The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

Screw you guys, I’m with @Rozzy on this one, this realistic collie bullshit freaks me the hell out and I hate it.
Creepy as fuck. Sure the construction is better than most fur suits, but the way it forces the weirdo inside to move, this is what nightmares are made of.
 
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Browsin' The Dealer's Den with the boys and found some gems:

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I've long wondered, how would a snake fursuit work?
This one looks like it's taken a beating:
This one is much better, but it's a little hard to identify as a snake:
The long neck makes this one more obviously a snake:
But few things can match the majesty of this AliExpress costume:
 
Anyone here remember the full-body MLP Applejack fursuit? As a refresher:
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Hard to believe these videos are now ten years old. Seriously though, back in the day, you couldn't have a proper cringe thread without at least one photo or video of this suit.
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Anyways, I just recently made aware that not only is the suit surprisingly still in the hands of the original owner 10+ years later, but it's actually been recently refurbished.
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Don't get me wrong, it's still as autistic-looking as ever. But there's honestly something heartwarming about this piece of cringe history looking as intact as it did a full decade later.
 
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It's been far too long since we've seen a bump to this thread (as a good furmonger I MUST fix this!)

With that said, let me assure you that bsky.app is a potential GOLDMINE
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Source / How the fuck do I archive such a lovely walled garden?

More to come as I find them, but in the meantime enjoy this funny fursuit-related out of context picture from the wonderful walled garden:
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Anyone here remember the full-body MLP Applejack fursuit? As a refresher:
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Hard to believe these videos are now ten years old. Seriously though, back in the day, you couldn't have a proper cringe thread without at least one photo or video of this suit.
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Anyways, I just recently made aware that not only is the suit surprisingly still in the hands of the original owner 10+ years later, but it's actually been recently refurbished.
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Don't get me wrong, it's still as autistic-looking as ever. But there's honestly something heartwarming about this piece of cringe history looking as intact as it did a full decade later.
i can HEAR this thing screaming in agony
 
Anyone here remember the full-body MLP Applejack fursuit? As a refresher:
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Hard to believe these videos are now ten years old. Seriously though, back in the day, you couldn't have a proper cringe thread without at least one photo or video of this suit.
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Anyways, I just recently made aware that not only is the suit surprisingly still in the hands of the original owner 10+ years later, but it's actually been recently refurbished.
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Don't get me wrong, it's still as autistic-looking as ever. But there's honestly something heartwarming about this piece of cringe history looking as intact as it did a full decade later.
I'm sad you mentioned one of the blatant shitpost suits and didn't bring up The Burdened:

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what IS this obsession certain people have with the ikea toy shark? i mean, as neat as the shark is, this gets to downright cultist degrees
I think part of it is that its name is kind of weird but more pronounceable and easier to spell than Djungelskog or Jättestor. Apart from that, just autistic people hyperfixating on something because "le epic random meme".
 
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