Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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16-07-2025
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Vater unser im Himmel, geheiligt werde dein Name. Dein Reich komme Dein Wille geschehe, wie im Himmel, so auf Erden. Unser tägliches Brot gib uns heute. Und vergib uns unsere Schuld, wie auch wir vergeben unseren Schuldigern Und führe uns nicht in Versuchung, sondern erlöse uns von dem Bösen. Denn Dein ist das Reich und die Kraft und die Herrlichkeit in Ewigkeit.
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Sean Shemmy said:
Feralteen has numbers of pairs of dirty, crapped briefs.
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Ummmm.... Yikes. Feralteen, I don't want to be your mother. I'm not wiping your ass like a baby everytine someone posts a Colorjak. Get treated or die off. Being a forever maid is just not the life for me. I deserve better. Goodbye FeralTeen. I Hope the lesson I gave in doing laundry helps you atleast be capable of cleaning the shit stacked undies littered all over your apartment. Honestly, I should report you to the American Cleaning institute. This is beyond filthy, it'll cross contaminate to the downstairs neighbhors. The acid from the fecal matter will slowly build up and melt the ceramic floor! But.... I won't. Because within the irrational corners of my heart it aches me to see you and leave you like this. We may no longer be girlfriend boyfriends anymore, but I hope we can still be friends so that we can let our children be future friends. That way, we'll still be connected. But not legally and spiritually binded. Stay safe. Get better. Goodbye.
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Cute Pie Senpai said:
Ummmm.... Yikes. Feralteen, I don't want to be your mother. I'm not wiping your ass like a baby everytine someone posts a Colorjak. Get treated or die off. Being a forever maid is just not the life for me. I deserve better. Goodbye FeralTeen. I Hope the lesson I gave in doing laundry helps you atleast be capable of cleaning the shit stacked undies littered all over your apartment. Honestly, I should report you to the American Cleaning institute. This is beyond filthy, it'll cross contaminate to the downstairs neighbhors. The acid from the fecal matter will slowly build up and melt the ceramic floor! But.... I won't. Because within the irrational corners of my heart it aches me to see you and leave you like this. We may no longer be girlfriend boyfriends anymore, but I hope we can still be friends so that we can let our children be future friends. That way, we'll still be connected. But not legally and spiritually binded. Stay safe. Get better. Goodbye.
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why do i feel like you ripped some of this from an actual breakup text, but mixed it in with insane bullshit so nobody would notice

who was she. how did she wound you. is your soul still bleeding
 
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Cute Pie Senpai said:
Ummmm.... Yikes. Feralteen, I don't want to be your mother. I'm not wiping your ass like a baby everytine someone posts a Colorjak. Get treated or die off. Being a forever maid is just not the life for me. I deserve better. Goodbye FeralTeen. I Hope the lesson I gave in doing laundry helps you atleast be capable of cleaning the shit stacked undies littered all over your apartment. Honestly, I should report you to the American Cleaning institute. This is beyond filthy, it'll cross contaminate to the downstairs neighbhors. The acid from the fecal matter will slowly build up and melt the ceramic floor! But.... I won't. Because within the irrational corners of my heart it aches me to see you and leave you like this. We may no longer be girlfriend boyfriends anymore, but I hope we can still be friends so that we can let our children be future friends. That way, we'll still be connected. But not legally and spiritually binded. Stay safe. Get better. Goodbye.
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anyone know what these 'jaks are supposed to be?
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