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the khat quaffer

the khat quaffer

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A baby duck (not baby, but baby to me) washed up on my prop' last night. I heard it while shitting on the head. Had my doors open. A faint squeak was heard for several minutes, thought it was my imbecile cousin's TV. Went through the motions. I came out, found a dead duck and her little ducklings.

I hate this. ): I'm an animal lover so this hits hard.

What do I do with a coupla three ducklings? I fed them some leftover corn now they won't fuck off.

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cirs said:
i mean fair enough man, the average human has about 76kg of protein in him. if you want we could do a mukbang with your chicks and my family. would be pretty sweet
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i would do a mukbang where you shotgun a barrel of cyanide and fucking die you faggot ass pussyass kike jew nosed ..nigger.

Take care. 🥰

Never fuck with my ducks again.

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the khat quaffer said:
i would do a mukbang where you shotgun a barrel of cyanide and fucking die you faggot ass pussyass kike jew nosed ..nigger.
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not sure about that, i think a jews nose would probably be like 7kg of protein idk? and gunpowder i hear you can eat but it isnt very healthy
 
This might be a job for your city's Animal Control. I'd recommend making a call when they're open and seeing what they think. If they don't know, they should know someone who does handle that kind of wildlife.
 
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