Super Bowl 59

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Which Team Are You Rooting For?

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Ladies and gentlemen, you know what time it is. It's SUPER BOWL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! You may be wondering what you need to know, so I have you covered.

IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONS THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
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Led by former Eagles head coach Andy "Walrus" Reid, the Chiefs are both hated and loved for their associations with pop star Taylor Swift and her romance with player Travis Kelce, along with their quarterback Patrick "Kermit" Mahomes being considered a future Hall of Fame quarterback. Despite their success, the Chiefs are hated both for winning and for the perceived favoritism the referees and NFL have shown to the Chiefs.

IN THE BLUE CORNER WE HAVE THE CHALLENGER THE PHILADELPHA EAGLES
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The Philadelphia Eagles, led by Nick Sirianni, former Kansas City Chiefs assistant coach and Italian guy, the Philadelphia Eagles are hated for their obnoxious fans, with one fan climbing on top of a light post in celebration only for him to fall to his death. Besides that, the Eagles and Chiefs previously faced each other in the Super Bowl, and many people are unhappy about this fact. Also, the closest thing to a pop star Philadelphia has rooting for them that I'm aware of is comedian Kevin Hart and canceled YouTuber EDP445.

FAQ
where can I watch the game?
Fubo TV and I think Fox Sports offer a free broadcast of the Super Bowl. If you are too lazy to sign up for that, Grandma or Grandpa probably has a TV you can watch it on.
why do you care about the superbowl?
because sportsball is good!!!!! I love my bread and circuses, dumb nihilist conspiracy tard.
who's playing the halftime show?
Famous rapper and songwriter Kendrick Lamar is performing for the halftime show. Drake fans are on suicide watch.

SO WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR COMMENT DOWN BELOW
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Eagles are by far the lesser of two evils, dickheads though they may be. A Mahomes threepeat would be absolutely unbearable. Having Mahomes talked about with Brady and Montana and Reid talked about with Lombardi and Belichick is completely undeserved.

The Patriots always wowed me as a great team, even when I rooted against them. The amount of help and last second bullshit the Chiefs pull off is infuriating. Objectively, I have a very hard time saying they're the best team in football.

Having a horseshoe up your ass and the refs putting their thumbs on the scale for you because the NFL likes your storylines doesn't do much to wow me. Fuck them. Sick of seeing them in every commercial, too.
 
I'm really struggling to see any difference between the coaches. Are they the same person or do all coaches look like this? Is this what autistic face blindness feels like?
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I want the Eagles to win because I wanna see how big the shitshow gets to be after.
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Yeah the game is basically a formality the real entertainment will be the aftershow in Philly. If they lose cars will be flipped, roads swarmed Mass hysteriathe and city will burn, if they win basically the same thing but people will be smiling and hooting more. I hope it gets so bad the army gets called.
 
Cat tit bingo said:
Yeah the game is basically a formality the real entertainment will be the aftershow in Philly. If they lose cars will be flipped, roads swarmed Mass hysteriathe and city will burn, if they win basically the same thing but people will be smiling and hooting more. I hope it gets so bad the army gets called.
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That's like half the fun of the eagles winning
 
Want to know who really wins? The marketers. The only way this Super Bowl is interesting is merely the history between the two teams and the potential prevention or ascension of a three-peat for one team. So that means that people will care 10% about the game itself, while 40% will be on the half time show and the 50% will be on the commercials. Because one of society's biggest hypocrisy events is how they bitch 364 days in the year about commercials. But take one single solitary day to praise them and then they wonder why commercials will never, ever go away.
 
I've got an antenna on my roof and a tv tuner, so I'll be streaming it tonight on twitch.

If I got banned for copyright infringement, I've got a hinky backup server that I hacked together here.

Edit: Also rooting for Kansas City because Philadelphia smells funny IRL.
 
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