Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Unbothered JartyGOD said:
>Soyjaks? What are those? This is my personal 'cord server to post about how I lust for anime characters, little buddy
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How old does this character look
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Kernüng said:
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Oh dear, this makes me think. When I was 14, what was I doing with my life? Rotting in front of a screen like I am today. I feel as if I haven't grown as a person at all since I was like 12. As if I peaked in preschool. I've found out in life that you are almost always your own worst enemy.
I think that's the case for a lot of us. We just tend to stay stagnant in our lives and never really achieve any real growth. I've been suffering from the consequences of that like a dog.
Now, I'm not writing this blogpost in the hopes that I'll discover some outstanding revelation. To myself, or anyone else. I just feel like writing it down. To make the path of pain I walk every day a little less unbearable. Meh. Fucking reddit tier problems. What bullshit. I deserve to starve, then we'll see how I continue to lie still like I am now.
Ted Kaczynski warned us about this, the power process and all. If you don't know what that is, you ought to feel stupid. Anyway, I have never had to lift a finger in my life to accomplish what I wanted. As in, short term pleasures. On second thought, let's not get into that. About Rei.
I haven't watched Evangelion or some such, but from what I know from skimming thru the wiki and hearsay and osmosis and what have you I infer that the plot is this: A bunch of shit that happens, the character I mentioned doesn't have feelings and is as cold as ice, but turns out to be all warm and soft insid or something. Sounds a bit cliched. But I used to be like that until the cracks started to show during the second half of puberty. Let me explain. In preschool, I was quirky and extroverted. And a number of girls crushed on me. In elementary school, I guess I remained kind of like that. But then around the age of 10, something changed. I wouldn't be able to tell you what, though. I lost a lot of my confidence and became timid, reserved, yet still arrogant. I was a sigma male, so to speak. Heh. But in my experience that didn't go well at all. Then, as I'm a sperg, spergs gotta sperg, I did spergy shit. Not gonna tell what at this point, but I missed out on teen love. Badly. However, I can't blame the internet for this. I was internet hermit as early as I can remember. By that I mean the years of 2008-2010. In this order, this is how the family computer was used, which was quite the rarity given the absolute state of the shithole I lived in and my neighborhood's poverty (moom had to have a computer cuz work): Moom, for work, father, for solitaire, sister, for messenger and Orkut, lastly, me. Fortunately though I stuck to innocent flash games. Never interacted in forums or anything. Perhaps the language barrier is to be thanked, but I digress. Then, in 2011, dad left moom, sister left home (she is a whole decade older than me), and it was just me and moom. That meant unrestricted internet access for me. But I still had friends, I still went outside. But then over time I preferred deh internext over playing with them. Then, when I was 12, my moom's psychiatrist suspected I might have Asperger's, which moom dismissed without even telling me about it. But it just goes to show how the screen was leaving its mark on me.
Alright, fine, I'll say it. The spergy things I did in the later half of the 2010s. Physically abusing moom, raping my (male, my junior by 2 years) cousin and having sex with at least two other boys, telling my (then) friend that the background on my phone was my dog's genitals (which wasn't a lie), obsessing over idiotic mobile games, being a general autistic fuckstick, though nothing else comes to mind right now, the list goes on. All of which I do not remember why I did. My brain is like a broken compass sometimes. Was it the thrill? Was it the glee from being able to do something risky? Anyway, I'll wrap this up.
I am a pathetic human being. I have never done any real work in my life and I am so detached from the world and society at large that I have not experienced true sadness nor true happiness. I am a fucking zombie and I have the impression that I am not the only one like this. I just hope it doesn't all end up like this. But, in order to change, I have to find it in me to change. And to create some artificial problem so I can undergo the power process, too. But in reality, I do have problems and stuff to deal with, however, I don't feel anything despite being supposed to when I finish something. The Science says it's a chemical imbalance in the brain, and I believe it. To play internet doctor, that's called anhedonia. Lethargy. Avolition. Or something. Anyway, that's enough writing. I've never been this candid before, but I'm glad I was able to open up to people. Even if it was just a faceless crowd. But that's who I am. An ant in a human anthill. The end.


local arkansas man said:
Changes depending on the anime, despite Rei being 14, the animators did make her look older than she actually is. Many such cases!
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YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE, YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILE.
 
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Fräulein Troonjak said:
Alright, fine, I'll say it. The spergy things I did in the later half of the 2010s. Physically abusing moom, raping my (male, my junior by 2 years) cousin and having sex with at least two other boys, telling my (then) friend that the background on my phone was my dog's genitals (which wasn't a lie), obsessing over idiotic mobile games, being a general autistic fuckstick, though nothing else comes to mind right now, the list goes on. All of which I do not remember why I did. My brain is like a broken compass sometimes. Was it the thrill? Was it the glee from being able to do something risky? Anyway, I'll wrap this up.
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Fräulein Troonjak said:
I am a pathetic human being. I have never done any real work in my life and I am so detached from the world and society at large that I have not experienced true sadness nor true happiness.
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And you never will. Your soul has become vantablack brimstone from the deepest depths of the event horizon.
 
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Colon capital V said:
I like how Faulein comes back from the dead after the Afterparty 'cord clitty leak and no one questions how peculiar timing it is. Is there any particular reason why you decided to log back on right after Frootcord leaked @Fräulein Troonjak?
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I assumed he was silently lurking this whole time after getting disillusioned with the Sharty and came back to post when the 'cord leaked.
 
Btw was @yazrii fairly banned from the schlog? Cuz I remember that all he did was infiltrate cords and spy on them, shit like that, not even participate in them
Btw Stephen https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/stephen.312/ is also a cord user and was included in the frootcord leaks. Either they should unban me and yazrii if they arent gonna ban Stephen, or if the schlog jannies really want to enforce the no cord users rule no matter if the one using cord had malicious intent or not, then they (Broot, Nilhima, and the other non-cord schlog jannies) should ban Stephen, Root, Froot, Doll, and keep me and yazrii banned
If they wont ban Stephen, then they should unban me (and Yazrii if he even cares)
 
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Kernüng said:
Btw was @yazrii fairly banned from the schlog? Cuz I remember that all he did was infiltrate cords and spy on them, shit like that, not even participate in them
Btw Stephen https://soyjak.blog/index.php?members/stephen.312/ is also a cord user and was included in the frootcord leaks. Either they should unban me and yazrii if they arent gonna ban Stephen, or if the schlog jannies really want to enforce the no cord users rule no matter if the one using cord had malicious intent or not, then they (Broot, Nilhima, and the other non-cord schlog jannies) should ban Stephen, Root, Froot, Doll, and keep me and yazrii banned
If they wont ban Stephen, then they should unban me (and Yazrii if he even cares)
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"Apparently" The Stephen in the 'cord is different than the one using the 'blog, Remember seeing it the leaks that the 'cord stephen wanted the guy impersonating him banned and @'d a janny.
Wasn't he threadbanned?
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Hacked into the mainframe by breaching the firewall... Nothing we can do.....
 
Kernüng said:
Btw was @yazrii fairly banned from the schlog? Cuz I remember that all he did was infiltrate cords and spy on them, shit like that, not even participate in them
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its funny because i was banned in a thread literally complaining about how the shlog jannies not taking cordsissies seriously, so it didnt just cordcolony #469

the leaks have proven that froot is more of a cordmonkey than i will ever be, yet he gets to be king janny on the schlog while im banned or something. Sad!

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Kernüng said:
Either they should unban me
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werent you being told to do the qafe 'cord leaks so they could get more exposure GEEEEEEG? you dont get to pretend to be le hecking spy after allying with qafesissies so you can get unbanned
 
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>werent you being told to do the qafe 'cord leaks so they could get more exposure
No, I was planning on doing that ever since I joined the server and the jannies had the same idea after. I went with it cuz those were my initial plans before the jannies told me to and now the QAfe servers gone, so at least it was archived or something
>you dont get to pretend to be le hecking spy after allying with qafesissies so you can get unbanned
Geg you must be retarded to think that I was allying with those QAfeLARPing pedotrannies
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My initial plans of infiltrating the qafe cordnigger server was to report all the 'P/other illegal stuff on it, run Discord History Tracker to save all the messages in it (cord message log exporters kinda fuck up with saving the images so none of the 'p would get saved but their filenames would be visible), do whatever gilman (larping as arcturus) told me to do in order to get janny perms, with said janny perms I would delete the 'P that I previously reported ('cord staff would be able to view them and probably even nuke the server, maybe even banning gilmans cord account and probably even bu5ts as well), permaban or permamute all of the members in the server until a janny decided to ban me
 
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Colon capital V said:
Someone uploaded the full video of the full janny board of communication on the Shemmy I assume?
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There's a lot that Angeleno says on the matter for his interactions with the other admins and how they betrayed him here (thread still going as of the time of posting)
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'leno may be a troon-supporting leftist but he is still less of a faggot than most of the other sharty administrators (except sooty soot of course).
 
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