The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Ser Prize]

My username is an incredibly basic pun. I'm kind of surprised it didn't exist already.

I'm probably safe, in any case.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Uncle Warren, which furfag was the one that pushed you over the boundary and drove you to create this thread?

I would almost consider thanking them for this treasure trove in the making.

 

[Grub]

Anyone else remember when @Dysnomia was a janny then owner of 8chan's /b/?

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Flashback to when I dug up some tranny's degenerate porn just by googling his username.

Lmao. Thanks for signing up at the farms to defend an exceptional 41-percenter with the same name you use in porn and fetish sites, you fucking coomer tranny.

All NSFW:

https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/muskyyeen (https://archive.fo/m8KUA)
https://www.pornhub.com/users/muskyyeen (https://archive.fo/cQCBh) - Hometown: Ferndale, City: Detroit, Gender: Trans Woman. Color me fucking shocked.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/index?tags=fav:muskyyeen (https://archive.fo/Hw0Nn) He likes pony porn lol.

Ask him about his anime toys: https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/muskyyeen (https://archive.fo/DXOTj)

Also he's a redditor, ewww: https://www.reddit.com/user/muskyyeen/ (https://archive.fo/15vWT)

You degenerate troon, kys.

 

[Coleslaw]

Anyone else remember when @Dysnomia was a janny then owner of 8chan's /b/?
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Wait the same guy from back then? Good times...

 

[Stasi]

@Drain Todger is cool now though.

Thinking that swapping the first two letters of your off site username is enough to hide your identity is still pretty funny tho.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

@marlintan

https://youtube.com/user/kwheezy2000

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Nobody knows I'm actually RZA

 

[discombobulate]

We had the diabetes-foot girl a while back trying to get KF after a target. Here's her dox. She sent feet pics to Null so he would delete her dox.

 

[Ebony Way]

A thread like this would not be complete without the classic tale of user SunglowPaladin.

If I may add to this with a little PSA on online security?

1. If you come from tumblr and pretty much stick to one thread, you should be aware that the culture here is vastly unlike the culture of the rest of the site, and if people you don't recognise pop in to call you faggots, you should be wary of them.

2. You should be especially careful of negatively rating them and showing them just how buttflustered you are.

3. Especially if you didn't take @Null 's extremely prominent advice regarding not using the same username as you use everywhere else.

4. Especially if 'everywhere else' leads back to your facebook and real name, and your real name throws up hits on white pages.

5. Especially if you're a weird fucking deviant who's into autistic cartoons and having gay sex with foxes.

6. Got that, everyone? Got that, Daniel?

SunglowPaladin's immediate response ("GOD DAMN IT") is as hilarious as it was unnecessary. Thankfully before it was deleted due to harassment concerns (because he was dumb enough to stand up and identify himself), it got quoted on the following page, so if you follow the highlight link you can still see exactly what happened.

The pre-deletion screenshot is infinitely funnier, but the thread I found it in is now in spergatory and all attachments there seem to be replaced by dancing skeleton gifs. #JustKiwiProblems I guess. Anyone got the screenshot?

Spoiler: ADDITIONAL INFO

For the newer users, a bit of forum lore. The Sunglow event horizon also resulted in notorious forum woman respecter @Dyn (aka Dynastia aka HG400) being not only allowed but encouraged by mods, to go on random doxing sprees of easy targets in the now-defunct tumblr forum, in an effort to encourage better cybersecurity habits among autistic women and gays.

 

[Kronk _]

My personal fav one, the one that actually made me attempt a thread.

Was simping a deranged troon, who technically has 2 threads.

Truly a magical experience

 

[Uncle Warren]

My personal fav one, the one that actually made me attempt a thread.

Was simping a deranged troon, who technically has 2 threads.

Truly a magical experience

Holy shit I completely forgot about that one.

 

[Contra Pozz]

I seriously hope you guys don't do this manually.

Spoiler: use these

WhatsMyName Web

GitHub - sherlock-project/sherlock: 🔎 Hunt down social media accounts by username across social networks

🔎 Hunt down social media accounts by username across social networks - GitHub - sherlock-project/sherlock: 🔎 Hunt down social media accounts by username across social networks

github.com

GitHub - torerobo/maigret: Collect a dossier on a person by username from a huge number of sites

Collect a dossier on a person by username from a huge number of sites - GitHub - torerobo/maigret: Collect a dossier on a person by username from a huge number of sites

github.com

 

[L50LasPak]

I found one a few weeks ago and archived all of his content when he linked to one of his own videos. He hasn't done anything yet though, does he still belong here? Is not a furry, but seems to have ambitions of being a Youtube skeptic.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

The @Chris Psychology adventure was also fun.

Tard ween decided to call the police to do a wellness check on Chris, made a YouTube video about it, and then came here to...I dunno get asspats? They got made fun of instead and then immediately got super defensive.

Unfortunately nobody thought to archive the video and it's gone forever but trust me, it was spergy as fuck.
Edit: See post below.

It was reuploaded, if the video in this post is what you're referring to.

I was still a lurker, focusing mostly on the CWC subforum, when I saw that happen in real-time. Man that was a blast. One of the events that lead me to get an account here.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I found one a few weeks ago and archived all of his content when he linked to one of his own videos. He hasn't done anything yet though, does he still belong here? Is not a furry, but seems to have ambitions of being a Youtube skeptic.

Personally I'd hold onto it. If they go sperg, you can post and enjoy the panic. If not, who cares.

 

[Dyn]

This one was fun because of how hard we roasted her over the next few pages.

 

[chihuahua cowboy]

@Susucatdog the fat retarded ex-Mormon mid 40s woman who came to dunk on Amberlynn and be aggressive on the farms but forgot her reddit username was the same as her farms username

The Susucat drama

Posted so much bullshit on reddit her general location was found out

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I use this nickname here and only here. Using the same nickname here as other places is just asking for trouble.

Same. That said, if you google "Marshal Mannerheim" you only really find stuff about the actual Marshal of Finland and not my KF account, but taking precautions against being doxed can't hurt.

 

[Meat Pickle]

@Kornula was your stereotypical A&H poster until he was exposed as Thomas Korn, a gay Trump-loving boomer from Alaska. Even the younger tards of the Internet would know not to put anything associated with your real name into your username.