Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Hypercop said:
I've noticed a lot of you fucks in here are the same. Suspiciously whenever you speak positively about any game nobody likes or responds.
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The horrible truth is (mostly) everyone here is poor, don't have a good PC, and are just bad at video games. Hence, the mobile gachas and streamers get more positive attention than anything else. Maybe some indies too if they can run on a scrapbook from 2005 (deltarune).
 
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Hypercop said:
I've noticed a lot of you fucks in here are the same. Suspiciously whenever you speak positively about any game nobody likes or responds.
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Could you provide with examples of games that people generally dislike or don't respond to?
Ivan Daniloff said:
Futaman at least twice has said he wonders when people will realize that Moldman is Futaman’s brother
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Futaman always try to sell off this attitude that everything is fine and dandy. Back when he got doxxed, he tried to play it off as a fake one. When in reality, it was the real deal.
His reactions to people trolling him and shit? Also tries to play it off cool and unbothered.
Thing with his bro? Same thing. You just wait and see.
Rest assured that he is always seething and insecure.
 
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There are good games coming, he just avoids them on purpose because living to spite his chat is his thing for a while now. He plays the most dogshit games that come out ofc, then complains about how he is burned out on video games.

Btw, he just blocked Kirsche on discord, because he was raging that she is either replying slowly, or talks about shit HE doesn't care about. Man, this petulant child behavior is really gruesome to witness, that faggot will never ever ever ever be able to survive what it takes to court a woman in real life. I am still cringing with 2nd hand embarrassment.
 
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PunishedNoodle said:
Then why in the fuck is he friends with her lmao. What does he want out of it? This motherfucker is so lonely thinking about her for the millionth time while she's probably living her best life.
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Quote on quote "its not a transactional friendship for me" followed by "what am i getting out of this?"
Yeah, totally does not sounds transactional LUL. What severe social isolation does to a motherfucker.
 
It's likely that the only reason Kirsche was pretending to be friendly with him in the first place was because after her first encounters with the negative and needy black hole that is Synth she quickly recognized what a potentially dangerous and even psycho situation that connection could devolve into so she attempted to placate him with occasional conversation and attention to keep it under control instead of just cutting off all contact immediately. This strategy is never a good idea, especially for women. If what rats says is true then I am honestly surprised that she didn't block him first, maybe she felt pity for him (bad idea) or is just extra patient. Either way I'd say it's definitely for the best for both of them.
 
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biggestofrats said:
Btw, he just blocked Kirsche on discord, because he was raging that she is either replying slowly, or talks about shit HE doesn't care about. Man, this petulant child behavior is really gruesome to witness
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He also said he was unironically enjoying Blue Archive, lol. It's insane how quickly Synth switches up his opinion on shit. One minute he's claiming he's not expecting anything from Kirsche, then the next he's typing the most low t, soyboy beta shit in her chat and acting like a clingy girlfriend. Synth is actually Dunning-Kruger asf It's hard to believe this guy was in a gifted program like he claims

Chatter: "A woman won't fix your life either"

Synthetic Man Responds: " Erm... If the only thing missing in your life is a woman... How would that not fix it??????? Hurr durr, Go ahead Normie figure that one out!"

The notion that the only thing missing in his life is a woman. Is such a ludicrously braindead and presumptuous view. This dumbass actually believes that once a woman magically materializes into his life, all his personal insecurities, career dissatisfactions, or any of his underlying emotional baggage will simply vanish into thin air.
 
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Jurgen Haabermaster said:
It's likely that the only reason Kirsche was pretending to be friendly with him in the first place was because after her first encounters with the negative and needy black hole that is Synth she quickly recognized what a potentially dangerous and even psycho situation that connection could devolve into so she attempted to placate him with occasional conversation and attention to keep it under control instead of just cutting off all contact immediately. This strategy is never a good idea, especially for women. If what rats says is true then I am honestly surprised that she didn't block him first, maybe she felt pity for him (bad idea) or is just extra patient. Either way I'd say it's definitely for the best for both of them.
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nigger, he's some rando on the internet
she was never in danger of anything
they're both utterly retarded for this
Where's Wally? said:
He also said he was unironically enjoying Blue Archive, lol. It's insane how quickly Synth switches up his opinion on shit. One minute he's claiming he's not expecting anything from Kirsche, then the next he's typing the most low t, soyboy beta shit in her chat and acting like a clingy girlfriend. Synth is actually Dunning-Kruger asf It's hard to believe this guy was in a gifted program like he claims

Chatter: "A woman won't fix your life either"

Synthetic Man Responds: " Erm... If the only thing missing in your life is a woman... How would that not fix it??????? Hurr durr, Go ahead Normie figure that one out!"

The notion that the only thing missing in his life is a woman. Is such a ludicrously braindead and presumptuous view. This dumbass actually believes that once a woman magically materializes into his life, all his personal insecurities, career dissatisfactions, or any of his underlying emotional baggage will simply vanish into thin air.
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he caves in at the slightest bit of female attention
looks like he has something in common with supreme feeder afterall
 
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Where's Wally? said:
The notion that the only thing missing in his life is a woman. Is such a ludicrously braindead and presumptuous view. This dumbass actually believes that once a woman magically materializes into his life, all his personal insecurities, career dissatisfactions, or any of his underlying emotional baggage will simply vanish into thin air.
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He admitted in the latest stream that he hasn't asked a girl out since middle school. What are we even talking about here? This guy is emotionally stunted. I actually want him to get a girl, so he realizes what a retard he was for ever thinking that that would fix a damn thing about himself.

Moreover, he said that he wants to get away from his mother because of all the nagging she does. Boy is he in for a surprise if he ever starts living with a woman.
 
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I miss when this thread was about Synth vs Critical Drinker and actually discussing and debating the points he makes in video reviews. Now, it's just bringing xyz associated far right youtuber and how they relate/are better than Synth or roasting his personal flaws which is already done on his lolcow thread.
 
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