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Andrew Gold interview with Ritchie Herron who's been featured here too. Figured some of you might want to see it.
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Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers
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Just a few decades ago, we would be locking these people up in rooms with padded walls. I know that the mentally-ill were often poorly-treated in sanitariums back then, but surely we can improve standards of care and these people definitely warrant involuntary commitment in a mental facility...not out of punishment but for their own damn good.
It would be like a urine version of the old 1993 MS-DOS game, Wall Pipe!
As an extra bonus, you can have "scenarios" pop-up from time to time, like rerouting around strictures or replacing sections that become scarred with venous or buccal auto-grafts and controlling ever-present UTIs. The game inevitably ends with the eventual placement of an indwelling catheter and attached bag, but the objective is stave it off as long as you can.
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Thread mentioned
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"There's this thread about um SRS regret and stuff ,I saw that too late, I wish I saw that thread before I had surgery and that thread alone, I know for a fact, has stopped people getting surgery because it's the truth"
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Frustrated with the lack of sensation after gender confirming surgery, an FTM patient attempted to stimulate their urethra with silicone implements, claiming Dr. Crane advised it was safe. Injury ensued, and Dr. Crane denies having said such a thing. I don't know who is the more unreliable narrator, the tranny or the butcher:
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I can't remember if u/phalloplastyjourney has been documented before.
Couldn't wait to masturbate while recovering from this surgery; a sexual injury was waiting to happen.
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Had to go to the ER today 4 months post op
I had a conversation with my surgeon, Dr. Crane yesterday and he said it was completely safe to sound my urethra because I didn’t have UL. I had been having trouble stimulating my tdick since burial because of how thick my phallus is and I’ve heard that stimulants the nerves where my tdick used to be. I used a small silicone sounding rod and I started bleeding a lot when I peed directly after. There were chunks of tissue coming out as well. My bladder kept filling with blood and I got dizzy. I called my wife over and I passed out shortly after. My wife called 911 and apparently I was shaking while passed out.
When I woke up, I tried to look for the Crane center after hours line but I couldn’t find it and I was panicking. I texted a crane center PA that I had saved in my phone but got no answer. I remembered that I still had Dr.Crane’s number from the previous day. I called it and he acted annoyed I had called him. He said it would heal and acted like he never told me it was safe. He asked, “why would you even do that?” It was very judgement. I feel bad that I called him late at night but I was genuinely freaking out. It hurt really bad too. I got a text back from the PA later simply saying to not contact him when he’s not on call.
The EMTs and staff at the ER were really caring and they put me on antibiotics. Apparently when anyone sounds, they can trigger a nerve that can make them pass out. This was amplified by losing a lot of blood. I kept having lots of bladder spasms and getting light headed every time I peed. My bladder kept filling with blood.
Im definitely not going to sound again (or at least for a long fucking time). I felt like the Crane Center was very unsympathetic and I had literally just talked to Dr.Crane the day before and he acted like he didn’t remember me at all. The Crane center is truly horrible with post-op care. None of them even told me the after hours line.
I had a conversation with my surgeon, Dr. Crane yesterday and he said it was completely safe to sound my urethra because I didn’t have UL. I had been having trouble stimulating my tdick since burial because of how thick my phallus is and I’ve heard that stimulants the nerves where my tdick used to be. I used a small silicone sounding rod and I started bleeding a lot when I peed directly after. There were chunks of tissue coming out as well. My bladder kept filling with blood and I got dizzy. I called my wife over and I passed out shortly after. My wife called 911 and apparently I was shaking while passed out.
When I woke up, I tried to look for the Crane center after hours line but I couldn’t find it and I was panicking. I texted a crane center PA that I had saved in my phone but got no answer. I remembered that I still had Dr.Crane’s number from the previous day. I called it and he acted annoyed I had called him. He said it would heal and acted like he never told me it was safe. He asked, “why would you even do that?” It was very judgement. I feel bad that I called him late at night but I was genuinely freaking out. It hurt really bad too. I got a text back from the PA later simply saying to not contact him when he’s not on call.
The EMTs and staff at the ER were really caring and they put me on antibiotics. Apparently when anyone sounds, they can trigger a nerve that can make them pass out. This was amplified by losing a lot of blood. I kept having lots of bladder spasms and getting light headed every time I peed. My bladder kept filling with blood.
Im definitely not going to sound again (or at least for a long fucking time). I felt like the Crane Center was very unsympathetic and I had literally just talked to Dr.Crane the day before and he acted like he didn’t remember me at all. The Crane center is truly horrible with post-op care. None of them even told me the after hours line.
Couldn't wait to masturbate while recovering from this surgery; a sexual injury was waiting to happen.
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Jesus Christ, you surrounded your clitoris with a bunch of arm skin. What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
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It grosses me out more and more the way these women talk about masturbating their weird excuses for genitals. The language they use has gone from amusing me to really skeeving me out, creepy as fuck.
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Because they're no different to the AGPs in that regard, they have a "becoming a man" fetish. Part of that is doing all the things a they think a 15-year old boy would do, pee while standing, jerk off, wave it around, show it people, just like in their Boy Love stories on fanfiction.net.
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lol!
Just more proof that these freaks are absolutely insane.
“Oh yeah, looks like your stinkditch is collapsing… No need to worry, not a big deal!”
Good to hear! Not a huge fan of the homo/coomer lifestyle but if I can prevent someone from becoming a lifelong patient, and have some good chuckles at the same time, I’ll take it.
These chicks loooove to hear themselves talk, so my guess it that she was just prattling on about her “cock” and the doc just went into “Mhmm” mode.
“Yeah, you can stick things into your urethra!” Sounds like such obviously wrong “medical advice” that not even a shitty butcher would give it.
I almost feel sorry for Crane and co. Imagine it’s your day off… You’re lounging by the pool, or maybe picking up your kids from school. Enjoying a good book. Rotdogs and ORs are the furthest thing from your mind. And PRESTO! The phone rings and a mentally ill pooner starts talking about sticking shit up her urethra.
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Obligatory: LMAO at that bizarre coke can sized and shaped “penis”.
Love the very feminine hand so very gently propping it up.
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I bring to you...
...'nother split rotdog. Although this one appears to have split "accidentally":
"Reassurance" by the pooner squad in the comments:
Seriously... In what world is this an acceptable side effect? How could you be warned of something like this happening and still choosing to pursue this surgery?
...'nother split rotdog. Although this one appears to have split "accidentally":
"Reassurance" by the pooner squad in the comments:
Seriously... In what world is this an acceptable side effect? How could you be warned of something like this happening and still choosing to pursue this surgery?
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Every time I read Dr Crane’s name, my brain instantly conjures up the Batman villain Scarecrow (whose civilian identity is Jonathan Crane). He gets a real thrill from gassing people with hallucinogenic fear toxin and performing other sorts of unethical experiments around fear. I’d take my chances dealing with the Master of Fear over the Butcher of Pooners every single time. At least the toxin eventually wears off.
Oh goddammit
She’s going to be another Gruffin. She’s very lucky that her urethra will heal with few issues and is already discussing reattempting in a vain attempt to come again. If she does attempt UL, it’s all over for her. No more orgasms and no more urinating. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
The number of them that admit to masturbating a day after their operations is still more shocking than it should be to me. It probably contributes to as many serious complications as their actual surgeries do.
I think part of it is autism as well. Not just the using slash fanfic as reference material, but also that autistic pain tolerance can manifest in strange ways. Although the amount of pooners that are into watersports is quite telling. I doubt they’re chasing “stand to pee euphoria” solely because dudes can (easily) urinate that way. Not like most of them do activities like hiking where that would be more convenient in the moment.
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Nobody cares about STP more than pooners. Not dogs, not construction workers, not even lumberjacks and piss freaks. Christians desiring baptism do not think about baptism as often pooners fantasize about STP. Child soldiers may dream of peace, but not as often as pooners dream of the mystical experience of STP. The amount of emotional investment riding on a pooner’s ability to STP is like buying 70,000 in meme coin with the expectation they’ll sell for 140k. Not even case studies like Gruffin can dissuade pooners from getting their rotdogs reworked to STP.
There’s a Chinese proverb: all the Buddhas and Boddisatvas can’t help a man who’s obsessed. Just replace ‘man’ with ‘lil pooner’ and you’re all set.
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For some reason the words house and remodelling have gotten mixed up in my head and now I’m imagining it being done like a very enthusiastic kitchen remodel, let’s just take that wallbrow down, rip the floorjaw up and replace it with a nice little rhinopantry.
Good. I hope we have stopped a few lost souls from getting the chop.
What’s the white powder? Tell me that’s some kind of antibiotic and not talc, please… or even better, cornstarch
They’re insane. Do not shove stuff up your urethra.
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RedRockWulf posted a picture of herself demonstrating the Coban-Condom Method
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I started with a Trojan which hurt like hell then gave magnums a shot which are a little tight around the base, otherwise good. Sex still feels good, but definitely duller with the coban + condom
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Imagine.. just imagine having to do this, and imagine being on the receiving end or having to construct this monstrosity in "the heat of the moment". And imagine discussing this seriously without thinking "wtf is my life". But also imagine paying surgeons for this privilege when you had perfectly functional genitals before. It's like a Mythbusters episode level of trial and error. Truly we live in clown world.
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Imagine.. just imagine having to do this, and imagine being on the receiving end or having to construct this monstrosity in "the heat of the moment". And imagine discussing this seriously without thinking "wtf is my life". But also imagine paying surgeons for this privilege when you had perfectly functional genitals before. Truly we live in clown world.
I don't know about any other of the female kiwis on this site but I think that's a good way to render one's vagina dryer than the outside texture of that tape. Interrupting foreplay to gently tape your flesh roll to rigidity, having to be careful it's not to tight or you might damage it. Circulation cut off and have the whole thing die. Good lord.
Why are so many FTM either naïve virgins or married. It's like there's no in-between. The unholy trifecta, the Three pooners; Abused Teenager, Asexual because I am Autistic, and Self-Hating likely Butch Lesbian. Maiden, Mother, Crone. The inescapable trinity of female forms.
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All of these attempts to MacGyver a skin lump into a penis drive home how nonfunctional these rotdogs actually are. I imagine their limited pool of willing sex partners post-phalloplasty lose patience with all of this "pre-sex" nonsense very quickly.
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Does anyone else have to hold a mirror to her/his genitals for reassurance and thank god and nature for not designing humans this way
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Reminder that a silicon dildo or strapon will warm to the receiver's body temperature, unlike any rotdog with cObAn tApE aNd ConDoMs!
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Imagine.. just imagine having to do this, and imagine being on the receiving end or having to construct this monstrosity in "the heat of the moment". And imagine discussing this seriously without thinking "wtf is my life". But also imagine paying surgeons for this privilege when you had perfectly functional genitals before. It's like a Mythbusters episode level of trial and error. Truly we live in clown world.
Hang on babe, I just gotta get a condom and do some construction work on my dick then I'm good to go.