Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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Uity69 said:
Sphere Hunter is hitting that tranny wall now days. He doesn't age as fast probably he doesn't have as much sex as a pornstar. Many people might not know this, but he had porn shoot with Christian XXX (who has AIDS). So sphere hunter likely is HIV positive. The recent vids of SH has more sagging face even with all the make up, his voice definitely shows more deteriorate. It would be funny to see if Capcom would drop him if he is no longer an "attractive" troon gamer girl.

Here is the full Sue Lightning lore: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/porn-and-porncows.14727/post-5332513

Only thing I can't find was Sue's last stream of him crying and jacking off, it would be a funny lore for the synthcel community.
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Having sex with Anthony Cumia should be a bad omen on par with getting an authentic Sonichu medallion.
 
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Imperial Citizen said:
I feel like that you could lobby that same criticism at Synthetic Man. Just saying that the Jews are behind gaming going to shit. So based and edgy.

Is Synthetic Man going to go to the next level? Deep dive into the companies and people responsible for all this shit and try to drive them out of the industry? Or is he just going to repeat that it’s the Jews putting niggers and women in video games again?
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nigger he's a gamer NEET who goons to futanari porn 24/7 first and foremost, lol.

You're leaning into this e-daddy worship thing where he's this next Fuhrer who'll be the true and honest savior of all things 'Based' when in reality he's just a guy who focuses on one thing, vidya and thus creates content based on that topic.

It doesn't help he's on the blackpilled camp either so it's not like he's particularly motivated to 'drive them out of the industry' because to him; what's the point? His current modus operandi is just to make content and said content informs people while also baiting normies into covering him so he gets more exposure, simple as'.

It's like Sam Hyde; like, he's just a guy who makes comedy who happens to also voice some pretty good opinions (for the most part). It's not that deep. I don't see how Fishtank or WP Season 2 is going to destroy Israeli control of the government but y'know it's entertainment.
 
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Tri-TachyonRepresentative said:
This a shitpost or is this something that allegedly happened? I'm retarded sorry.
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It's just something that lines up and has been theorized in some groups. Eyepatch, Pat, and Suzie were all hanging out at some point. Then both he and Pat mention unspecified doctor issues and tests, then there's some mysterious falling out between Eyepatch and Pat that neither will talk about. EP in particular is known for having weird bi thoughts and Pat is a known sex freak w/ a wife who also probably fucks people on the side.

Something strange happened. The theory is that Suzi gave them Aids or a scare at the very least. Very fitting.
 
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Uity69 said:
Only thing I can't find was Sue's last stream of him crying and jacking off, it would be a funny lore for the synthcel community.
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Pretty sure that's a lost video or he had it scrubbed. Apparently it is very funny so maybe someone can track it down.
 
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Caligura said:
nigger he's a gamer NEET who goons to futanari porn 24/7 first and foremost, lol.

You're leaning into this e-daddy worship thing where he's this next Fuhrer who'll be the true and honest savior of all things 'Based' when in reality he's just a guy who focuses on one thing, vidya and thus creates content based on that topic.
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I agree. I find the people that say he’s better than others of his ilk just because he references (((them))) to be retarded sycophants. In fact, I would argue that guys like Mauler and Critical Drinker have influence on changing the media landscape despite being declared “controlled opposition” because they can get a larger fanbase and control the conversation so to speak.
 
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Deus Exica said:
Pat is a known sex freak w/ a wife who also probably fucks people on the side.
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Well shit, I did not know that. Is Woolie the only sane one or is he just as bad?
Deus Exica said:
Something strange happened. The theory is that Suzi gave them Aids or a scare at the very least. Very fitting.
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Would certainly be funny, degens getting illnesses is never an if, it's always a when.
 
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Found in funny pictures thread:
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Get Synth on the case.
 
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foreman 89 said:
Here is the video - https://youtu.be/ix5Up37_X2Q?si=wHWMfPm6Aexzgsv8

What are your thoughts on the points Tom raised?
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My thoughts on Turkey "her prostate" Tom's points is that I've already had his channel blocked with BlockTube and I recommend the extensions to others.

He's the definition of a grifter and as of recent times his ego got so big that he's trying to be some father figure to the retarded, terminally-online zoomers. All he does is make slop videos people listen to in background and forget about the next day. None of his opinions matter and he should just fuck off.
 
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
My thoughts on Turkey "her prostate" Tom's points is that I've already had his channel blocked with BlockTube and I recommend the extensions to others.

He's the definition of a grifter and as of recent times his ego got so big that he's trying to be some father figure to the retarded, terminally-online zoomers. All he does is make slop videos people listen to in background and forget about the next day. None of his opinions matter and he should just fuck off.
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He has sucked for several years now. I stop watching him after his grift on Destiny arc.I also heavily doubt he has stop saying edgy nigger shit in private.
 
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
My thoughts on Turkey "her prostate" Tom's points is that I've already had his channel blocked with BlockTube and I recommend the extensions to others.

He's the definition of a grifter and as of recent times his ego got so big that he's trying to be some father figure to the retarded, terminally-online zoomers. All he does is make slop videos people listen to in background and forget about the next day. None of his opinions matter and he should just fuck off.
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I agree, the points he raised are based on the zeitgeist of people who react at Xitter ragebait, not based on criticisms of SyntheticMan where may he have been a lolcow or anything really nuanced (like people have noted on this thread). I guess it's on his 'TomDark' channel, but it feels like some factory manufactured speech (barely an opinion; only because I guess it comes from his mouth).

A side question for people who follow him, does he write and research his own videos?
 
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Yellow Rose Of Texas said:
So it seems like Turkey Tom has also start to target synth,cant find the original video but synth has post about it in his youtube post.
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Oh hey, Cheeseknife got recognition. Wonder if he'll come back to the farms or if he's too much of a sperg. Turkey Tom is just another "safe edgy" grifter who has no self-awareness and can't cover his tracks properly, I think this comment sums it up well:
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Deus Exica said:
The Drinker Sphere and fandom menace are the other side of the coin who clearly operate as a controlled opposition brigade to give Chuds an outlet while simultaneously keeping anybody who is a bit too extreme from breaking in.
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Add TT to that list except for commentators.
Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Turkey "her prostate" Tom
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Lol what?
 
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Hiphopopotamus said:
Turkey Tom is a typical retard "youtube as a job" that can't call trannies out as the men they are, so in some video he unironically says "her prostate" about some tranny.
So he's Turkey "her prostate" Tom.
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This isn't the first time I've read "prostate" and "tranny" in the same sentence, first time was a joke Bunjeee made.
 
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