Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Fräulein Troonjak · Mar 6, 2024

Alright, so since my previous blogcoal GEM was even made into a highlight by the mods, I'll take that as the greenlight to proceed. I'll try to keep it a bit more on topic althougheverbeit.

Let's get into my contributions to the soy community. As expected of an anonymous imageboard, I never attached my name into them. But then I suddenly decided I couldn't take not receiving attention for it!

So let's get into a previous statement of mine:

Fräulein Troonjak said:
I would describe myself as a prolific poster

I am the author of a series of posts about meta topics in /qa/. I'm seriously considering continuing it here in the 'arms thread to avoid persecution. https://wiki.soyjak.party/User:Sir_Gemerald_Bleu/Surviving_the_/qa/_coaltalogue

I'm also best known for shitting up the /vg/ thread on Troomori for several months, though obviously I'm nowhere close to the legendary BarneyGOD. All me btw:

>Marge? Who is Thiqqums?
Let's leave that for another post.

Montenegro supremacist · Mar 6, 2024

Fräulein Troonjak said:
Alright, so since my previous blogcoal GEM was even made into a highlight by the mods

I thought jannies stuck to their own crew, but I guess the janny nepotism extends to every kinds of jannies

Soyteenager · Mar 6, 2024

oh no...

Kalsarikännit · Mar 6, 2024

So who actually made that?

Rembrandt · Mar 6, 2024

>/fit/ is made
> one of the first threads on it is r/nofap

the absolute state of sharty

LarpBait · Mar 6, 2024

Grog said:
The truth shartoids are too afraid to face is that most of them are 'cuck refugees.
And the ones that aren't are Trooncord invaders which is much worse. There's the true nature of your "newGODS". Porn obsessed teenagers who wear programmer socks.

nuteens aren't bad when oldGODS can provide a stable sense of direction about what is gem and what is coal, thoughever, after soot left and the site exploded in popularity, balance between nuteen and oldGODs went out of balance.

In my opinion, I think this was still recoverable so long as the administration of the site was capable of keeping some level of normalcy: i.e, consolidating forced memes into one thread so they don't overtake the site, implementing better systems/rules to remove spam of shock content, i.e, CP, gore, animal cruelty, preventing the site from being overtaken by raid/doxtards by removing them if they got to uppity, banning namefags, or just anything that, in general, would have kept the focus on making fun of people with soyjaks.

However, instead of doing this, or anything at all that would have kept the site on topic, Kuz opted to make the site his own personal platform for attention whore on. He banned people making fun of him, implemented some datamining link checker that would give you quote from him, and made "appearances" as if he was some kind of celebrity in streams. He turned the site from "funny bald cartoon man with glasses website" into "kuz & kolyma obsession website" and started the cancer tradition of admin worshiping.

I think much of this left a bad taste in the mouth of the oldGODS who were used to poking fun at people with soyjaks and making jannies mad when they didn't get their way. I think the breaking point for a lot of people was when Kuz literally banned the letter "E" because baitGODS were using it to spell out "Eduardo Foltz". From there, the oldGODS who kept the site's quality control going by bumping gems and saging coal left, and the nuteens took to turn the place into what it is today.

At this point, I don't think the sharty is recoverable at all by any administration since the people who made it good are gone. The only proper solution is to just pull the plug on the site.

Montenegro supremacist · Mar 6, 2024

LarpBait said:
At this point, I don't think the sharty is recoverable at all by any administration since the people who made it good are gone. The only proper solution is to just pull the plug on the site.

Funnily enough, it might have been recoverable if the splinter era never ended. Imagine the qarty fighting the jarty in a blood vs cribz type of war. That would have been fun and gemmy, it would even reinvent the /qa/ sovl by having autistic wars. Instead we get gayporn.brony, and kolyma.cp

LarpBait · Mar 6, 2024

Montenegro supremacist said:
Funnily enough, it might have been recoverable if the splinter era never ended. Imagine the qarty fighting the jarty in a blood vs cribz type of war. That would have been fun and gemmy, it would even reinvent the /qa/ sovl by having autistic wars. Instead we get gayporn.brony, and kolyma.cp

oh yeah, the factionalism of the splinter era was going to be rife with gems. each site finding its own niche, raiding each other to say "you look like this and say this", and inventing their own styles of soyjakking that could compete with other styles of soyjakking. It would have been the decentralized heggin soysphere that all the techno-'teens would have loved, but instead we got cucked out of it by three namefags who's only talent (besides attention whoring) is finding new and novel ways to kill soyjaks as a funny meme.

bigfagredditbaby · Mar 6, 2024

Its astonishing how quickly and thoroughly kuz utterly ruined the sharty. Prior to him buying it was a soyjak site, literally within a week it had been irrevocably altered. Thats when the site started getting big too. He literally waged mass genocide on the sites original inhabitants and mass imported thousands of retarded third world discorders who now make up the vast majority of the sites users. Kuz is basically the rothschild family of the imageboard world. He's literally taking a page out of the great replacement happening in europe.

Fräulein Troonjak · Mar 6, 2024

LarpBait said:
the factionalism of the splinter era was going to be rife with gems.

Montenegro supremacist said:
it might have been recoverable if the splinter era never ended.

What are you talking about? How would you know that? It might've been much coalier and effectively kill the soyjak meme. But feel free to live in your own fantasy worlds, while we Bright Sootists and our pragmatic approach believe that working WITH the current administration is the way to go. No matter how retarded it may seem.

Now, let me tell you about something I've been doing. I'm still signing reports as Lee Clottson, despite being 'nished and having to resort to 'nishment evasion. They know I'm still there, fighting the good fight. (I have not joined 'rd servers or splinters, nothing of the sort.) I report unserious posts on /q/, the only serious board on the unserious website, from page 1 to 40. And stuff. It'd be great if I could recruit more Bright Sootists simply by posting on the 'arms.

Gustaf VI Adolf said:
>xhe thinks stricter application of law will fix the problem

Yes, why wouldn't it? Trust the plan.

Montenegro supremacist · Mar 6, 2024

Fräulein Troonjak said:
What are you talking about? How would you know that? It might've been much coalier and effectively kill the soyjak meme. But feel free to live in your own fantasy worlds, while we Bright Sootists and our pragmatic approach believe that working WITH the current administration is the way to go. No matter how retarded it may seem.

Now, let me tell you about something I've been doing. I'm still signing reports as Lee Clottson, despite being 'nished and having to resort to 'nishment evasion. They know I'm still there, fighting the good fight. (I have not joined 'rd servers or splinters, nothing of the sort.) I report unserious posts on /q/, the only serious board on the unserious website, from page 1 to 40. And stuff. It'd be great if I could recruit more Bright Sootists simply by posting on the 'arms.

Yes, why wouldn't it? Trust the plan.

Bait used to be believable

LarpBait · Mar 6, 2024

Fräulein Troonjak said:
working WITH the current administration is the way to go

the current administration in question:
Angeleno - spineless californian homosexual whose greatest accomplishment is censoring a wiki and sending people DMCA take down notices over soyjak lore.
Froot - Unabashed discord pedophile (self-reported) whose only deed worthy of note was jerking off a dying site with coal gimmicks and faildoxes, so much so, that the entire site's user base is filled with edgetard children.
Doll - Dramafag attention whore who spends more time talking about what he's going to do for the site, feuding with a Genghis Khan wanna-be larper, and making public appearances instead of actually fixing the sites deep-seated issues.

The site is downright AIDS from the bottom to top, the userbase has been replaced and the administration is woefully incompetent. Even if the administration were good, no amount of well-wrote and intelligent policy can change the scorched earth that was left behind by the Kolyma occupation of the sharty. The demographics of the site shifted from "onry, shitposting *chan users" to "children with dox lust for """political""" motivations (and pedophiles)"

Scuttlefuck · Mar 6, 2024

Entire thread TL;DR. Read it anyway. I never posted in the 'sharty because it was always filled with brimmy, but it's really sad to see what it evolved into. Most of this bullshit cancer can be attributed to the concept of the community itself. If you make a community that is entirely based on making fun of certain types of people by imitating them, you always end up invariably inviting the company of those exact people into the community, who think they're in good company. Many such cases. It was 'oomed from the 'shart.

bigfagredditbaby · Mar 6, 2024

Since dollists and kuzists both agree on one thing, that the auction was real and that doll really did pay max money, and that it wasnt all just a big larp, I cant help but think of that jew as the only real winner in the story of the sharty. He came in, did fuck all anything, and somehow, he walked away with 7 to 10 grand, depending on which admin's side you take.

gagabobo1997 · Mar 6, 2024

>this thread

nigger froot · Mar 6, 2024

Fräulein Troonjak said:
Now, let me tell you about something I've been doing. I'm still signing reports as Lee Clottson, despite being 'nished and having to resort to 'nishment evasion. They know I'm still there

Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

LarpBait · Mar 6, 2024

nigger froot said:
Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

jesus christ this thread is plagued.

ChuckSneeder · Mar 6, 2024

Will Soot coming here too?

>-Ack! · Mar 6, 2024

>all admins beside Angeleno are here now
gem

Coolio55 · Mar 6, 2024

nigger froot said:
Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

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Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Fräulein Troonjak

Sad and real.

Montenegro supremacist

My favourite vtuber is german. I like her.

Soyteenager

Kalsarikännit

Here and Now, boys. Here, and now.

Rembrandt

I type with my moustache

LarpBait

Montenegro supremacist

My favourite vtuber is german. I like her.

LarpBait

bigfagredditbaby

In this moment, I am euphoric.

Fräulein Troonjak

Sad and real.

Montenegro supremacist

My favourite vtuber is german. I like her.

LarpBait

Scuttlefuck

Lawful - Swampy

bigfagredditbaby

In this moment, I am euphoric.

gagabobo1997

Soft & Chewy

nigger froot

LarpBait

ChuckSneeder

If Sneed sells feed & seed, what does Chuck sells?

>-Ack!

Coolio55

Hateful big goat