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What the fuck's up with his upper body? It genuinely looks like someone shoved a pillow in there.New
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I like the appeal of close combat over ranged combat.
Both require skill and reaction, but I always loved the feel of close combat over shooting someone at range with a airsoft gun.
But it's not just swords I like however, maces, spears, clubs, combat knives are just as cool.
IDK why autists like katanas tho, cuz katanas aren't really duel weapons, they were meant for fast strikes and kills, only dueling with another katana or similar sword.
Both require skill and reaction, but I always loved the feel of close combat over shooting someone at range with a airsoft gun.
But it's not just swords I like however, maces, spears, clubs, combat knives are just as cool.
IDK why autists like katanas tho, cuz katanas aren't really duel weapons, they were meant for fast strikes and kills, only dueling with another katana or similar sword.
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Looks to me like it's a "fat neckbeard/brony" Halloween costume.
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For the second one: his stance says weeabo. His gait says Charlie Chaplain. His all of him suggests this isn't even the most embarrassing photo he preserved.
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Haha I'll strap levers to my forearms! My wrists will never break when they hit something. My plan is genius. *swoon*
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Why are none of these people a normal weight? Why is there no middle ground between giant lardass and hungry skeleton?
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Because they are compensating for not being able to be competent martial artists. Those that can do them are busy off doing them.
These are martial autists. Bright distinction.
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Bad eating habits + shitty genetics (and parents), and lack of giving a fuck about your hygiene and body (no exercise whatsoever) means there is no "middle ground" for these guys.
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To be fair, the third guy (with the medieval European sword in the field) looks like his BMI is more or less in the normal range. Doesn't stop him from looking totally autistic, though.
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His "I love Marijuana" knife
He points out a samurai sword and says it's "very long, like my penis"
He tries to show everyone his scorpion and takes an arduous amount of time to do so
His motive to watch until the end is to tell you to subscribe.
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That cake doesn't stand a fucking chance.
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This clip from venture bros. sums up my thoughts on sword guys pretty well
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It has, but I think it bears repeating. There's been some powerleveling since the last time.
To be fair, the third guy (with the medieval European sword in the field) looks like his BMI is more or less in the normal range. Doesn't stop him from looking totally autistic, though.
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Reminds me of The Postal Dude to be honest...
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It is kind of ironic they invest so much time and money into acquiring and mastering every type of imaginable blade, but they have yet to master the simple shaving razor.