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It's Korean bar snacks all the way down.
The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.
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Current Reddit account: http://archive.today/ZFEzsThis is @elite_club. He has his own subreddit to shill his twitch links. He has been trying to become a a successful twitch streamer for at least three years now. No one watches him as he plays GTAV every single night in some bizarre depressing routine.
You are looking at the average incel who comes to Kiwi Farms for his news articles. - penned by @Ripple
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What the hell else are glowies supposed to do, man? We can't claim that our violence-mongering baitposts and goofing off in A&H are "work-related activities" on our timesheets unless there's a paper trail for IT to audit.
Michael Janke
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out of touch glowies.
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Furries being so generally retarded encourages a lot of them, who suffer from similar levels of different brands of retardation, to try and prove that they're not like those other furries, and that they're one of the good ones. So they keep the same name thinking they'll appeal to everybody. If it was just about laughing at speds, and not having something to prove, then they'd be more open to staying anonymous.
That, or they just aren't paying attention for shit and don't realize how this place works, like the dude who posted about his insomnia
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Anyone with such ambitions better have a time machine.
My name brings up articles about hepititis E in goats. I have a confession to make. I am a hepatitis E virus in real life.
Scumhook
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Coleslaw
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Or a food
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I'm just an upstanding citizen of Monstropolis, nothing to look at here
Furx
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Because almost everyone in the fandom is already weird to begin with, the fandom is an unusually open place. When you're in that sort of environment a lot, you can forget that it doesn't extend outside of it. There's also the narrative that furries are constantly under attack, so many have instinctive need to defend themselves which is kinda hard to do if you're anonymous.
Me? I came here just to provide lols since I'm already talked about anyway. May as well join in on the laughing at myself.
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More like the Easy to Track Furries Thread.
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The Schitzo duck fucker was probably my favourite one so far.
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Googling my username will give you a lot of articles and photos about a very visually pleasing russian jet fighter.
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I was thinking about this as I rummaged through some of the threads here, particularly CoolBreeze88 and his insistence on roleplaying that dumb military furry commander character even as he got torn to shreds, had a bit of a smoke, and came up with the following:
It's because Furries are the poster boys for arrested development.
Maybe slight PL, but when I was a wee Spuntling I really liked the Transformers. I had what today you would call a self-insert OC - I can't even remember his name, but it was me as a Transformer. This transformer was the absolute coolest, he was struck by magic lightning that meant he could transform into FIVE different cool-ass vehicles, he could fly, he could teleport, his laser was the best laser, he was best buddies with Optimus Prime and led his own team of Transformers who were also way cool, (but not as cool as he was obviously) and they hung out on this awesome spaceship and the Autobots would call them and ask for help when they were in trouble and he once beat up Megatron AND Galvatron at the same time.
Swap out the Transformers for the Lion King and you have a fursona.
Thing is, about my gay little transformer fantasy self-insert:
1 - I was EIGHT
2 - I kept all this stuff to myself because even then I knew my friends would call me weird (even though half of them probably did the same thing).
After that I grew out of it, realised that when writing fiction you needed fallible heroes who could be in genuine danger or there wasn't any excitement to a story. I also realised that it was much better and more rewarding creatively to invent your own universe and the characters in it, then I realised that none of those characters needed to be "me" as that was basically a retarded power fantasy and I was confident enough in myself to not create a fantasy version of me who didn't have any of my flaws. Then I learned to write fiction properly because audiences want believable, relatable characters, not overpowered Mary Sues.
Furries are stuck at where I was when I was eight. They project their own insecurities onto fantasy versions of themselves that don't have their flaws. The presence of the internet has encouraged them to share their dumb self-inserts with each other and get told that their fursonas as awesome and cool and not immature and embarrassing. That means they don't grow up, they are still roleplaying their dumb power fantasy characters into their fucking forties and beyond, when otherwise they would realise it's stupid and grow out of it. And of course because they're in their teens and later, their sex lives get caught up in what would otherwise be childish fantasy and this is why Furries have such repulsive sex lives that they want to share with everyone. Their own sexual hangups and insecurities (as well as their fetishes) get absorbed into their OCs as well, which is why so many of them are hypersexualised.
Because these characters are born out of insecurity, they have to share them everywhere out of a need for validation. Furry culture (as well as other, similar internet subcultures like Sonic, SuperWhoLock, MLP and all the rest) creates a constant feedback loop of praise and validation. So much so that these people have become completely convinced not only that their character is the coolest, but that everyone else will think their character is the coolest too, even outside their hugbox. Even retarded 8-year-old me could figure out that my self-insert power fantasy character would only ever be cool to me and would be met with mockery by others. Furries miss this step because they see all these other tards sharing their dumb self-inserts and getting praise, so instead of keeping their dumb childish shit to themselves, they join the hugbox.
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On the topic of doxing, nobody is undoxable. You can and will be doxed if enough people want to do it badly enough. Making it hard to dox you will raise the bar for that, if you've done basic OpSec then casual doxers won't bother, but piss off enough people and the combined power of their autism will get to you eventually. Look at Metokur, everyone thought his OpSec was airtight, but enough people hated him enough that they found a flaw (I believe it was through his gf's Paypal).
The secret to not getting doxed is not to do things that make people want to dox you.
round robin
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At least post the link to his thread, you faggot. OP has a thread for doing the exact thing he made this thread about.
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Also smooth brains.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. We've reached peak irony.
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Give this thread some time.
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I see you rated my post Informative and then changed it to Agree.
Probably because you were too slow to realize that the quote in my post is the link. And now you're trying to act like you knew all along, calling me a faggot for not posting the direct link. As if you even knew his thread existed before you saw my post.
Taking information from another user's post and playing it off as your own, while simultaneously insulting them, makes you look rėtarded and you should be embarrassed.