StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He also gave gifts to local children and started the tradition

He also made the Santa Clause for if you kill him you have to do his job, like in the documentary with Tim Allen.

 

[AnOminous]

None of that shit is real either. LOL

Demons are about as real as Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. LOL

Either they don't exist, and it's retarded to worship them, or they do and it's retarded to worship the losing side.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Either they don't exist, and it's retarded to worship them, or they do and it's retarded to worship the losing side.

Thanks, I've never been able to communicate that point nearly that succinctly.

 

[Robot Teapot]

Only a fool chooses demons over Angels.

That's about all, peace out.

 

[Drip Torch]

When I was down in Alabama back in 2018 I only heard one southern accent. It was from this really fat woman that took the cars back at the car rental place. Otherwise, everyone else just sound like the people in my home state. I was expecting people to sound like how people talked in Gone With the Wind. I also didn't see a single confederate flag. I see more of them here where I live.

You must have been in North Alabama, where the accent is more Appalachian, or watered down by transplants. The "Gone With the Wind" accent is found further south. If you wanted to hear that accent you should have heard my grandmother speak.

 

[anscochrome]

Only a fool chooses demons over Angels

I am just hoping the Angels provide with with more funny posts to read, or some more juicy Styx video clips some kind soul provides here, for my "recover from anesthesia" time this afternoon when I get home. That was quite a run-on sentence.

 

[AltisticRight]

Any bets on which of these two will be the most inebriated?

Ethan Ralph.
On top of xannies and various cheap Mexican booze, he's now abusing antabuse. It's supposed to dissuade the alcoholic from drinking because it will induce very unpleasant side effects (if alcohol is consumed).

If disulfiram is mixed with Alprazolam, it'll give him breathing difficulties and make him a sleepy drowsy piggy. Then add in alcohol, he might just croak. Doesn't sound fun does it.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Ethan Ralph.
On top of xannies and various cheap Mexican booze, he's now abusing antabuse. It's supposed to dissuade the alcoholic from drinking because it will induce very unpleasant side effects (if alcohol is consumed).

If disulfiram is mixed with Alprazolam, it'll give him breathing difficulties and make him a sleepy drowsy piggy. Then add in alcohol, he might just croak. Doesn't sound fun does it.

A lot of pharmaceuticals interact dangerously with disulfiram. I've known drunks who just keep on drinking during court-ordered disulfiram. They just power through. They are the dedicated sort who have DT seizures when their BAC only dips to "TOTALLY PLASTERED" levels for garden variety alcoholics.

Edit: I mean, if disulfiram is in the picture, the picture is really bad art, bad art depicting a world of aftershave drinking, toilet wine, no intake of meaningful food, Wernicke's risk, and dilated cardiomyopathy.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Okay, I've been out of the Tarl loop for a minute, so could someone explain to me why this goofy nigger is dressed like this? He looks like Captain Jack Enter the Matrix. Like if Paul Revere and Blade did the fusion dance. He's going to invite you in, serve you mama's bland food, give you mediocre sex, then regale you with stories of the sea. Not his mind you, but ones he would have had if were actually adventurous, instead of being a grifting clown and a woman beater.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Okay, I've been out of the Tarl loop for a minute, so could someone explain to me why this goofy nigger is dressed like this?

Tarl was probably running low on women addicted to wiccan TV shows dying to live the fantasy for hooking up with the dark lord Tarl for 2 weeks, only to be sent packing to the Rutland woman's shelter at gun point, with a curtesy drop off by his mother.

He must be expanding out his search to women who are obsessed with Disney's Captain Jack Sparrow. He has doubled his dating pool.

Maybe it was a dodge to cover for the one hand glove he was wearing to look cool cover up his sliced hand from his gay blood magic ritual.

Edit: Not many women want to date a man in a pirate hat. But in that very small niche, he now has that market split between himself and Johnny Depp.

 

[anscochrome]

Folks, we are in for some more insane, deranged heavy breathing and some unspeakable Biblically condemned sorcery ritual from his almighty Smugness on March 29 , as the northeastern United States will experience an 85% "Devil's Horn" partial eclipse at sunrise that day. Oh boy, color me nonplussed

I've seen various folks on here commenting that Tarl needs to lift, as well as stop the substance abuse. That guy is one of the worst endomorphs I have ever seen. He does not have the genetics for lifting to do any good.

 

[F95]

Okay, I've been out of the Tarl loop for a minute, so could someone explain to me why this goofy nigger is dressed like this? He looks like Captain Jack Enter the Matrix. Like if Paul Revere and Blade did the fusion dance. He's going to invite you in, serve you mama's bland food, give you mediocre sex, then regale you with stories of the sea. Not his mind you, but ones he would have had if were actually adventurous, instead of being a grifting

He met someone down in New Orleans who thought he looked like a pirate and hence the "vampire pirate" look was born. I'm not kidding.

 

[AnOminous]

I am just hoping the Angels provide with with more funny posts to read, or some more juicy Styx video clips some kind soul provides here, for my "recover from anesthesia" time this afternoon when I get home.

So far the demons have been providing more fun, like this retard somehow managing to injure his hand casting some faggy spell.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He met someone down in New Orleans who thought he looked like a pirate and hence the "vampire pirate" look was born. I'm not kidding.

At what point does he just wake up and think to himself, 'wow, I sure am a faggot.'

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Ethan Ralph.
On top of xannies and various cheap Mexican booze, he's now abusing antabuse. It's supposed to dissuade the alcoholic from drinking because it will induce very unpleasant side effects (if alcohol is consumed).

If disulfiram is mixed with Alprazolam, it'll give him breathing difficulties and make him a sleepy drowsy piggy. Then add in alcohol, he might just croak. Doesn't sound fun does it.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

I think the Netherlands Arc was the peak of Styx's career. He had a wife, a child, the (undeserved) respect of his fellow man, tons of followers, and money. It's all been downhill from there, and he can never get any of it back.

In my opinion that was his downfall. He's not fit for family life and it shows. Once Liz popped up and he started rambling about eating healthy (even though he eats trash food) I knew it was over. Dude never wanted marriage and a kid but his audience goaded him into it bc he is weak and needs to feel accepted.

Wild statement.

Not really since bro explained it pretty well. He lives an ocean away, can barely leave his house, and there is no fucking way any court would grant him custody of a child and rightfully so. Kid would be better off not knowing the train wreck that is her father

 

[ThePissWitch]

Why is it always Stolas?
I enjoy fantasy enough to have read through a few different stories involved with him and nothing stands out for making him the prime choice of summon... he is apparently less likely to murder you outright then most demons but beyond that all he does is warn you that you are about to fuck everything up and should stop fucking around.

One of his earliest videos he mentioned that Stolas came to him when he was young.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He met someone down in New Orleans who thought he looked like a pirate and hence the "vampire pirate" look was born. I'm not kidding.

Tarl the vampirate..... right. 40 years old and still playing trick or treat every day. Sounds like an only child problem. Parents were probably too busy getting high and being racist in the basement to properly drown Tarl when he was a kid. Shame that.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

One of his earliest videos he mentioned that Stolas came to him when he was young.

Stolas seems like a weird thing to call your bad-touch uncle, but whatever.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Cow farts incoming. Sounding shitfaced and doing "bantz" again today. His dutiful time stamps guy also logged his piss break.