Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / transmascdruid / Yarrow Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / transmascdruid / bl00dyberserker - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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The bodycam becoming available on one of the (now numerous) American cop cam youtube channels, would be ace. Especially as the spud has named herself as an enjoyer of said media. Sadly, I think there got to be an arrest or crime committed for them to basically have their rights rescinded in a way that allows the footage to be usable... Unless they blur her face maybe? Depends,on what, IDK IANAL. I feel like the whole get-up she was definitely in, means they would take the gamble that the face itself is not nessecary for watchability. Would be golden, though.
On the subject, due to her putting things off and bitching about very normal winter temps, as well as wearing her polyester Amazon cloak all thr times we've seen her indoor and out-I am starting to sneak a suspicion that Staph does not own a coat.
Why bother?
Anyway

Womb barrening for me but not for thee
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Nice ... uh post curation there?
Probably should have been one for your perv acct.

Next, the logic of staph.
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Hmm
I might get pluto. It's from her, to be fair, that I learnt Tubi is free, and despite being mostly full of absolute junk, it does have a few good things on.
Thanks Staph. Thaph.

(BTW it would unironically be more healthy, by a fair old whack, for Staph to slash her rubbishfood intake and instead treat herself to some meth once a week. Clean the house. Get a sweat on. I'm not even joking about that in the slightest. Go easy though, don't wanna stroke out with the comorbids..dollars wise, probably break even)
 
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The bodycam becoming available on one of the (now numerous) American cop cam youtube channels, would be ace.
You'll have to pray to @Useful_Mistake to work his magic but even then it's a long shot, an interaction with Staph is unlikely to be picked up by any of the cop channels as nobody died and nothing really weird happened.
 
Every shelter has that one person who thinks "yeah, I'm homeless, but I don't belong HERE. I'm not like THESE PEOPLE." It could be a crack addicted half naked person covered in lice, but they'll really believe they're not like THAT. When she talks about being mistaken for homeless, she sounds like one of those people.

She is obviously as classist and snobby as her boomer parents. Like bitch, you look like an unwashed mentally ill person (because you are), and live in a government subsidized apartment. Those are for people who would otherwise, a few decades ago anyway, be homeless. Does she realize she's on a razor's edge?

Once her parents die, she better pray nothing goes wrong, or she's f-d. Internet begging and social services really will be her only safety net. One rung below that is hobo town.
 
You'll have to pray to @Useful_Mistake to work his magic but even then it's a long shot, an interaction with Staph is unlikely to be picked up by any of the cop channels as nobody died and nothing really weird happened.
They have boring traffic arrests on when it's an amusing troon sometimes, and if she went on a big explanatatory rant, it might be considered fun enough. I'm just not sure if they really do this kinda thing without an arrest though.

Regarding Staph's fortunes after her parents.. She better hope they have a will. She's adopted and she's changed her name. Imagine if she got fucked out of inheritance because of something like that. And chudly cousin profits kek.
As soon she does get some money, she's going to be so much of a mark. Getting scammed, and being chronically too stubborn to ever consider personal folly or exercising caution, will potentially reach great new heights.
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More grabbin'
What exactly the fuck does she spend her dole money on, it really is just gas station snacks and etsy junk all the way down
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A nice mix of bird rights, who asked, and dumb volunteered peak into the frigs fianchial goings on.

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Ew. This insane try hard fantasy would be the first dick staph touched irl. Sad!
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New slapfight pastures!
 
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Guess the little old lady downstairs you called in 25484858 noise complaints on can get fucked, though!

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This is such a nice little vignette of what an entitled douchebag she is. The wee tardlet is mad that she's only getting SOME free handout money, not LOTS of free handout money (despite being a single adult with no dependants or bills largely funded by the bank of mommy and daddy).
She's mad because her parents had to cash in bonds that THEY clearly got in the past to try and set aside money for her. Bonds that they likely didn't want to cash in (considering they bought them for her but had to keep the money themselves), but probably had to because, oh, I don't know, her mom's recurring major health issues probably cost a pretty penny.

Get a job, you useless eater, stop complaining about how your multiple sources of free fucking money aren't enough for your liking.
 
Once her parents die, she better pray nothing goes wrong, or she's f-d. Internet begging and social services really will be her only safety net. One rung below that is hobo town.
We really are approaching an unprecedented era of cow study. Although there are art tracers, troonfluencers and podcast men coming up on the lolcow docket, so many of the older cows are in their 40s now, and their parents had them when they were old (hmm). A slow wave of cow parents dying, or having to review their budgets because of their own illness or retirement, is on the horizon.

Not a lot of these people are going to get an inheritance, either. If a parent ends up in long-term care, that's where their estate is going.

Stephanie's level of function is fascinating to me. It's not just that she got failed upwards to an actual advanced degree and legal credentials, it's that it's in social work, exactly the ways and means she would need to know to get maximum gibs for herself. It would be different if she had an MBA but without the Bush-level networking skills, or an MFA where her capstone project was doing something horrible and naked; she had a practicum in the state where she lives, so she probably even had a tabbed binder at some point with all the contact info for shelters, programs, legal assistance in her ZIP.

She's the professional beggar version of someone who becomes a specialist MD specifically to treat their own illness (...and then quits and doesn't help anyone else). Except it doesn't seem like she's doing that, either.

I think the general consensus is right, though: without her parents to make phone calls on her behalf, and give her money under the table, she's going to have a worse experience. Social workers do work extra when they can for the hard-luck cases, the people who are genuinely too stupid to fill out forms right or on time, but Stephanie is just lazy, too proud to LARP as retarded (other than her visual appearance) and unpleasant to be around. She's not going to have a personal advocate on-call and while she's unlikely to end up homeless, she's poised to fall through some cracks as a result.
 
so many of the older cows are in their 40s now, and their parents had them when they were old (hmm). A slow wave of cow parents dying, or having to review their budgets because of their own illness or retirement, is on the horizon.

Not a lot of these people are going to get an inheritance, either. If a parent ends up in long-term care, that's where their estate is going.
Idea: Lolcow Group Homes, everywhere is fitted with cameras like the Big Brother house and the lolcows otherwise have free reign to do their stupid shit all in one place, together. It's funded by the lolcows' grifting and by people who will pay to watch the lolcows do stupid shit.
 
Idea: Lolcow Group Homes, everywhere is fitted with cameras like the Big Brother house and the lolcows otherwise have free reign to do their stupid shit all in one place, together. It's funded by the lolcows' grifting and by people who will pay to watch the lolcows do stupid shit.
In complete seriousness, isn't that basically what the Sam Hyde Fishtank is?
 
In complete seriousness, isn't that basically what the Sam Hyde Fishtank is?

(help I don't know what that is)

I admittedly don't know much either, but I know it's got a thread on here... and really does appear to be that they put retards in a house with cameras and watch them go.
Yeah that's pretty much what it is, a hell house 24/7 reality show to torture retards for our amusement while stringing them along with a $50k grand prize. I dunno if Staph would be good for it since she'd probably shut down and voluntarily quit real fast, one of the things in the show is viewers can send TTS messages and the level of speech is very permissible, she'd get pressed hard and fast on her wrecked appearance, obesity and (if her fans are watching) her proclivities. It's an environment more conducive to retards who can take it as well as dish it out, and as we all know Staph can dish it out but can't take it.
 
I think the general consensus is right, though: without her parents to make phone calls on her behalf, and give her money under the table, she's going to have a worse experience. Social workers do work extra when they can for the hard-luck cases, the people who are genuinely too stupid to fill out forms right or on time, but Stephanie is just lazy, too proud to LARP as retarded (other than her visual appearance) and unpleasant to be around. She's not going to have a personal advocate on-call and while she's unlikely to end up homeless, she's poised to fall through some cracks as a result.
Agree; in this day and age we aren't going to get a full on "Stephanie the bag lady" saga. But I think she'll be throwing tantrums all the way down as both her teeth and housing decay. Wondering out loud why she's forced to live like the dirty poors she obviously thinks she's better than.
 
I finally had a staph dream. She called me and asked me if I would hurt her. I asked what do you mean and she whispered "will you uh, will you step on me?" while heavy breathing into the phone. Then I woke up.
i'm so sorry you were sexually harassed by staph in the dream world but this is so fucking funny to me.
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Social workers do work extra when they can for the hard-luck cases, the people who are genuinely too stupid to fill out forms right or on time, but Stephanie is just lazy, too proud to LARP as retarded (other than her visual appearance) and unpleasant to be around. She's not going to have a personal advocate on-call and while she's unlikely to end up homeless, she's poised to fall through some cracks as a result
Right on time -
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Seems a little suspect. I think mama Frig might be keeping some info to herself. Which is fucking wise, because not only can Staph not be trusted with money, she also can't be trusted not to gab and either get herself scammed, or lose her bennies. See, Exhibit Z.2, above
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Enjoy that mess.

Embarrassing weeblike behaviour -
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I can imagine her doing this irl then looking around expectantly, waiting for someone to ask her to explain it.

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This is just sad.
She's basically sitting there cultivating herself schizophrenia just to have someone to talk to.
 
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