Skitzocow Steve Lightfoot - Geriatric madman blogging his insanity, pestering the public, and stalking a woman. Stephen King killed John Lennon and the U.S. government, Jews, Soviets and everyone else were of course all involved

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In an age of these new-fangled uppercase "I" Internet cows, it's easy to lose sight of the good old days. The days when man would create his own conspiracies untethered from the Culture War. When he would publish books and drive schizo-vans plastered in his unfiltered ideas. When he'd harass the conspirators in real life. The good old days are long gone, but some relics of a more civilized time still remain.

Introducing Steve Lightfoot, one such relic.
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A 70 year old resident of Monterey, California, Steve Lightfoot (not to be confused with the director) recalls his early life for us below.
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Apparently his break up with his girlfriend left such a profound mark on his life that it opened his eyes to the world. Whether this led him to his paranoia or simply was the last straw on an already strained psyche is anyone's guess, but he'd develop his conspiracy theory that John Lennon was killed by Stephen King in 1982.
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Shortly after this he'd write his 24 page booklet dedicated to spreading the truth. As you can see below, he was definitely on kilter when writing this.
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The gist of the conspiracy is that John Lennon was anti-war and against the establishment of Nixon's and Reagan's governments. So, the presidents used codes to deliver messages to Stephen King that contained instructions to kill Lennon, after which Stephen King would take Lennon's place as America's hero in order to turn American society into one made up of dumb, unthinking sheeple. The effects of this are apparently so widespread that Stephen King is basically responsible for everything wrong in the world and only him being brought to justice can fix America.
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Months after compiling all of this truth and sending it to as many magazines, editorials, and other media outlets as he could, our poor guy would be threatened by those dirty glow in the darks. His one account of a specific encounter in 1985 is pretty scary and definitely true. This encounter was a major turning point in Steve's Life. In his own words, "...my life turned into a political dissident hell".
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This harassment would continue for the rest of his life. Here are accounts of Stephen King and Yoko Ono trying to take him out of the picture and taunting him.
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In the meantime, he'd drive around America in his famous schizo-vans with the aim to spread the truth to the unenlightened masses.

Speaking of which, dates are unclear on when exactly he'd start driving his schizo-vans cross country, but they have gone through many iterations and there have been claims that he has been driving them across the country for four decades. Below is a video from 1997 recording one of the earlier iterations of the van. It's also one of my favorite videos of him and encapsulates everything I like about Steve. He really is nostalgic.




Despite the federal agents and the weak-willed public, Steve Lightfoot remains an American hero dedicated to the cause of bringing Stephen King down. I wish him the best of luck.
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Now, for his internet presence. As far as I can find, this is the earliest video exposure of Steve on the Internet. Here he explains how Reagan ordered Stephen King to kill Lennon and all of the evidence backing it up. Unfortunately it abruptly cuts off during his speech.




Another great and very recent video on our last American hero is this quick introduction to Steve Lightfoot done by a small channel under the name "Lousy Larry". It cover his early life and goes on to tell his story in a succinct 15 minutes. I highly recommend watching it.



However, as you saw from the previous images, his most prominent presence online is his website lennonmurdertruth.com
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This website not only gives a rundown of his booklet and a place to purchase it, but it also gives updates on his life and thoughts about current events in the "Footnotes and New Developments" section.

I'd just like to say that it is almost impossible for me to make a compilation of his finest posts on his site. Every single sentence drips with the kind of madness that reminds me of Francis E. Dec Esq. I hope that others can enjoy just reading through it in bewilderment like I do. Happy travels through the strange mind of one of the few OG schizos left.
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Link to archived site
 
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An assassin sent by Stephen King documented our hero's driving in an attempt to get America's last hero off the road and his truth mobile hidden from the public.



This was 6 years ago, but even now he has trouble from the police who are definitely on the feds' payroll. This is shown by him documenting his most recent court case on his site.
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TL;DR: Steve got brought to court over 2 year old traffic violations, and instead of handling it like a normal person he believes it's the police conspiring against him and trying to get his van advertising his website off the road. This was back in July of 2023.

The rest of this case's documentation is the court calling him a schizo and his lawyer trying his best to defend him. You can read the entire thing at the bottom of this section of the website .

Edit: edited OP to include a small documentary video on Steve Lightfoot. It's a really nice summary and introduction to him and I highly encourage you to watch. Also updated the OP in general to be much more informative and with proper archival.
 
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Update from Steve Lightfoot on January 17th, 2024.

Steve starts his post with a bit of a song and then some venting of frustrations.
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He follows this with an update about his visit to a city counsel meeting in Monterey.
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He then follows this with explanations about why his main enemies (Jews, fags, and the homeless) hate him.
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He would later, at an unspecified date and time, append the time he almost witnessed Armageddon. God will punish us with destruction if we don't put Stephen King in prison.
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On Jan 25th, 2024, he would also add this excerpt.
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The most interesting bits of it are him apparently helping Trump win via pestering radio hosts and Stephen King's appearances in the White House being some kind of dark omen.

In other not-so-new-news, I've found a much more recent image of Steve Lightfoot from 2019. This is him protesting at the 2019 U.S. Open golfing tournament at Pebble Beach.
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I recognize that van from real life. It's filthier in person.
lol 69. he was born in march which is said to lead to schizophrenia im not sure how true that is but he seems pretty schizo.
I've seen multiple studies about that. Here's this Danish study that has a somewhat sensible explanation:
The prevalence of schizophrenia is higher in urban areas than in rural areas.7,26,27 The difference has been ascribed to selective migration from rural to urban areas before the onset of schizophrenia, but this hypothesis does not explain our finding of a higher risk among people born in urban areas. Other possible explanations include increased exposure to infections during pregnancy and childhood because of more crowded living conditions or more perinatal complications in urban areas. Alternatively, one could hypothesize that persons with an unexpressed genetic predisposition for schizophrenia are more likely to migrate to urban areas, but a family history of schizophrenia does not explain or affect the urban–rural differences we observed. Furthermore, we estimated that if the risk of schizophrenia for persons born in the capital or its suburbs as compared with the risk for those born elsewhere in Denmark (relative risk, 1.74) could be explained by the presence of undiagnosed schizophrenia in parents, 9.5 percent of the 435,124 children who were born in the capital or its suburbs must have had a parent who transmitted a genetic risk equal to that transmitted by a parent with diagnosed schizophrenia. This proportion seems unrealistically high. Finally, differences in the availability of psychiatric services might explain urban–rural differences. This seems unlikely, however, because distances are small in Denmark, services are free, and place of birth, not place of residence, was the variable studied.

An interesting finding was the highly increased risk of schizophrenia in persons born to Danish women outside Denmark. This increase is probably not due to a tendency for mentally ill parents to leave the country temporarily, since the mothers and fathers of these persons did not have an increased likelihood of having schizophrenia. A possible explanation is the theory proposed by Wessely et al.28 These authors reported an increased risk of schizophrenia in second-generation black Caribbean immigrants living in London and suggested that it could be explained by maternal exposure to infective agents uncommon in their country of origin.
Schizophrenics born in March may be the result of their mothers being exposed to disease at a vulnerable time in their pregnancy (people get more illnesses in winter). This is all speculation though, as far as I'm aware.
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Well, I did a bit of digging for the Monterey City Counsel meeting to see if they had recorded it. Turns out they had. Ladies and gentlemen, our American hero is a silver fox. Edited the OP with this so we have the most recent picture.
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Here's the clip of the city council of solely Steve Lightfoot going on a tirade. Guess what it's about.
 
Well, I did a bit of digging for the Monterey City Counsel meeting to see if they had recorded it. Turns out they had. Ladies and gentlemen, our American hero is a silver fox. Edited the OP with this so we have the most recent picture.
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Here's the clip of the city council of solely Steve Lightfoot going on a tirade. Guess what it's about.
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You'd think he wishes he was the one to kill Lennon himself seeing as he never shuts the fuck up about it.
 
You'd think he wishes he was the one to kill Lennon himself seeing as he never shuts the fuck up about it.
Nah, Steve Lightfoot is too much of a pop-culture fanatic to ever think about harming his idols. That being said, he does want Stephen King dead.
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However, if you haven't noticed, Steve is incredibly narcissistic. As in delusions of grandeur narcissistic. Here's an excerpt below of him believing he is divinely favored and is currently God's Chosen Programmer Singer.
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You'll also notice that he always calls on others to action and threatens them with a loss of his presence. I'm pretty sure he values himself too much to actually open himself up to the consequences of killing Stephen King. I mean, who else will take Stephen King's place as America's Hero and guide us back to a pre-Vietnam War era of prosperity if Mr. Lightfoot is in prison?

Edited: listened to this during one of my music binges and decided this is Steve Lightfoot's Thread Theme.

 
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A couple archives from his YouTube in which he throws several schizophrenic fits up in the faces of random guys on the street. I tried rummaging through a lot more of his YouTube but couldn't find much at least recent stuff. It's all just him either recording bad hippie boomer music or recording basic police arrests and street riots, not much in either if you want a fix of the cow himself.
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A new update from Steve Lightfoot today. He came out swinging for those ingrates known at "the public".
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After his tirade, he then goes on to explain how a restaurant is now conspiring with the police against him. His reasoning is he got the stink eye from staff. That's all it takes to be a co-conspirator with the government trying to kill him.
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He closes his update post by noting the divine retribution that comes to his enemies. I think we've found the second master of the Curse-Ye-Hame-Ha.
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