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Toji Suzuhara said:
@Princess Rescuer Seven years. You had seven fucking years to change your name on here to something different. I swear that some people must want to get 411'd, there's no other explanation
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As someone who's been fucked over in a similar manner in the past (thankfully not on here, some obscure forum), I think the reason people do this shit is because they want to establish an "identity", like they're a brand or some e-celeb in the making. It's a really childish idea and almost always backfires, like we see here. Very poorly thought out, seems like these people never think beyond the present. At least that's how it was with me.

Edit: and I just decided to look up my KF username in quotes, apparently a 61 yo man in Florida has it as a Yahoo email address. Cool!
 
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polaris_VII said:
As someone who's been fucked over in a similar manner in the past (thankfully not on here, some obscure forum), I think the reason people do this shit is because they want to establish an "identity", like they're a brand or some e-celeb in the making. It's a really childish idea and almost always backfires, like we see here. Very poorly thought out, seems like these people never think beyond the present. At least that's how it was with me.
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Imagine trying to establish an identity as a gooner who likes speedrunning for the entirety of your adult life and failing
 
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polaris_VII said:
As someone who's been fucked over in a similar manner in the past (thankfully not on here, some obscure forum), I think the reason people do this shit is because they want to establish an "identity", like they're a brand or some e-celeb in the making. It's a really childish idea and almost always backfires, like we see here. Very poorly thought out, seems like these people never think beyond the present. At least that's how it was with me.

Edit: and I just decided to look up my KF username in quotes, apparently a 61 yo man in Florida has it as a Yahoo email address. Cool!
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There is a porn star who named herself after Xev from Lexx. That's all I know about my username lol
 
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Toji Suzuhara said:
Imagine trying to establish an identity as a gooner who likes speedrunning for the entirety of your adult life and failing
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It would've worked if he picked a game that was actually popular, like SM64, celeste, Minecraft, but instead he picked World Court Tennis. Who the fuck even knows about World Court Tennis???
 
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Forgot to add this, but he apparently finds women peeing relaxing.
Screenshot 2025-04-15 at 00-44-20 Virtual Turbo Princess Rescuer Cubed on X @MelonieMac Unpop...webp(A)
 
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Xev said:
There is a porn star who named herself after Xev from Lexx. That's all I know about my username lol
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I'm very smart/lucky, I picked a username so obscure and Chris-Chan specific no one else on the wider Interbutts is using it anywhere else.

(Yet. I probably just hexed myself.)
 
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Forgot to add this, but he apparently finds women peeing relaxing.
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Just goes to show that there is no randomness in people who lapse in judgement with their usernames here. Almost every single one turns out to be a complete retard.

At least if I ever get doxed, I can confidently say that there won't be any posts of mine randomly blurting out my fetishes to some e celeb on a public platform to find.
 
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Haven't even fully caught up yet but in the light of the 4chan haxxing I knew some rapefugees would inevitably get caught in this thread's net. I feel a little :optimistic: for presuming that particular userbase would have a bit more opsec.

EDIT: Now caught up. Considering the dubiousness of some of these phonebooks my optimism in the userbase is restored. :)
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Niggas are WEIRD. (A)
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@Princess Rescuer Jesus fucking Christ. Why?

polaris_VII said:
As someone who's been fucked over in a similar manner in the past (thankfully not on here, some obscure forum), I think the reason people do this shit is because they want to establish an "identity", like they're a brand or some e-celeb in the making. It's a really childish idea and almost always backfires, like we see here. Very poorly thought out, seems like these people never think beyond the present. At least that's how it was with me.

Edit: and I just decided to look up my KF username in quotes, apparently a 61 yo man in Florida has it as a Yahoo email address. Cool!
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Mine brings up a music video of the said group.
 
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