I've been reading the Lol-ki spergout to my household with dinner and everyone is fucking dying. Pretty sure every single post she's made in the last day or two deserves to be printed and hung on the wall. This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen, we are being truly blessed.
Imagine having a tumblr teenager decide 'Jesus christ this person is too embarassing to interact with' and think that's not a monumental L.
I've been reading the Lol-ki spergout to my household with dinner and everyone is fucking dying. Pretty sure every single post she's made in the last day or two deserves to be printed and hung on the wall. This is the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen, we are being truly blessed.
Imagine having a tumblr teenager decide 'Jesus christ this person is too embarassing to interact with' and think that's not a monumental L.
The kids have done it before (fondly remembering when a 17 year old telling Gyro to drink bleach in a slapfight was deemed suicide baiting) and can do it again. Maybe some of them will be okay
This reminds me a great deal of the heartfelt endorsements Jeffy would write in her defense when people were calling her out for her pedo-fic. Does anyone remember if MJ gave her recommends (in his time) as well?
Either that, or Michiie did have some self-harming tendencies and I'm wrong, but her heart condition was the big thing that almost killed her, I'm pretty sure Neider (her IRL friend who took over the account for a hot minute) said as much. At least as far as I remember Michiie wasn't the like, "I'm gonna cut myself over every small inconvenience" type.
as an MJ fan I'm literally so pissed she's blaming this on Michael. If she thinks he wasn't a pedophile while alive why the fuck would he be one when he dies??? Is it like, "oh boy you know what'd go great with eternal life in Heaven? Some teenage bussy!"
as an MJ fan I'm literally so pissed she's blaming this on Michael. If she thinks he wasn't a pedophile while alive why the fuck would he be one when he dies??? Is it like, "oh boy you know what'd go great with eternal life in Heaven? Some teenage bussy!"
Careful what you wish for, Chromeo, Stapphy is down with pedophilia now. Do you really want the monkey's-paw outcome where she decides that he was a pedophile, actually, and that's cool and awesome and actually he only ghost-raped her to affirm her gender as a trans boxy?
That legit does suck though, I am sorry that you have to deal with her dirtying up something you enjoy. I know the Rammstein fans in the thread have probably been suffering (if there are any Jeffrey Dahmer fans in the thread you're cordially invited to kill yourselves, though).
Hold the phone, did Gyro just call Michael Jackson, a Black man, a slave master? As a white person? Tumblr better rip them apart at the seams for that. Absolutely crazy bomb to drop in the middle of all that yapping. Truly, Lolki is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hold the phone, did Gyro just call Michael Jackson, a Black man, a slave master? As a white person? Tumblr better rip them apart at the seams for that. Absolutely crazy bomb to drop in the middle of all that yapping. Truly, Lolki is the gift that keeps on giving.
Yeah this is definitely the extra testosterone talking. This is more cringe than she's been in years, but there aren't any classic, "put it in the bio" moments yet. I give it a month, tops.
The fact that Stephanie hasn't gotten herself into actual legal trouble with real consequences is either dumb luck, or because she knows exactly what she's doing and is making sure she doesn't cross that line. There was a time I would have bet on the second, but I don't think she's that smart anymore.
I think yarbles should be grateful she IS a woman, because if she was a fat sweaty neckbeard man talking to underage kids then passersby would be less inclined to assume she's merely looney and instead assume more rightly that she is an actual danger (of the gross "show me on the dolly" kind, not the powerful "fagnarok is coming" kind). This is my theory how she has avoided real consequences.
...she'd be Lucas Werner.
Except he walks around outside more. I mean, Pukas is off-and-on homeless, so he pretty much has to, but who are we to question the will of Loki?
I have also been cursed by the Womb Wizard last night. I dreamt of trying Olipop (which is not an item readily available in my country of true Germanic roots) because of Staph.
Yup, this is absolutely a rape threat. Steph is now getting off to the idea of teens who criticize her online getting gang raped. And she claims it's not a threat because she "tells the truth". Thank god the tumblr kids are snarky teenagers and not literal impressionable children, like the ones on Deviantart.
Mr. and Mrs. Cianfriglia, come collect your bxy daughter, she's getting more feral with each passing day.
if you've noticed he's been pretty open about using argr, though, which i guess is ancient norse for spineless faggot.
wikipedia says it's one of the worst things you can be called in ancient viking times, it was a whole cultural thing going beyond just saying "lol u gay." you call an enemy a fag, they can to fight and kill you to regain their honor. the fight is called holmgang.* maine you better square up bro
staph has been pretty proud about reclaiming argr for herself ("prudr-ragr" written on her dumb shield. google says ergi/argr/ragr* are the same word or something idk) seems weird to turn around and let loki insult people with it. i don't think a god would proudly call himself the "original faggot" considering that being accused of being one was considered the ultimate shame in viking times (again, this is what google is telling me. if anyone knowledgeable on the subject is here, please correct me)
*grammar sperging here for a second,
now that i look more into it, wikipedia is saying that argr/ragr is the adjective for this concept, and ergi is the noun. loki's getting his own damn language scrambled up.
**and it's funny to me that loki's just saying "holmgang" and nothing else in these kids' asks. that's what you call the aforementioned fight for your honor. i don't think just saying the word is the same as going "fight me you little fag bitch!" he's just saying "fight." does this make sense or am i just looking too deep into it? i'm definitely looking too deep into it. i fell into a rabbit hole. none of this matters.
AGAIN i'm not an expert lol i'm just using wikipedia. any experts feel free to chime in and correct me.
I wonder what it's like when her parents pop round to clean out the litter tray when she's fatneck deep in this shit - is she able to come down from her retard high and ~codeswitch~ to say hi, or does she just bellow some similarly pompous angry nonsense at them?
This was definitely on the bargain list for NOT doing if they helped her get another cat.
I wonder when her next therapy appointment is, lol, and wether the therapist will be getting the story about this.
As stated by @a hapless toad above, Mona herself is a minor that considers herself a spirit wife to one of the Columbine shooters (Eric, to be exact). As glorious as this dunking is, she is also someone that needs help (or hopefully get over it when she gets older unlike Staph. I don’t know her home life, but I do know that teens can get into some stupid shit before college age that they grow out of and are embarrassed looking back on.)
HI!!!! i am literally monachopsis (aka ozzy aka a buncha past blog names) I am not a spirit wife!! i do not claim to be in love with the spirits of either of the columbine shooters! my partner has dissociative identity disorder, and an introject/factive (alter of a real person) of eric harris. I’m not into witchcraft and I don’t commune with the dead. I DO stalk this thread though so. hi!
Loki has an important message today:
Enough of this cryptic bullshit, Loki. You sound like such a pompous ass.
Some replies from Loki from earlier:
Surprised Staph isn't crying and deleting over this.
I don't know what the fuck that anonymous ask is about. Maybe I am an uncultured feckless cretin to not understand it.
I love how everyone is throwing the word retard around. Again, odd that Staph isn't crying about it on her other accounts.
Who is this person who can refute these claims? She Loki keeps bringing them up. Name names.
Aww that's nice!
Some notes under her Loki's original first post:
This anonymous ask was directed at rot4life:
I'm not sure where this idea of Snowy Wife is 25/26 years old comes from. I think @BoobWhiskers found out she's 17-18.
Staph posts:
I want to know where she gets the idea that people are crying in fear over the Loki posts, because all we have seen is mocking her. So delusional.
And someone pretending to be channelling Loki to threaten people with doomsday on Tumblr isn't harmful or 'insufferable ignorant man baby disease'?
Is she talking about the YuGiOh/Clay Aiken one?
So do the ghost husbandos just appear to her as voiceless sheets? How are the ghosts in A Ghost Story 'accurate'?
I think this was shared before, but it's worth posting again as it relates to the next screencap:
Why are you even mentioning it then? Mind your own fucking business.
Do not wash your cat with regular soap, you fucking mong. I hope Siggy got her good for it. Also, keep your paint away from your cat. Learn how to care for a cat, you FECKLESS CRETIN.
She does not deserve Siggy.
'Mystical persuasion' what a pretentious way of saying that she likes imagining fucking gods and larping as them to argue with kids online.
A couple of reddit posts:
NERD.
'Only I can call her that because I'm special and we are BFFs.'
Edit to add:
New blog post.
This is to be Loki’s final statement. Please note that when he mentions his honored day, he is referring to Saturday.
The hours grow short, and the time grows near.
I dispel the ignorant and those unwilling to listen and change. Through chaos, I bring bounty, if you outlast it. Too willing are the masses to listen to idiotic demagogues. As the author of all deceit, I know how to carefully spin a yarn. It’s this same yarn that weaves fate. Whose yarn are you helping weave? Whose fate are you helping with?
If you want to be misled, then you can be. But the worthy are those with open hearts and open ears.
I have been carefully deciding the path forward, and now I know what I must do. After the full moon comes my next strike, and it will be multifaceted. A weapon of many prongs inflicts the most bloodshed.
Your machinations are in vain. Your falsehoods fall upon deaf ears. Those who see me as I am shall not be caught unaware. Those who see me as a fraud or a bluff will be swept away.
You have precious little time left for waking up. If your eyes are not opened by my honored day, then you will know my daughter.
Choose carefully.
Come on, we all know that this is not his 'final statement.' The guy won't shut up. Does Loki mean this Saturday? Can't wait!
i'm definitely looking too deep into it. i fell into a rabbit hole. none of this matters.
