I just remembered the saga of
@Tex15 from around this time last year, which was honestly some of the funniest sperging I personally witnessed. There are a few things you need to know about Tex:
-He's fat
-He's believed to be 12 or 13 and live in Brazil
-He's obsessed with the pokemon Scorbunny (an anthro rabbit), fat pokemon, trains, and Biden
-This post:
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It all started off around the time YouTuber Pyrocynical got accused of partaking in some weird fat fetish roleplay shit in late October 2020. Now admittedly, I didn't really read the thread too thoroughly, but I believe it ultimately ended with most people calling Pyro a fucking weirdo and leaving it at that since he wasn't doing anything THAT weird (by furry standards, at least). But this didn't stop Tex15 from registering for KF, writing
some incredibly autistic shit in the Pyro thread best summarized as "how DARE you to mock him for having a fat fetish" and briefly derailing the thread with how hard he was roasted for his stupid takes.
After getting a threadban, he then does
the exact same shit in the MovieBob thread and
The Quartering thread until he gets more threadbans. Tex then starts
sperging on his profile page, replying to everyone making fun of him with grade-school insults like "trump supporter"
Tex then decides that the only course of action from here (besides the obvious choice of just logging out) is to start this thread:
An open statement to Kiwifarms. Before reading any further on this post, I'm begging you; click on that link and read his OP, because nothing I could possibly write here would make this any fucking funnier than what he wrote there. The thread degenerated into shitposting and "lol go fuck dogs you fat furry" for 14 pages before a mod finally locked it. Tex responds by starting ANOTHER exceptional thread:
Remember: You're working for FREE and wasting your TIME Pt.2 which got pretty much the same reaction. He then sperges a little more
in the election 2020 thread before mods finally have enough and ban him.
What followed was a repeating cycle of Tex signing up again, writing up massive walls of text about how KF is dying and we stop need being mean to furries, then immediately getting banned again. Not that it wasn't incredibly obvious it was him; nearly every single sock referenced Scorbunny in some way and he felt compelled to spam Socrbunnies in his posts for some reason. There's a lot of these threads (so I might be missing one or two), so I'm just gonna post the ones I know about in chronological order:
11/11/20:
The Third Statement - KiwiFarms is OVER
11/15/20:
IN DEFENSE OF NIALL COMAS
11/15/20:
A thread about Chickens!
12/5/20:
more sperging in the Pyro thread
12/14/20:
KiwiFarms is DEAD - Losers
12/15/20:
Hellooooo againnnnnn! Isn't time for KiwiFarms to close?
12/15/20:
Christmas Party - Q&A
2/20/21:
This post in the Lou Gagliardi thread (his posts were wiped but the quotes are still visible)
3/24/21: Tex
writes an incredibly autistic letter to Null claiming he's going to get Mad at the Internet banned.
In summary:
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