Okay, now I'm mildly interesting. Sell its gameplay (Sexo women are a bonus, but not enough to win me over) to me. I've basically only played one third person slashy-dodgy-parry thing that I thoroughly enjoyed, and it was Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, which I grinded into almost completion, only noping out on VR missions which were aids. Is SB similar or nah?
The highest praise I can give it:
I bought it thinking it was gonna be a gooner game to stream with friends for like 2 hours until I would get bored and then refund it. I have not refunded it and continue playing it.
As a rule, I don't like Souls games, especially if they're from Fromsoft because Fromsoft will dilberately make things cheap, fuck you on mechanics, add button delays, give bosses excessive health pools, ridicules tracking, and not make them play by the same rules as the player (IE, a player with a great sword in a narrow hallway has weapon collision with the hallway and can't fight as a result, but an NPC with a greatsword can clip through the walls and hit you as much as they want). In this regard, Stellar Blade is more enjoyable. The combat feels better to me, I appreciate the specatcle, and because it cheats a lot less than Dark Souls does, it actually feels more rewarding to play.
EVE herself is kind of a retard. The first few hours I didn't really like her because of how naive and kind of retarded she acted, but 14 hours in and there's a lot of quirks she has that I find kind of endeering (like her fascination with soda cans). Additionally, she's proven herself to be more capable as time has gone on, which makes her more likable as opposed to the first few hours. There are some quirky things I enjoy like the fact she really seems to care what an obeese (HE'S FAT!) Cyborg's opinion of her hair is, and those little moments have kept me engaged.
I do enjoy the enemy designs for the most part. There's a few parry windows that annoy me on some of the monsters, but I think that's because I have a tendency to want to hold down parry after the animation has played when you don't need to and that gets me hit unnecessarily, but aside from that its a very compitent action game that if you got rid of EVE would probably still stand on its own with a generic male protagonist in the same situation.