyjak was created by some troll on 4chan as a parody of the typical numale. He is depicted as a balding, neckbearded man with glasses. He is also shown to be a fan of various goyslop media such as capeshit. He is supposed to represent the worst aspects of millenial culture, such as being socially inept, mentally unstable, and morally degenerate.
However, some "people" on soyjak.party have taken a liking to Cobson, which was NOT traced off a soyboy like the gems such as a24, and started to self-insert as him. They also spam the site with Cordson memes and captions. They claim that Cobson is the ultimate soyjak, and that he is the mascot of soyjak.party.
This is an insult to the soyjak culture and the site. Soyjak.party was created as a place for soyjak fans to shitpost. It was meant to be a site for people who are passionate about soyjak, and who appreciate the creativity of the soyjak community. It was not meant to be a site for people who mock and ridicule soyjaks, and who try to impose their own agenda on the site.
They are just tranny infiltrators who want to destroy the site. They are not funny, they are just annoying. They are just losers and followers who have no identity or personality of their own.
I urge all true 'jakkers to stand up against these Cobson self-inserters and to reject their presence on the Party. They are not welcome here. They are enemies, and they must be exposed and expelled from the site. We must preserve the spirit of soyjak.party, and we must defend the soyjak culture. We do not need Cordson, and we do not want Coalson. Cobson is not a soyjak, he is a shart.