Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Storytime]

you guys should be less goonphobic

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

dude please get help im not even joking this is just so fucking miserable
easy peasy method is a thing bro you dont have to do all this. imagine if your mother found this out. wtf man

the funny part is that you could easily tell his mother about this stuff

 

[Storytime]

the funny part is that you could easily tell his mother about this stuff

don't cowtip

 

[local arkansas man]

you guys should be less goonphobic

Ok Terry.

 

[Storytime]

Ok Terry.

#roasted

 

[rrtyui]

oh... idk if people want to hear this or not but, I now also get attracted to immobile blob porn (mainly from DeviantArt), and I mean not like BBWs like my mom (dont worry i dont get attracted to her because that would be incest and i dont wanna end up in jail so), but like people that have so force fed and shit, that they are unable to move

I gooned to a specific comic where one of the characters from Helluva Boss gets forced fed from a book and then a rainbow portal, the reason why I gooned to it is because I want to see Vivziepop characters tortured because quite frankly, I hate Vivziepop, and sometimes after I goon, I listen to metal, like some of hardest vocals youd ever listen to (Waking The Cadaver, Anal Cunt, etc.)... its the only torture her characters deserve to get because I don't like her AT ALL

josh if you can hear me please save us josh please shut this thread DOWN

 

[local arkansas man]

#roasted

 

[Storytime]

@Patryk Kornatowski have you ever masturbated to your mother

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

Ok Terry.

 

[local arkansas man]

@David Thoughie I think Nvlly has succumbed to your efforts, This might be... Shit everybody cares about (Enthusiast).

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

have you ever masturbated to your mother

FUCK NO... FUCK NO... once again that is just incest and I would be in trouble if I ever gooned to my own mother that is in her late 40s, If I ever fucked my mom, I would be stuck in jail for a couple of years until the charges get dropped by the court, because dude, having sexual feelings to one of your family members is just plain wrong, you can't do that, the reason why Isabella Loretta Janke reported Christine Weston Chandler to the police and got her arrested was because Isabella was out of her goddamn mind!!

 

[Storytime]

FUCK NO... FUCK NO... once again that is just incest and I would be in trouble if I ever gooned to my own mother that is in her late 40s, If I ever fucked my mom, I would be stuck in jail for a couple of years until the charges get dropped by the court, because dude, having sexual feelings to one of your family members is just plain wrong, you can't do that, the reason why Isabella Loretta Janke reported Christine Weston Chandler to the police and got her arrested was because Isabella was out of her goddamn mind!!

why did you call her a "BBW" then

 

[local arkansas man]

why did you call her a "BBW" then

He did it platonically o algo

 

[sexynigga.com]

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

why did you call her a "BBW" then

idk some people i know from discord called my mom a "BBW" in the past

 

[Storytime]

idk some people i know from discord called my mom a "BBW" in the past

do you agree

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

do you agree

im not exactly sure, but from what i understand... BBW is a sex fetish for fat woman, so... fuck it, no... my mom is a not BBW

 

[Storytime]

im not exactly sure, but from what i understand... BBW is a sex fetish for fat woman, so... fuck it, no... my mom is a not BBW

what are your top 10 fetishes

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

what are your top 10 fetishes

that is a good question, i really dont have alot of fetishes but the list goes as follows:
- Kigurumi
- Latex
- Inflatable
- Immobile Blob
- Bondage
- Inflation
and that is all i can think of out of my head

 

[Storytime]

Kigurumi

what is this