Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[Colon capital V]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

>greener pastures evendoe everything is fucking shit now and nothing ever happens

 

[XXLegionnaire]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

isnt it just a lenin's death reference

 

[Sooty Soot]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

MUH DYING CULTURE

isnt it just a lenin's death reference

stalin thoughever

 

[Azure05]

>old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

 

[XXLegionnaire]

>old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.
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what is blud yapping abt

 

[plusone]

holy fucking MARGE
also isnt bill jensen the foodist-adjacent guy who acts like a retard to get his streams raided by said foodists?

No, you're thinking of the TriHard Community. Has a thread of it's own here

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>sorry, i tried

What website is this? is it jarty? At least the retard doesn't know how to run a site.

 

[LarpBait]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

So True!

>greener pastures evendoe everything is fucking shit now and nothing ever happens

So True!

isnt it just a lenin's death reference

Probably, but I remember the jarty making edits like these of funerals with soot or soytan with word replacements to talk about /qa/ or sharty stuff. they were fine posts for the time, but now that the sootist hangout is dead, it seems trite to lament at this point.

what is blud yapping abt

muh old shart kultur

 

[Rosirbea]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

Oh honey...there is no greener pastures...the whole internet is an apocalypstic normgroid fun-hating wasteland and this is our last stand

 

[local arkansas man]

Oh honey...there is no greener pastures...the whole internet is an apocalypstic normgroid fun-hating wasteland and this is our last stand

SHUT UP ITS NEVER GOING TO BE OVER!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!!1

 

[LarpBait]

Oh honey...there is no greener pastures...the whole internet is an apocalypstic normgroid fun-hating wasteland and this is our last stand

Do you not see that the old internet is in its twilight years? Is it not obvious the last echos of an older generation of fun-loving, free shitposters operating on the open internet are finally coming to an end? This statement is the croaking death-cry from someone who just doesn't know they've already lost. The sharty is just a shambling corpse thats owned and operated by its greatest adversaries. You're defending a dead king.

All independent sites are cornered one side by draconian big-tech platforms increasing censorship and on the other side a horde of sickening pedophilies and opportunists willing to take any crumb of freedom as a sign of their welcoming. The sharty's an amazing example of falling to the latter: Its entire old userbase was scared off by constant CP spam attacks, the unjulating cyst that is "discord raid culture" becoming the norm on the site, janny infiltration by actual pedophiles, and massive newfag invasions from off-site that crippled the site's fragile culture. The site's original owner initially sold it out to its enemies due to not being able to handle this clusterfuck.

As of today, normal people don't have the resources to deal with this kind of nonsense. That's why big tech won in the end. They provided reliable systems that didn't go down often, didn't have CP everywhere, and were fine to use for most situations. That gave them near monopoly over information, which is bad, but this is the future people chose: No one wants to deal with these problems.

The sharty's slow beat down by the intensity of the modern internet's lunacy is a pattern seen time and time again. Few sites take off anymore. The few that do usually end up being raped to death by the attrition of the internet (both from censoring authorities and deviant weirdos). Kiwifarms is the only exception to that I've really seen and even this site has a small bus factor. Null is one angry government and away from ending up like Pavel Durov. In reality, these "alternative platforms" are not the solution we need, but people back them anyways.

The best thing people can do for now is hop sites when things get bad, but good sites are getting more and more scarce. There really are no more greener pastures online so that really only leaves using the internet less. It's either that or hiding in obscurity in Discord group chats to get your kick, but that's really gay and still has the big tech problem. The real solution is probably something one of those tech-bro Free Software Foundation bitcoin schizos rant about, but no one wants to use those or make them accessible, they rather suffer.

I don't have a solution to this, but I can tell you one thing I know for sure: The solution is not to back the sharty. If the sharty was your last stand, then you already lost.

largeflavored brap above me

 

[XXLegionnaire]

It's either that or hiding in obscurity in Discord group chats to get your kick, but that's really gay and still has the big tech problem.

theres a discord clone called matrix which is decentralized and you host your own server iirc but its also overrun by pedos and because its so secure it probably sees a lot of child porn being shared

 

[local arkansas man]

 

[Chudborean]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now. That is not to say the sharty was bad when he was admin but rather that he wasn’t able to run the site very well.
If he was admin of the current sharty this thread would probably hate him.
I’m responding to the soot funeral post since kiwifarms didn’t show that quote for some reason.

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>SAYYYYYY WHAAAAT?
>WE GOT ONLY 99999 PPH INSTEAD OF 100000???
>THE SHARTY IS… LE DEAD!
>EVERYTHING IS DYING PACK IT UP SITE IS DEAD SOOT IS DEAD КUZ IS DEAD DOLL IS DEAD FRQQT IS DEAD MUD IS DEAD EVERYTHING IS FALLING TYRONE TRANSITIONED AND CUTTED HIS ВВС NO ONE WILL FUCK MY WIFE AGAIN WE ARE FALLING NO MORE BLACK BABIES TO GROWN TND IS HAPPENING WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN I GUESS THAT'S IT EVERYONE WE GOT RULECUCKED TO OBVILLION FUCK THIS SITE I AM GOING BACK TO 4TROON OH WAIT I AM BACK NOW EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY GONNA DIE TRUST ME GUYS SHARTY WILL DIE IN 3 DAYS IF YOU WON'T SPAM THIS IMAGE I REALLY LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OK OH WAIT NOBODY CARES WELL SHARTY WILL DIE NOW BECAUSE SHARTY IS OFFICIALLY DEAD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE IT'S ALL DOOTS GOOTS BHOOTS FAULT NO MORE SOYJAK POSTS GUYS WE ARE GOING TO DIE YOUNG OH WAIT IS THAT A CHUD WHO HAD A DISCORD ACCOUNT 5 YEARS AGO FOR FRIENDS YEP SHARTY IS DEAD WE ARE GOING TO DIE EVERYONE IS THAT A FROG POST THAT SAYS NVSОICACA YEP XHE'S RIGHT SHARTY IS DEAD AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU WILL TURN MY WIFE'S BVLL INTO A SLOPJAK COALJAK JARTYCUCK SATOKO FNF PEDO SHARTY WILL BE ALIVE AGAIN WAIT YOU DIDN'T DO THAT WELL THE SHARTY IS GOING TO DIE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT NOW DA JAAAARDEEECUCKS ARE GOING TO SPAM THE MOST DARKEST COAL OH ITS GOING TO BE SO BLACK SO VANTABLACK SO DUSTY IT'S NOT COAL IT'S ANTIMATTER TIER OH WAIT THAT WON'T HAPPEN IF YOU WILL PLAY FAMILY GUY FREAKIN MOBILE GAME WITH ME WHILE DRINKING BRAP FLAVORED MOUNTAIN DEW ON COCAINE WAAAAIT YOU WON'T DO THAT EITHER WELL ENJOY YOUR DARKEST BLACKEST NIGGEREST PICKERREST CLICKEREST VANTABLACK ANTIMATTER TO EXIST CREATED BY NO ONE BUUUT DA JARDEECUCKS SEE THE JARDEEECUCK WILL COME AND RAPE YOU BUUUUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEND ME YOUR EYE COLOR, HAIR COLOR, SKIN COLOR, NAIL COLOR, TOE COLOR, FULL FACE, LOCATION, HAPLOGROUP, DNA RESULTS WITH 0,0001% JEWISH DNA IN IT AND FART IN A BAG OF TAKIS AND SEND IT ME JARDEEECUCKS WONT RAPE US YOU WONT DO THAT TOO WELL YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE BUDDY UNLESS YOU WILL COME TO YOUR LOCAL FOREST AND COLLECT 8 NOTES SHARTY WILL SURVIVE YOU WANT DO THAT WELL YOU REALLY MUST HATE THE SHARTY THEN BUUUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE HRT AND COMMIT A MASS SHOOTING WILL SURVIVE WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM A FED I AM ONLY SPELLING TRVTHNVKES OH WELL BUDDY YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE OH YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE SO HARD YOU WILL REGRET BECAUSE I AM GOING TO POST THE POOPSON HAHA YES FUNNY FORCED FROODIST MEME HAHA I AM SO FUCKING BASED AND MAYBE EVEN AREEAN AFTER ALL YOU WILL ALL SEE YOU WILL ALL SEE HOW I AM GOING TO BECOME THE DEATH OF THE SHARTY OH I AM SO EVIL BY DOING THIS OH MY MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM LITERALY EVIL! OH THEY ARE ALL GOING TO SEE MY MASTERPIECE BUUUUT I WILL POST IN UHHH NEXT MONTHES BECAUSE OFUHH LARP SAID SO AND WHILE DOING THAT I AM GOING TO BRAP HARDER AND UHH PLAY FAMILY GUY FREAKIN MOBILE GAME ON COCAINE AND DRINKING BRAP FLAVORES MOUNTAIN DEW WITH 192947% OF INGRIDIENTS BEING RED 40 AND ZOG PRODUCED GMO BUT IT'S ACTUALLY AREEAN AND WHITE BECAUSE I LIKE IT OK? NOW AFTER WAITING AL OF THIS TIME I AM GOING TO SHOW XHIS CHUD HOW WRONG HE WAS ABOUT NOT ALLOWING BIPOC JEWISH BLACK TRANS PEOPLE OF CQLQR HOW HE WAS WRONG BY NOT LETTING XHEM TO POST GAY PORN ON BALD MEN CARTOON GLASSES SITE OR SOMETHING HE WILL REGRET IT FOR ALL ETERNITY HE WILL NOT SEE THAT COMING OR SHOULD "NAZI THAT CUMMING" GET IT I HATE NAZEEES AND I AM OBSESSED WITH GAY SEEEX NOOW HE WILL SEE NOW HE WILL SEE HOW WRONG HE WAS OH HOW WRONG THAT BIGOTED INCEL CHUD HE WAS OH HOW MUCH HE IS GOING TO REGRET HIS LIFE DECISIONS LIKE MY POOPCORD MEMES OR SOMETHING ITS OK WHEN I USE CORD OR SOMETHING OK NOOOOW THIS BIGOTED INCEL WILL SEE THE TRVE POWER OF THE MQST OBSESSED VANTABLACK POOPSON MADE BY ME AAAAND SPECIAL GUESTS DA JAAAARDEEECUCK DA SLOOOOPJAAAK AND FNF PEDO AND SATOKOO GET IT THINGS EVERYONE HATES RIGHT SO FUNNY AREN'T I OK OK NOW I WILL SJOW THIS BIGOTED GAY SEX HATING INCEL HOW WRONG HE WAS BUUUT WAIT LET ME JUST TUDUDUDUDUD WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES ITZ SOOO FUNNY MY FAVORIE OK NOOOW ZHEY WILL SEE HOW WRONG I WAS BUT FIRST TURN ON EVIL MUSIC MY JAAARDEEECUCK OK DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDDUDTAANRNSNWWWANANANANANRJTJWOAKWPAPSKDBDIQPWKSJD HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO EVIL NOWWWWWWW TIME TO POST THE POOPSON OH I AM GOING TO BE LIKE THAT WHOLESOME JEWERINO OPPENHEIMER WHO KILLED MILLIONS OF HECKING WHOLESOME JAPS WHO MADE PEDOSLOP TRANIME I LOVE BECAUSE I AM A CLOSETED BRAPPING raisinTER PEDO PROJECTING IT ON EVERYONE I KNOW NOOOOW THEY WILL SEEEE MY POWER OH ITS LIKE THE AVENGERS THE THANOS THE BLACKED AND THE FUNKO POPS! OK SATOKO NY BELOVED NAMEFAG #1350 AND FNF PEDO MY FORCED SPAMMED COAL #1488 TURN THE LEVER NOOOOW OH I AM LIKE THE COOL OPPENHEIMER LITERALLY LITERALLY OH I AM LITERALLY SO BASED WAIT WHAT THE FRICK GUYZZZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO LARP AS MY FAVORITE BOOGEYMEN WAIT DON'T GO DON'T LEAVE MY WHATSAPP GROUP PLEEEEASEEE BILL- I MEAN JARDEEECUCK CAN YOU STAY ATLEAST PLEEASE UHH FUCK ALL OF YOU YEAH FUCK YOU BIGOTED INCEL CHUDS I WILL JUST DO IT MYSELF YEAH FUCK ALL OF YOU I AM LITERALLY MOST LITERALLY BASED LITERALLY PERSON ON EARTH I WILL PPST MPST VANTABLACK THING ON EARTH OHHH YEAH I AM GOING TO KILL THE SHARDEEE I AM GOING TO BEE SOO BASSEED YEAAHA UHNSMAJSJWOWLQLALA DOO IT NOOOOOW YEAAAAAAAAH
<braaaaaaaaaaaap *ms paint of a random scribbles with visible stubble and glasses*
>OH YEAAH THIS IS IT ITS OFFICIALLY IT SHARTY IS DEAD I REPEAT WITH INJUN TEXT SHARTY IS DEAD AND I KILLED IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO LITERALLH BASED BY LITERALLY KILLING LITERALLY SHARTY MUAHAHAAHAHAHA WAIT MY FAVORITE IS NOW LE DEAAAD WAIT WHAAAAT WHERE I AM GOING TO POST MY FAVORITE IMAGE OF FAMILY GUY PETER DANCING NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I KILLED THE SHARTY I AM LITERALLY OPPENHEIMER OR SOMETHING AAAAACK I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF YES THIS IS IT I KILLED THE SHARDEE I WILL KILL MYSELF OH NOOO WAIT I THINK I HAVE TURNED INTO JARDEEECUCK WAIT WHAAAAT OH NOOOOOO I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF I SHOULD DO IT RIGHT NOWW OH NOOOOOO I MIST DIE NOW NOW NOW AAAACK AC ACKK AAACK I AM SACRIFICING FOR MY FELLOW SHARDEE USERS TO GET RID OF THE JARDEECUCKS ATLEAST I WILL FINALLY SEE TYRONE IN HEAVEN WHO ALREADY ROTTED TO DEATH AFTER
>CUTTING DAT BEEBEESEAAA I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH GOD THIS IS THE END THE BAD ENDING THE BAD WORSE WORST ENDING THAT ENDED IT ALL OH NY GAWD HOE COULD THIS HAPPEN OOOOH NO HOOOOW OHNONONONO GAWD AAAAAAAAACCCKCKCK!!

Typical early euro hours althobeit

 

[XXLegionnaire]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now. That is not to say the sharty was bad when he was admin but rather that he wasn’t able to run the site very well.
If he was admin of the current sharty this thread would probably hate him.

soory soor also had way less resources than all the ones after him except doll when he was running it alone. he ran it well for what he had(nothing but himself), kuz and froot had all they could need in the way of developers and mods which is why they are fat gay niggers for ruining the site anyway

 

[notion]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

soicuckery is dying as evidenced by the current state of troonjak.discordy, sometimes you need to stop being an ignornat nigger and realize what's going on

 

[Chudborean]

soory soor also had way less resources than all the ones after him except doll when he was running it alone. he ran it well for what he had(nothing but himself), kuz and froot had all they could need in the way of developers and mods which is why they are fat gay niggers for ruining the site anyway

Maybe.
I guess I might not have as high of an opinion of SOOT as others because I only joined during the last few months of his reign. Which I remember being quite coalish while the site also suffered numerous technical difficulties.

 

[burnTheOrchard]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now.

They remember him fondly because they weren't actually there at the time. Same for the kuz dickriders.
In hindsight maybe the sharty always sucked.

 

[Sooty Soot]

PPP, shirtjak, and punisher 'plier are some of the coaliest variants in existence because there is no subtle way to insert the joke, it's just written there in plain view (which is why normgroids love using them so much)

 

[Rosirbea]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

 

[Chudborean]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

I trans heart the sharty althobeit
Also how do I react to posts I only know how to like them
FALSENVKE below me