Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Positron]

"You and only you are the only who decides what a penis is to you," so why can't she decide that her snatch is actually a penis and call it a day? It'd have save her much money, trauma, and the trouble of dilating (dilating what "extra hole" exactly?)

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Spoiler: Not GRS, but hormones. JFC this is islamic.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Spoiler: Not GRS, but hormones. JFC this is islamic.

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Its even funnier with motion.

Spoiler: estrogen + xy chromosomes =

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

LOL you delusional pooner, you will never have a penis. You have no erectile tissue, you have no balls, you have no sperm. When they dig your grave up a thousand years from now, they will discover wide hip bones.

Its even funnier with motion.

I know something like this should be funny but this is actually fucking disturbing.

 

[Trianon]

my vulva just constantly feels like my penis is trapped and wishing i could free it to use it again the phantom sensations are so strong.”

“i just wish it didnt take losing my penis to gain the rightness and confidence and comfort to want to use it”

Taking back every bad thing I ever said about Freud, he needs to get back here and fix this shit.

 

[Bluefeet]

'4 Months Post-Op RFF Phallo' by,, I shit you not,, u/Soy-Bean45

Spoiler: NSFW - FtM Tranny Post-op

Such womanly hands...

 

[Procrastinhater]

Insane Pooner. Your dead looking, squishy flayed arm flesh roll is not a penis. It's almost insulting to liken one of those ridiculous rot dogs to a real penis.
That Pooners essay is the biggest heap of concentrated cope I've read for a while.
Their "phallos" are the most stupid looking fucking things to come out of the whole transgender cult insanity, it's a toss up between them and the floppy, tubular HRT tumors that troons grow as their moobs.

Stinkditches are by far the more disgusting looking, (except in rare cases where the "phallo" matches them for sheer vile grossness you can almost smell through the screen, such as ElephantDick, or LampreyDick, the latest addition to this Barnum Show of Horrors) but the rotdogs are just so fucking stupid looking, and on top of being totally not fit for purpose, inevitably bring with them a constant revolving door of UTI's, revisions, fistula, strictures etc, they're almost invariably either grossly oversized, or awful looking Lovecraftian growths like ElephantDick, and to top it off, they're in the overwhelming majority of cases completely numb, unfeeling skinrolls that not only lack sensation themselves, but the installation of the things normally leaves the Pooner with no feeling in their buried and Testosterone mutated Pripyat Clits.

I know it's a standard cope among Pooners that "phallo was designed for men who lost their junk" but speaking as a man, if I ever had some fucked up accident the resulted in my penis being blown off by an IED or something, I would fucking get on with it and make do as a fucking battlefield eunuch before I ever wasted my time with a fucking "phallo" they're just pointless, ugly, useless, and cause more medical problems than they are worth.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I know it's a standard cope among Pooners that "phallo was designed for men who lost their junk" but speaking as a man, if I ever had some fucked up accident the resulted in my penis being blown off by an IED or something, I would fucking get on with it and make do as a fucking battlefield eunuch

Men who lost their penis because of an accident know that phallo surgery can never replace the biological sex organ they lost. Zippertits on the other hand live in looney troon land where their fake dick abominations are totally like the real thing.

Think about it: If that was really the case men who aren't satisfied with their dick would trow themselves on the operating table begging to get the same surgery. But no such thing is happening because what Zippertitted pooners are getting is absolutely awful compared to actual biology. Even men with tiny dicks don't want a hairy, squishy, lifeless, nerve damaged rotdog monstrosity.

 

[Argos]

“as an amab person i could hopefully get at least lab grown replacement for erectile tissue or whatever material im missing within a decade or two if they're not doing full penises by then”

This blithe belief that We can fix it in the future! drives me fucking apeshit. No, we will not be able to fix it in the future. We also won't have custom-made paws, tails, ears. etc. for the furries, or be uploading our brains into cyberspace. We only get one body, and it's not plug-and-play. Deal with it.

 

[Monolith]

'4 Months Post-Op RFF Phallo' by,, I shit you not,, u/Soy-Bean45

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Such womanly hands...

spoiler that nigga

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This blithe belief that We can fix it in the future! drives me fucking apeshit. No, we will not be able to fix it in the future. We also won't have custom-made paws, tails, ears. etc. for the furries, or be uploading our brains into cyberspace. We only get one body, and it's not plug-and-play. Deal with it.

It's the same insane fantasy like trans "women" will be able to get pregnant aaaany minute now.

 

[Potato Burrito]

4 Months Post-Op RFF Phallo' by,, I shit you not,, u/Soy-Bean45

ROFL the ladylike cope. Good find. My favorite line is "this thing is so floppy it's kind of funny!" No, you stupid bitch, it's not kind of funny it's god damned hilarious!

I think it was my favorite thread poster @Procrastinhater who eloquently pointed out how these broads are always obviously women in everything they do. Even writing about their dicks is done in the most stereotypical female fashion, evidenced by the 5,000 word essay above filled with minimizing, cope, and gaslighting herself into believing it's not that bad. A man would limp into the clinic with a shotgun and blow the doctor's head off if he received that floppy piece of rolled dough loosely stuck to north of where his penis used to be. And he would be well within his rights to do so.

Why are their balls always so deformed? Vets do a better job putting Neuticles in neutered male dogs.

Cope more, ma'am. You are no more a real man than Pinocchio was a real boy, at least Pinocchio had something long and hard.

Spoiler: Sperg from an old gay

In my day the few FTMs around were the butchest of the bulldykes, gruff fat ladies with military reg haircuts that lived their lives as men yet hated everything to do with the male of the species. Like the old school HSTS truscum troons, they mostly transitioned to pull "straight" (bicurious) ass. They didn't give a fuck if you called them she, they knew what they were. They went for the hot femme types, women who would never identify as lesbian but liked FTMs because these dykes offered the best of both worlds—a good dicking down with a strap-on and male-like protective nature with a sensitivity that only women possess.

The dykes wouldn't be caught dead with a Frankendick because why would you when strap-ons exist, work great, and don't make you piss like a sprinkler?

What the fuck happened and how do these butchers sleep at night?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Ahem, roughly stuck to the north-east of where a real dick would be. I mean, at least the flopper isn’t enormously sized (she’s probably gutted about that but won’t admit it), but it’s too high and not centrally placed. I mean, as well as being a ridiculous flesh noodle on an obviously female body (and written about in the girliest way possible).

With regards to these people always ending up single, why do partners put up with this shit for as long as they do? The moment someone starts trooning out, LEAVE. Because they’ve left you. All they’ll care about is trans trans trans porn trans, and anyone who isn’t the endless supply of porn or tranny outrage on Twitter/Reddit May as well not exist to them. A partner is just there to make the tranny feel good about themselves. And why would you even think of going near filthy surgical abominations like stinkditches or useless rotdogs? There is nothing for a sane person in a relationship with a tranny. It’s why they end up only dating each other, so they have someone who will playact being the opposite gender (or ‘totally so gay!!1!’).

The “goddamn it, why isn’t reality like I imagined” posts always make me smile so much. Fuck around and find out indeed.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

'4 Months Post-Op RFF Phallo' by,, I shit you not,, u/Soy-Bean45

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Spoiler: NSFW - FtM Tranny Post-op

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Such womanly hands...

Scars all over for a obviously fake "Dick and Balls", womanly hips, and ass crack that goes further than a man's and female hands. Congrat you're still a woman just a really ugly one.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

In my day the few FTMs around were the butchest of the bulldykes, gruff fat ladies with military reg haircuts that lived their lives as men yet hated everything to do with the male of the species. Like the old school HSTS truscum troons, they mostly transitioned to pull "straight" (bicurious) ass. They didn't give a fuck if you called them she, they knew what they were. They went for the hot femme types, women who would never identify as lesbian but liked FTMs because these dykes offered the best of both worlds—a good dicking down with a strap-on and male-like protective nature with a sensitivity that only women possess.

I've been noticing this quite a bit with some of the girls in school that I grew up in, as well as some in the neighborhood. The only lesbian couples I see is lipstick + bull, never the same type together.

An actually attractive, slim, very feminine in dress and behavior woman with the bullest dyke imaginable - wide (not just hips) physique, athletic past, and the only feminine thing they ever wear is a bikini to cover up the breasts.

With regards to these people always ending up single, why do partners put up with this shit for as long as they do? The moment someone starts trooning out, LEAVE. Because they’ve left you. All they’ll care about is trans trans trans porn trans, and anyone who isn’t the endless supply of porn or tranny outrage on Twitter/Reddit May as well not exist to them.

Add this to the list of tough times vs. deal breakers posts you see on socmed. Are zoomers so retarded that they need to be reminded that infidelity and deranged self butchery are perfectly reasonable grounds to break up? Or is society so degenerate?

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

It's the same insane fantasy like trans "women" will be able to get pregnant aaaany minute now.

so they can have the totally validating experience of getting an abortion. which is probably for the best cos that breastfeeding LARP some do just makes me feel horror in a sense i can't explain.

Or is society so degenerate?

they are probably scared on getting irl cancelled. if your entire social group is pro tranny and all woke bullshit, splitting up cos your partner trooned out could cause serious social damage. though what happens if its a homosexual relationshhip and one troons out i don't know, cos i thought woke people respected sexuality, except for heterosexuality of course.

but, in the long term getting rid of friends who only like you if you conform to insane societal mores and not putting up with a tranny partner is definitely the best option.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

RedRockWulf's first sexual experience with her wife post-phallo has not gone well!

ED and performance anxiety is so gender euphoric!

The “goddamn it, why isn’t reality like I imagined” posts always make me smile so much. Fuck around and find out indeed.

#FAFO

so they can have the totally validating experience of getting an abortion. which is probably for the best cos that breastfeeding LARP some do just makes me feel horror in a sense i can't explain.

I wish this timeline would allow science to advance to a point where that abomination is a possibility, just for a Troon so chassé into a Planned Parenthood demanding it to be Dysoned out!

 

[Procrastinhater]

I was trying to think what LampreyDick reminded me of and then last night when I was watching a movie I remembered

Spoiler: LampreyDick

 

[Jonah Bark]

I was trying to think what LampreyDick reminded me of and then last night when I was watching a movie I remembered

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Shai-hulud dick?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Shai-hulud dick?

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Bless the Maker and his Water. Bless His cumming coming and going. May His passing cleanse the World. May He keep the World for his People.
The ones on the 1984 Lynch version look even more like LampreyDicks dick.