The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Mao Hao Hao]

Spoiler: five nights at the gym

Honestly not as bad as some suits but the uncanny vally gets me
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I never trust suits that are wearing clothing around the waist area. It could just be 'traditional' African cloth in theme with the hyena, or it could be a penis hole hider. Most likely the latter...

 

[Reynard]

I never trust suits that are wearing clothing around the waist area. It could just be 'traditional' African cloth in theme with the hyena, or it could be a penis hole hider. Most likely the latter...

I’d usually assume that it’s just the African thing you said because a loincloth is shit for covering yourself when wearing nothing else, but this is a furry we’re talking about. Anything could be possible.

 

[Stockholmie]

I think they actually paid for a professional to take that first one...

 

[Poto]

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I think they actually paid for a professional to take that first one...

It's either paid a pro, or they went to a con where pros take pictures. Most con have photo boots for fursuiters to take pics of themselves.
Speaking of which, this week-end, there is two cons happening: Furnal equinox and Fur the more! Which means more pics for possible horrendous suit!

 

[MysticMisty]

It's strange because the fur looks nicer in these photos.

No it's not. It looks better because it's not dirty and unbrushed. And the owner hadn't titfucked it yet.

 

[wow magic]

No it's not. It looks better because it's not dirty and unbrushed. And the owner hadn't titfucked it yet.

I already have an unsettling image of what it'll look like after it deals with all of that.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Bats.

Spoiler: The eyes are crushed?

Spoiler: What

Spoiler: A feeling of dread washed over me

Spoiler: I'm not sure what I'm looking at

Spoiler: Cheese that's been left on the counter for too long

Spoiler: Gremlin

Spoiler: Kid diddler vibes

Spoiler: Downy the Bat

Spoiler: Even it's sad

 

[wow magic]

Spoiler: Downy the Bat

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Out of all the other bat suits, this one is - I can't believe I'm admitting it - decent, it's apparently just only the ears and maybe the eyes that feels off.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Wearing murrsuits around kids is so damn fucking wrong, don't do that shit.

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Looking through thread randomly again and noticed there is other suits in top left corner murrsuits Ricotiger and Skywerewolf. Also HIV and convicted for child porn. Wonder what else in uncropped picture? At least 2 other suiters in pic might be murrsuits also

 

[AlphaKenny1]

Prolific but easily iltempered furry in my local community listed the dog with a starting price of $1000. No one was bidding or wanting to buy it, a few days later she posted this and deleted all posts relating to them being for sale

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Prolific but easily iltempered furry in my local community listed the dog with a starting price of $1000. No one was bidding or wanting to buy it, a few days later she posted this and deleted all posts relating to them being for sale

It's almost as if it takes time and marketing skills to get customers. ?

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Prolific but easily iltempered furry in my local community listed the dog with a starting price of $1000. No one was bidding or wanting to buy it, a few days later she posted this and deleted all posts relating to them being for sale

No wonder they weren't selling. A lot of the more popular makers have partials for a few hundred less than $1,000.

Anyway, content.

Spoiler: flat

Spoiler: Downward fur

Spoiler: "complete"

Spoiler: The eyes are migrating

Spoiler: I have a mouth and I must scream

Spoiler: Sly Cooper on meth

Spoiler: What is it though?

 

[wow magic]

Good lord, the fifth one is more horrifying than all the other fursuits combined.

 

[Plaguemine]

Spoiler: 3D vision and long mouth

Spoiler: Kangaroo???

Spoiler: This time with MOAR eyes

Userpage of SparkleKreations -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!

www.furaffinity.net

Actually just anything in their FA is good for a chuckle. Nothing horror level just a good laugh

Spoiler: AH too bright!

Spoiler: Needs moar piercings

Spoiler: Head to leg ratio is off

Spoiler: Missing orange in that rainbow

Spoiler: Everything is huge

Spoiler: Pallet cleaners

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/pickledlemur/ another one with just a bunch of ugly but not horrifying

Spoiler: Edit, Super everything...

 

[Coelacanth]

Spoiler: The eyes are migrating

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Spoiler: I have a mouth and I must scream

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Not gonna lie these two could make really great reaction pic images.

Spoiler: Pallet cleaners

Is that a kirin? If so that's pretty cool! I don't see very many well-made kirin suits so this was a nice surprise for me!

 

[ScrapBuyer]

I honestly kind of love this one

 

[camopattern]

Spoiler: Needs moar piercings

This one just annoys me because the work is so clean and the airbrushing is great but they've obviously just shoved some extra foam onto a canine head muzzle and called it a cat. It makes the eyes positioned stupidly and the whole thing is so proportioned wrong.

 

[Yuusha-sama]

Guten Tag.
I normally don't lurk in Animal Control, so I don't know if this the right place.
But I found this after checking if someone posted on German Twitter about KF.
He somewhat defended Kero the Wolf in a German Twitter thread.
So I looked at his profile:
German fetish furfag:

Spoiler

I will only post a pic of this individual I don't want that someone who might lurk notify him or he's searching himself and goes into DFE mode.
I archived his tweets.
I haven't done a background check for furaffinity or whatsoever. (dont know where furries have their hotspots)
If this isn't the right place to post it, please direct me to right one.
If interested, I will post more.

 

[Poto]

Guten Tag.
I normally don't lurk in Animal Control, so I don't know if this the right place.
But I found this after checking if someone posted on German Twitter about KF.
He somewhat defended Kero the Wolf in a German Twitter thread.
So I looked at his profile:
German fetish furfag:

Spoiler

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I will only post a pic of this individual I don't want that someone who might lurk notify him or he's searching himself and goes into DFE mode.
I archived his tweets.
I haven't done a background check for furaffinity or whatsoever. (dont know where furries have their hotspots)
If this isn't the right place to post it, please direct me to right one.
If interested, I will post more.

Personally I'd put them rather in furry general myself, but I can understand the confusion between pups and "normal" fursuits.

I can't quite understand why pups try to get in the fandom and act as if they were the same. I know that furry can be degenerates themselves, but I know that they would still consider the pups gear anything BUT a fursuit.

In any case, a kero defender, huh? I'm sure we could find some spicier stuff if we look right, so if you want, you can always put the archives in General drama, as I mentioned.

Welcome to hell, pal.

 

[beta derg]

i feel this belongs here