Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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I am Sidrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a soyteen not entitled to the (you)s of his IDs?
'No!' says the man in /soy/, 'It belongs to the frootcord.'
'No!' says the man in the 'cuck, 'It belongs to Hiroshima Nagasaki.'
'No!' says the man in Kiwi Farms, 'It belongs in Spergatory.'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
I chose... Sidson.City, a website where the artist would not fear the janny, where the raider would not be bound by petty derailers, Where the ID'd would not be constrained by the IV'd!
And with the sweat of your brow, Sidson.city can become your city as well.
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Cave Sidson here,
When life gives you IVs, don't make anime. Make life take the IVs back! Get ID'd! I don't want your damn IV, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's Janny! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Sidson IVs! Do you know who I am? I'm the Sid who's gonna burn your house down! With the IDs! I'm gonna get my sidsoneers to invent a combustible ID that burns your house down,with your face on it!
We're done here.

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Do you guys really not remember the late soot and Kuz era map posting, and the unjokly worship of foodists and clay eaters and the hatred of kiwifarms over the simple fact the site condemned those groups and swatting?
If anything the current site is more sanitised of them before. I swear if you sent a nusoicaca back there they’d be shocked as it’s just like the heckin jartycuck but worse or something.
Go scroll through some sharty archive.ph ‘chives if you don’t believe me.
Regardless of that, the site was just fine right after Froot took over. But he fucked up the site quality by giving admin/manager positions to his discord buddies, like Root, many of whom aren't even soyteens(Root is by all accounts newer than even Froot himself), and as a result fostered an undesirable environment with their various ill-conceived ideas that probably stem from the fact that they have no actual experience with the community or even just with imageboards. For example, constantly making periods where namefagging is allowed which led to the revival of annoying attentionwhores like Joel as well as bringing in new annoying attentionwhores like mikobowl. Now after more than a year of frQQtist rule we are more than ever infested by furries, actual FPE troonsloppers, and an endless flood of "bait" like these long-chinned cobson posts which are spammed despite getting almost no reactions these days(anti-bot datamining measures well worth the cost I see).
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This all quite obviously stems from, you know, a self-admitted literal discord cabal being in charge, which spends the majority of their efforts either screwing around or trying to mess with the competition like a carbon copy of the various soyjak-related discords which they themselves consider bad actors, rather than running the site like they're supposed to.
>but akshually the sharty ACKed once a week back in the kuz days too
Yeah whatever nigga, either FrQQt gets replaced or the sharty continues to decline at the whim of a retarded cordfaggot whose brain is addled by acid and niggerweed.
 
Last 2 pages are shitson circlejerking and
>the nusharty and frootcord are... le BAD! Back in the day it was... le BETTER! New is BAD and old is GOOD amirite? Give me my stickers and updoots to own froot with facts and logic or something
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If you change this into a gigaquote you're a slut for bibisi BTW, if you can read this then you're also a slut for bibisi BTW
 
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Last 2 pages are shitson circlejerking and
>the nusharty and frootcord are... le BAD! Back in the day it was... le BETTER! New is BAD and old is GOOD amirite? Give me my stickers and updoots to own froot with facts and logic or something
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If you change this into a gigaquote you're a slut for bibisi BTW, if you can read this then you're also a slut for bibisi BTW
She's right doe
 
froot cant keep a site up for longer than 2 days

 
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