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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Not a man and this is not my bathroom -- but what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing? Replace it with a new one, obviously, but if you can't?
(Yeah I know those aren't much around anymore, as almost everyone hates them)

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This is truly the most cursed picture posted on this thread.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

It's also very much a thing of the former Austria-Hungary empire countries.

Just to be clear: the problem is that it's shallow and the hole is in the front instead of the back? And the flat area will make the pee splash back up against the sitting pee-er?

As I've heard, yes, as you likely meant a man who STANDS to pee. Gotta try to perform an experiment at the toilet at my workplace later with a water bottle or so to prove it to myself. For science. Still better, than the troon ''science''.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Just to be clear: the problem is that it's shallow and the hole is in the front instead of the back? And the flat area will make the pee splash back up against the sitting pee-er?

Its not that it splashes on the sitting pisser, its the stander that it sprays everywhere. The dick should pee right in the water when sitting. I mean, im noy a guy, but that makes the most sense in context right? When you spill a cup of coffee on the ground, what happens? It goes everywhere.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Just to be clear: the problem is that it's shallow and the hole is in the front instead of the back? And the flat area will make the pee splash back up against the sitting pee-er?

No idea about STP issues as I'm a gorl, but when you shit in one of those demons it ends up sitting on the flat bit unless you sit with your vagina hanging off the front end of the seat. They're weird and horrible and should be outlawed.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Well, that's the very point of those - to visually inspect the shit before you flush it. It was useful before the time meat was industrially produced and checked by veterinary controls for parasites. As I've heard, they wouldn't be around that much after that and were intended to be mostly in hospitals, but someone in the central planning had fucked up and ordered about 1000x many more than were supposed to be made, so they ended up in every public building, recreational facility, every other home, also exported.

 

[Helvetia]

Swiss toilets are fantastic. They're powerful as fuck.

An amusing thing I have noticed in Swiss TiF circles is a fear that a lack of control over the stream will cause them to urinate onto the plug socket next to the toilet.


Also, most public toilets are gender neutral, not out of a tranny-placating reason, but rather because it is cheaper. They are designed for you to choose between standing to urinate and sitting, most sit as apparently you can get some splashback from the scheisse schüssel (shit bowl)


Most ski resorts only have squat toilets so you do not have to worry about taking off your salopettes all the way, which isn't particularly affirming. I dread to think of how a stink ditch would handle something difficult like skiing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not a man and this is not my bathroom -- but what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing? Replace it with a new one, obviously, but if you can't?
(Yeah I know those aren't much around anymore, as almost everyone hates them)

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I have never seen a shitter that backwards.
I remember being at a campsite in France once and the shitters were literally just a fucking hole in the ground with two footprint shapes and that made me give a double take and decide to go for a shit in the woods instead, but that backwards toilet is bizzare.
If you take a dump its just gonna sit there on that shelf.
Who designed that?
What was wrong with them?
I admit they had a hell of a sense of humor, but to actually get them into production.
Seriously is that an Austrian toilet or something?
Suddenly Hitler makes more sense.
Who makes these things?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I have never seen a shitter that fucking backwards.
I remember being at a campsite in France once and the shitters were literally just a fucking hole in the ground with two footprint shapes and that made me give a double take and decide to go for a shit in the woods instead, but that backwards toilet is bizzare.
If you take a dump its just gonna sit there on that shelf.
Who designed that?
What was wrong with them?
I admit they had a hell of a sense of humor, but to actually get them.into production.
Seriously is that an Austrian toilet or something?
Suddenly Hitler makes more sense.
Who makes these things?

It's an old german/eastern euro design. My grandma has a toilet like that and so does our cottage built in the 60s still with the original toilet. Like someone said above I believe the purpose of it is so you can inspect your shit for signs of parasites or anything else wrong, but it's a very archaic concept and fucking horrible and disgusting. Plus it does make it so you have to sit down to piss even as a guy or else you can grab a rag and start scrubbing all nearby surfaces.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's an old german/eastern euro design. My grandma has a toilet like that and so does our cottage built in the 60s still with the original toilet. Like someone said above I believe the purpose of it is so you can inspect your shit for signs of parasites or anything else wrong, but it's a very archaic concept and fucking horrible and disgusting. Plus it does make it so you have to sit down to piss even as a guy or else you can grab a rag and start scrubbing all nearby surfaces.

I suppose it makes sense if you're living in a time/place where you're likely to get tapeworms regularly, you can keep a Flammenwerfer next to the toilet so you can incinerate them before you flush.
Seems like it'd be a nightmare having to scrape shit everytime you take a dump though.
The splashback effect is also the reason I refuse to use stand up urinals, they just spray you with microscopic piss particles.
No thanks.

 

[gampboonerisms]

I have never seen a shitter that backwards.
I remember being at a campsite in France once and the shitters were literally just a fucking hole in the ground with two footprint shapes and that made me give a double take and decide to go for a shit in the woods instead, but that backwards toilet is bizzare.
If you take a dump its just gonna sit there on that shelf.
Who designed that?
What was wrong with them?
I admit they had a hell of a sense of humor, but to actually get them into production.
Seriously is that an Austrian toilet or something?
Suddenly Hitler makes more sense.
Who makes these things?

Ive heard at american side international airports they have signs to tell people to NOT stand on the toilets. Cause a lot of chinese do it that way. Should that be 'the asians do it that way'?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Ive heard at american side international airports they have signs to tell people to NOT stand on the toilets. Cause a lot of chinese do it that way. Should that be 'the asians do it that way'?

Squat toilets are common in a lot of places in the global south. No idea if it's because they're only a few generations removed from just digging a hole and shitting in it or what, but it's grim. Squatting makes it easier to shit but only if you're mobile/agile enough to do so without falling the fuck over and landing on a filthy floor. Also common in hippie communities in Yurop are those composting toilets that at least have a place to sit but stink to high heaven 24/7.

To bring all this back on-topic: it occurs to me that squat toilets would be really, really bad for amholes, at least while they're healing up. Your whole undercarriage gets stretched out a bit more when you're down in that position and I can see a lot of burst stitches, inverted dick prolapses and sobbing Liliths occuring as a result, a thought that simultaneously grosses me tf out and warms my cold, dead heart.

 

[Got Milk!]

Squat toilets exist in Armenia, Kazakhstan and Japan as well. And not just in places built while the Berlin wall was still standing. Nice restaurants and malls have them too. Not all, but enough it was noticeable.

 

[Procrastinhater]

To bring all this back on-topic: it occurs to me that squat toilets would be really, really bad for amholes, at least while they're healing up. Your whole undercarriage gets stretched out a bit more when you're down in that position and I can see a lot of burst stitches, inverted dick prolapses and sobbing Liliths occuring as a result, a thought that simultaneously grosses me tf out and warms my cold, dead heart.

I gotta say I find the idea of a big ol' rape hon farting his new inverted dickskin amhole out onto the floor by straining too hard at a squat toilet ghoulishly amusing.

Squat toilets exist in Armenia, Kazakhstan and Japan as well. And not just in places built while the Berlin wall was still standing. Nice restaurants and malls have them too. Not all, but enough it was noticeable.

The campsite in France I saw one was in an otherwise nice, modern, shower block.
It was just a fucking hole in the floor with two footprint outlines

I'd never seen one before, it was bizarre.
I thought "fuck that" and went and got my fold up trench shovel and walked about 400 yards into the woods for a shit instead.
Guess I'm lucky I'm used to being out in the woods hunting for a few days otherwise I'd have had to go driving around looking for a toilet.
No way was I using that thing.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

German toilets with the toilet shelf. Not the weirdest thing possible, but it is germany.

Germans and their fascination with shit never fails to amuse me.

 

[Got Milk!]

The campsite in France I saw one was in an otherwise nice, modern, shower block.
It was just a fucking hole in the floor with two footprint outlines

I'd never seen one before, it was bizarre.
I thought "fuck that" and went and got my fold up trench shovel and walked about 400 yards into the woods for a shit instead.
Guess I'm lucky I'm used to being out in the woods hunting for a few days otherwise I'd have had to go driving around looking for a toilet.
No way was I using that thing.

My first experience was at a gas station in rural Armenia that, for some reason, had a window next to the toilet. Thankfully only ever had to piss when I came across them though. The logistics seem rough if this isn't your usual (com)mode of doing things.

 

[Poonocchio]

I love that this thread/sub forum descends into tagents about random shit like the history of toilets and rating a toilet efficiency by country of origin. Never change, Stinkditch and KF.
Korean and Japanese toilets are powerful and comfy af with self cleaning functions and built in bidets.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

So no scientific evidence then? Fuck off. This is a fucking tranny thread so of course I'm asking for actual evidence. Your piss stained walls aren't scientific evidence that billions of men are sitting down.

The toilet seat has fallen. Billions must sit.

 

[Safir]

ahh German engineering at its finest. This is why there's a cultural expectation for you to brush out the toilet bowl in German public restrooms after use because TP and crap always gets stuck on that flat part.

We used to have a German toilet. Zero problems with it. Flushed very well; shit not getting properly flushed was a rare occurrence. I could flush it just a little when I only had a piss. The water on the shelf was enough to make the shit not stick. We barely used the brush; we used to keep an extra roll of tp on the handle.

Then we remodeled the apartment and for no fucking reason at all replaced the toilet with an American-style one. Now, a piece of shit can plop into the pisswater and splash my ass. It doesn't flush properly, the shit often swims in the water. Other times the brush is necessary, because the hole is so small (smaller than the pool on the shelf used to be). Because it expends all the water in the tank on a flushing attempt, I need to wait around until it's full again or take a chance with a less-than-full tank (then wait around again). If I forget to re-flush, it'll stink up the room, and the next person to go will have to flush first, do business after, and wait around for the tank to fill. We're mostly used to it ("remind me that I'm waiting on the tank") but get reawakened to the horror whenever guests are around; I imagine it's mortifying for them, too. I wish I could buy a German toilet again.

As for men, from admittedly a small sample size, the "splashing" incidents did not become less frequent, presumably because they actually occur when a man doesn't aim well.

Squatting toilets are pure horror, I usually encounter them on bike rides when my legs are in enough pain already. Often, they're badly cleaned and if there are handles I don't trust their cleanliness. And, independent of tiredness, it's much harder to actually go.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I love that this thread/sub forum descends into tagents about random shit like the history of toilets and rating a toilet efficiency by country of origin. Never change, Stinkditch and KF.
Korean and Japanese toilets are powerful and comfy af with self cleaning functions and built in bidets.

The toilets I saw in Kyoto looked like they were designed by Skynet, they were hi-tech as fuck.
I for one welcome the advent of our machine overlords if they're gonna mean we all get cyber-shitters.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Somehow this thread as its lowest level of distgusting when it is about the advantages and drawbacks of poop shelves