DOOleys is such an intense try-hard that I find her hysterical. I lost it when she said she likes to “wear” her phallus up or sideways, but doesn’t like to wear it wear it down. Then gives advice on cute undies and to wait and see what feels right before to buying adorable ones your phallus will rock.
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I admit to being female, but I’m married, have boy children, brothers and friends and have worked in a male-dominated field, so I’ve been around men. None of them have ever discussed how they wear their dick. (Or peed in the sink, how gross.).
She sounds like a girl talking about her new handbag. “I love this one because I can wear it on my shoulder, or wear it crossbody. And, I can put any cute ties or charms on it too!”
She gave herself away there-this is not part of her body, It’s just an accessory that she can show off. Like some girls getting Louis Vuitton, it’s all for what others think. A Target bag has the same function but you can’t show it off.
(And yes, I’ve bought suits and heard whether a man dresses right or left, but that’s different than how they wear their penis.)
These handmaidens will do anything to placate their narc partners.
). The same way the cold doesnt actually "shrink" ones penis, it just makes it super flacid and causes it to retract a bit, stimulants also do this. Of course, if youve got a boner, youre not gonna notice any size difference.
