Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Poonocchio]

Reminder that a silicon dildo or strapon will warm to the receiver's body temperature, unlike any rotdog with cObAn tApE aNd ConDoMs!

But muh standing to peeeeeee!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I bring to you...

...'nother split rotdog. Although this one appears to have split "accidentally":

Spoiler: does anyone have any experience with this or just some words to ease my mind?

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Spoiler: Hi res photo of the abomination under this cut

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"Reassurance" by the pooner squad in the comments:

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Seriously... In what world is this an acceptable side effect? How could you be warned of something like this happening and still choosing to pursue this surgery?

https://www.reddit.com/r/phallo/comments/1eb7vlv/separation_underneath_advice/

Oh it's totally normal, many uncut cis guys can have their frenulum break and it bleeds alot, but the good thing about genitals and mouths is that they heal really well, because if you can't eat or fuck, you're fucked! I bet his girlfriend just rode him too hard. (I remeber Martin Timell of swedish sexpest fame did a segment on this in some public infomercial in the 90's).

 

[Anasa Tristis]

RedRockWulf posted a picture of herself demonstrating the Coban-Condom Method

Female fine motor skills comin' in handy there. "Tuck this flap in and that flap over! Then wiggle the condom over the whole thing! Awesome!"

I bet the Q Tip reinforced ones are a real hoot to see.

"Hey Doods! Has anyone tried using popsickle sticks? Tongue depressors?"

Move over crocheted packers. There's a new Pooner Craft in town.

 

[SpaceAce]

Do not shove stuff up your urethra.

Normally I'd say this was a given, but your audience are people who have shredded off their own arms and duct taped them in a vaguely cylindrical shape to their crotch and look confused when it doesn't magically come to life when aroused like a sex-based frosty the snowman.

Maybe we should remind them not to gnaw on their own hands as well.

 

[Lady Farishta]

Wouldn't the tape bust the condom? It has a rough texture doesn't it... So sick. What female is actually allowing that into her pussy?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Wouldn't the tape bust the condom? It has a rough texture doesn't it... So sick. What female is actually allowing that into her pussy?

Maybe splitting a condom is affirming for them in the same way that pretending you have period pains or are being sexually harassed is for the troons? Like, it sucks if you're a normal person, but these are trannies, not normal people.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

Who is getting ANYTHING from """"sex"""" with a rotdog? Not the poor woman on the receiving end, and certainly not the pooner who has buried her clit in a roll of arm flesh. What is the point? Where is the enjoyment? It seems like they just do it to LARP and the actual pleasure is unimportant. Like the troons who feel nothing in their ditches but still get something out of the role-playing.

 

[Fapcop]

Who is getting ANYTHING from """"sex"""" with a rotdog? Not the poor woman on the receiving end, and certainly not the pooner who has buried her clit in a roll of arm flesh. What is the point? Where is the enjoyment? It seems like they just do it to LARP and the actual pleasure is unimportant. Like the troons who feel nothing in their ditches but still get something out of the role-playing.

It gets even more insane when you remedy that a good deal of them dream of penetrating GAY MEN with their coke can abominations.

 

[glass_houses]

Who is getting ANYTHING from """"sex"""" with a rotdog? Not the poor woman on the receiving end, and certainly not the pooner who has buried her clit in a roll of arm flesh. What is the point? Where is the enjoyment? It seems like they just do it to LARP and the actual pleasure is unimportant. Like the troons who feel nothing in their ditches but still get something out of the role-playing.

There was a video I saw a ways back of post op FTMs and MTFs having "sex". Both of them just kind of flopped around with the expression on their faces somewhere between loss and pointlessness. It was clear that neither could feel a thing with their mangled "genitals".

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Some comments

"Hmm I imagine it would buckle?"

This is a common problem for erection-havers, when you're going at it and the whole thing just collapses in the middle sending coban and q-tips flying everywhere.

 

[Helvetia]

I spoke to my pooner about this, she says that coban/condom method is the one recommended if you have an "engorged" "penis" - so the weird giant floppy ones. it binds them essentially into a "normal" cylinder. Those with "normal" sized penises will either double condom or use silicon plugs.

 

[Dick Mason]

Will this really be seen as the lobotomy of the 21st century? Troon advocates, I suppose, can point to the fact that patients signed up for this rather than having it forced on them.

They're not analogous in scope though. This is deeply ingrained into the culture now, in most all of the entertainment and news media, and is officially state sanctioned. It's too prevalent. Much of the information stream has to be commandeered and rewritten, and even then that will take generations to take root. This is not going away, not in our lifetimes.

I spoke to my pooner about this, she says that coban/condom method is the one recommended if you have an "engorged" "penis" - so the weird giant floppy ones. it binds them essentially into a "normal" cylinder. Those with "normal" sized penises will either double condom or use silicon plugs.
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"for you to choose"
but why?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

 

[2mm and 99 others]

I spoke to my pooner about this, she says that coban/condom method is the one recommended if you have an "engorged" "penis" - so the weird giant floppy ones. it binds them essentially into a "normal" cylinder. Those with "normal" sized penises will either double condom or use silicon plugs.
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Where tf is this from and what other nice things do they sell? Asking for a friend.

 

[glass_houses]

Where tf is this from and what other nice things do they sell? Asking for a friend.

Kill yourself.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Kill yourself.

You think I really want that? Sorry I did not know I should use the reddit ''/ s'' here. It just amazes me there is a pooner eshop with such shit, and that it's actually produced, if it's not just some repackaged car part or construction material. Or the graphic is just a meme?

 

[Lady Farishta]

when you're going at it and the whole thing just collapses in the middle sending coban and q-tips flying everywhere

"It's a bummer when this happens, but like, real sex isn't perfect all the time. Sometimes you gotta just laugh, oopsie, teehee. And I find it really hot when my partner helps rebuild my dick scaffolding. It can be a real turn on and bonding experience."

 

[Fapcop]

A future lifelong patient can’t help but wonder… Any long term problems with phallo?


Her fellow pooners oblige!




So… Permanent loss of sensation, multiple strictures, scarring, pain, repeated surgery.

No biggies here!

(My personal favorite is probably the pooner with the strictures who pisses blood, the failed urinary surgery, whose “glans” has flattened making her monstrosity look even less like a penis. But hey… NOTHING MAJOR!)

 

[Helvetia]

If you're genuinely interested, she ordered them from the UK. I believe in common practice that they're supposed to be for masturbating via sounding.

https://penisplug.co.uk/

 

[klarine]

. I had been having trouble stimulating my tdick since burial because of how thick my phallus is and I’ve heard that stimulants the nerves where my tdick used to be

Oh my fucking GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHO USES A SOUNDING ROD TO MASTURBATE

I cant believe a pooner evoked my caps lock to be used, this is the first time I am truly horrified by these people's choices, I have no words about how retarded you need to be to try to masturbate by sounding your urethra, this is a colossal idiot that they allowed to have elective genital surgery

 

[Point and Laugh]

"There's this thread about um SRS regret and stuff ,I saw that too late, I wish I saw that thread before I had surgery and that thread alone, I know for a fact, has stopped people getting surgery because it's the truth"

Damn our very own baby boy, @Null getting a shoutout from a detrans praising the site and the SRS thread. +1 for the final boss of transphobes.