I think she means 8 inches in circumference, not diameter. These girls are practically always dumb as pigshit and I find it more likely that she confuses two fundamental measuring techniques than lugs around something 8 inches in diameter between her legs.
Yeah it's definitely circumference, but as @Larry David's Opera Cape points out, that's still even larger around than a soda can. Lol. Lmao
So, about the huge rotdogs. Thread tourists (and not pooner anthropologists like us? jfc) are always like LMFAO THEY ALL WANT A DICK THE SIZE OF A FIRE EXTINGUISHER *wheeze*
He explains it more here but I can't figure out what he's trying to say.
He seems more interested in the visuals of having two pussies side by side.
The results would put fistulissa to shame.
Instead of one crater of buckling, scarred-up slices that approximate humanoid labia, he could have a whole wall of the stuff. Just a big slab of filleted ham and oozing Videodrome chunks. Maybe with a half-inch strip of hairy ballsack skin stretched down the middle like nightmare panties, just so he can say, "see, there are two separate vaginas! One on the right of the hellish landing strip, and one on the left!"
This was the outcome pursued by beloved cow Rioley Storm, until he tantrumed his way onto the blacklist of every surgeon in northern California.
I refuse to even contemplate it was actually 8 in. diameter. Circumference is funny enough, but if it was actually diameter, she'd be permanently face down, pulled over by the thigh-sized trunk on her pelvis.
They're girls and not only that, they are the girliest of formerly ana and mia girls, with valley girl uptalk and smilies everywhere. They look at each other far more than they look at men, let alone naked men. It's all about having the right accessories and styles so you are mimicking the queen bees, not about actually replicating anything like an actual male appearance. A girl who actually tried with any amount of success to imitate maleness, not poonerinity, would be shunned by the clique. So ugly chest scars and coke can dicks are the way it goes.
That doesn't even look enjoyable for any party involved. The pooner can't feel shit, the one getting fucked now knows what if feels like to get penetrated by a room temp wiener sausage and the viewer gets a sense of regret. And in the end no one actually gets off. This somehow sums up really well how pointless all of this is. Just get a double dildo, it's cheaper.
If you really want to talk about clickable features… Those lips and mouth man!
Given the virtual certainty of chronic urinary infections post-ditch, which might entail the use of nephrotoxic antibiotics like Vanco and aminoglycocides, he'd better keep his kidney.
That is some looney toons looking shit. Reminds me of that Lady who restored a jesus Fresco who never painted in her life. Surgeons are actually just hospital janitors or they are just trolling at this point.
