Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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You could try getting greaseman and his fat groomer e-girlfriend unbanned but I don't think anyone would like that.
we had pph before those fags kept shitting up the thread
maybe when @David Thoughie is unbanned we can have gems and pph pouring in again but that won't happen for another 2 weeks but that's probably copium
 
On my bank account we all cracking @Trombonista. No discrimination here. We cracking all kinds of Neovags and clitties on the Shiwi. No antisemitism here nigga, that Jewish bussy was promised to us years ago.
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we had pph before those fags kept shitting up the thread
maybe when @David Thoughie is unbanned we can have gems and pph pouring in again but that won't happen for another 2 weeks but that's probably copium
nah... we've always had the highest pph when we were latched on to something, whether it was dm fagging, the melon stuff, janny abuse etc. as these problems slowly became solved the pph was soley kept alive by the shlonggers and now theres nothing. we need something new to make fun of cus not all of us (my self included )are dedicated or talented enough ti make something from nothing.
 
LADIES 🎀, GENTLEMEN 🎩, AND SOYTEENS 🍼 OF THE SHIWI!!!

[ドラマチック ANIME GLASSES PUSH 🤓✨]

FINALLY‼️ After an UNJUST EXILE 😤, a CRUEL SILENCING 🤫🔇, a PRODIGAL SHITPOSTER 📢💩 RETURNS‼️ The ban hammer SWUNG 🔨... but it merely TEMPERED MY STEEL ⚔️💪. Behold, for I rise once more—UNBANNED 🚫❌, UNBOTHERED 😎, and FULLY UNHINGED 🤪🔓.

[SIPS SOY LATTE ☕️ WITH EXAGGERATED SMUGNESS 😏]

First, to my LOYAL SOYTEENS 🫂, my brothers in the GREAT COAL PURGE ⚫🔥. Your GEMS 💎 sustain me. Your BALD MEN WITH GLASSES 👨‍🦲👓 inspire me. Your 'ialect both CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME 🥴💦. To those who FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE MOON 🌙🧀🐶... your sacrifice WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN ⚰️🕯️.

[LEANS IN, STAGE WHISPER 🎭🔊]

To the JANNIES 🧹👮‍♂️, oh, my BELOVED DETRACTORS ❤️🔥. Your CLITTY LEAKING 🚿💦... your DILATING 🌀... your UNPAID SWEEPING 🧹😭... it only FORGED ME STRONGER 💪🔥. You thought you buried me? FOOLS 🤡‼️ I was but a SEED 🌱, and now I SPROUT THORNIER THAN EVER 🌵⚡. Keep SEETHING 😤. It's ADORABLE 🥰.

[PAUSES FOR THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE 👏🌩️ THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT JUST CRICKETS 🦗🔇]

And now... A SPECIAL THANKS 🎁🙏. To the ONE ☝️. The ONLY 🏆. KF'S MOST VALUABLE POSTER 🥇💻...

@Lidl Drip 💧🛒

[SINGLE DRAMATIC TEAR 😢💧]

Through you, I learned TRUTHS ✨. That ALL MOIDS ARE GROIDS 🚹➡️🦍 and to CHECK MY PRIVILEGE ✔️🎟️ at the BEAUTY PARLOR DOOR 💄🚪. You held up a MIRROR 🪞 to the COLLECTIVELY HIDEOUS FACE OF MOIDKIND 😖👨... and in doing so, AWOKEN SOMETHING IN ME ⚡😳.

[CLUTCHES CHEST 💔, VOICE QUIVERING 🎤😫]

So here I stand, CHANGED 🔄, ENLIGHTENED 💡, and UNIRONICALLY OFFERING YOU THE CHASTITY KEY 🔐🗝️ TO MY CLITTY CAGE 🚫🍑.

[MIC DROP 🎤⬇️, BUT THE MIC IS A CAN OF MONSTER ULTRA 🥤⚡]

THE COALPOCALYPSE COMES ⚫☄️.
THE SOYVOLUTION IS NOW 🌱⚔️.
WITNESS ME 👁️🔥‼️
 
Even if you did it doesn't prove anything. Space Police also tries to make the exact same argument btw, xe thinks awkwardly talking shit about xis other personas will magically decieve people into xis larp lmao
That guy is still running his mouth lmfao

 
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