Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread - Might have an account here

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I never liked Devin and I'll never like him. If this is the way Synth's channel truly dies then so be it I guess I've already quit watching him, but Devin will never be a suitable replacement.

Yeah, Trump is losing support over this Epstein thing. As he should..
Yes, and now all that'll happen is we'll get another liberal in office again and go further down our cultural doom spiral.
 
We saw with the Kirsche nontroversy that his core audience doesn't want him to get better mentally.
Yeah no shit. Why would lolcow's viewers want a lolcow to get better mentally, when lolcow's entire appeal is in them being fucked up in the head and acting on it? Are there retards around who think that audiences of synth, chantal, bossman, DSP, Ralph et all genuinely want them to get rid of their worst traits?
 
Devin released a video about Donkey Kong Bananza:
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Actual baby game, it looks fun and okay but it's just, braindead gameplay, Nintendo is truly telling their fans ''you're retarded and im making a game so retards like you in this era can understand it, got it retards? ''
 
that one moment where debin said the most emotional pain he felt was when he saw his dad cry over how sick the mold made him has been on my mind

damn
Do you think he lies awake at night knowing that the son that will have to carry on the legacy if/when Debin dies is a socially retarded loser that asked him if he likes women with penises to a 1000+ people online?
 
Is Devin's new vid a bit? He seemed excited over it, even for parts that don't warrant such excitement. I don't like that tbh; This Sam Hyde kinda humor where if you're not in on the joke, you won't necessarily be able to tell if they're serious or not.

On the surface, this game looks kinda fun actually. Perfect for a CHILD(the intended audience).

I also love that a lot of old Synth fans have migrated to Frogmire's channel. They're all vocal about their dislike too lmao. Knowing synth, this will surely get under his skin over time.
 
Is Devin's new vid a bit? He seemed excited over it, even for parts that don't warrant such excitement. I don't like that tbh; This Sam Hyde kinda humor where if you're not in on the joke, you won't necessarily be able to tell if they're serious or not.

On the surface, this game looks kinda fun actually. Perfect for a CHILD(the intended audience).

I also love that a lot of old Synth fans have migrated to Frogmire's channel. They're all vocal about their dislike too lmao. Knowing synth, this will surely get under his skin over time.
He actually really likes it, at least for now, even Synth was talking about it in his Donkey Kong part 2/Breakers stream, which was before Debin made the video.
 
Speaking of Ubislop, have an ex-ubi dev playing defense for Mald. They said they're going to make an SKG video about how they're emotionally manipulating people as well. lol, lmao even

(preservetube)
Ex Ubi dev does angry review of Devins code review. I can't really tell if it's suposed to be satire or not. As he claims pirates coding is self documenting while in reality being the opposite.
 
On the surface, this game looks kinda fun actually. Perfect for a CHILD(the intended audience).
At this point I don’t really even care if a game is braindead. I just want a fun game and donkey kong delivers when it comes to the fun factor. It also doesn’t preach to me about how evil I am so that helps.

(Still not a 10/10 though like the shills claim)
 
He's not anymore cohesive than Ricardo so there is that, at least.
Ricardo and Egad have very different brands of incoherency.

Ricardo in his perpetual drunken state does his "omg random" non sequitur statements while Egad so clearly thinks of himself as an intellectual in the space and just throws up a whole word salad full of big words for the sake of using them to talk about the most trivial topics that only the most terminally online could care about while his discussion of bigger issues is considerably lacking.
 
I swear I've seen some other game or two have a mechanic for breaking the floor down and using the debris as throwable objects. DKB can't be the first, can it? The burrowing underground is cool though.
 
I hate to double post but I just have to put this out..


My reaction:
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The problem with Debin is that he lacks the same edginess. YouTube is complete shit but there are still other YouTubers like Latina Parfait who manage to be entertaining and stay platformed. If Debin can slip some edgy shit into his videos, I’m sure I’d be entertained. Other than that he does better in most aspects.
he was talking about the federal reserve in his kong review, so there is some spiciness to be found.
 
I hate to double post but I just have to put this out..
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My reaction:
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The fact that Synth chose to play and even continues to play the EXTREMELY loli-infested Blue Archive game instead of a not loli-infested game like NIKKE for example (which is like 99% grown anime women with big jiggly tits and asses from what I've seen) proves that he really is into loli, if all the crying emoji "loli enthusiast" chat tolerance wasn't enough proof already. And this hypocritical retard was shitting on NIKKE and those that play it. Absolutely shameful and disgusting.
 
The fact that Synth chose to play and even continues to play the EXTREMELY loli-infested Blue Archive game instead of a not loli-infested game like NIKKE for example (which is like 99% grown anime women with big jiggly tits and asses from what I've seen) proves that he really is into loli, if all the crying emoji "loli enthusiast" chat tolerance wasn't enough proof already. And this hypocritical retard was shitting on NIKKE and those that play it. Absolutely shameful and disgusting.
After the whole Null drama happened, he's been making references to lolibaiters in chat constantly every time the opportunity arises.
It's making his already nearly unwatchable streams worse for me personally.
Every time a "child" comes on screen he pauses, rewinds, then goes "here you go chat". His pandering is getting worse by the day
 
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