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How’s he supposed to log it? He’s too busy gooning!
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i searched the name of the blog that @BLACKHAWK_Entropy is shilling and it turns up with a wordpress that has a similar URL and a sharty account with an edgy poem
the sharty account links to the same blogspot
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Yep, I’ve seen him in the Soyjak Party thread. Maybe also the foodist and torswats? All I remember is thinking he was retarded.
So @BLACKHAWK_Entropy , are you actually 12 and gay?
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There's also this Blogspot in addition to his Wordpress which seems to check out. If he is underaged then he'll likely get mercybanned.
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that was the blog i mentioned
he could be trying to hide his identity by making himself sound like an ESL
but other times he writes relatively normally
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This looks less like "easy to track username" and more like "desperate screams for attention".
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it looks more like a teenager who shouldn't know what blacked porn is or be talking to sharty pedophiles
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Back in late 2023, when I still used the sharty, I did hear about a tripfag named BLACKHAWK who used sharty/qa/ (basically a slightly less brimstone version of sharty/trash/) to spam images of Negev from Girls Frontline, and he was known in the sharty mainly for that back then. He also has a Soyjak Wiki entry that was written by him. I was surprised to see him on the 'farms, but I didn't want to derail any thread that he participated in with irrelevant details.
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arent there girls he could be dating
imagine being 15 and spending your time jerking off to anime
reads a lot like his schizoposts
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It'd be funny if Negev had the happy merchant's nose.
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Fuck this.
This was eight days after he joined. It really didn't take long.
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This isn't doxxing tho
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is it a dox if they just tell you the dox? talk about a paradox.
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Self-doxxing are for retards that are hungry as fuck for a dime of attention. So many niggers keep using the same username they should never even reusing because they never even read the rules or they do but they do not give a fuck anyways.
Especially fags that ask for a personal army, and failed because they want to see themselves as moral, and instead found out to be a sick fuck in just any time. What a coincidence.
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And God bless them for that.
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Does it count as a true doxing though? I mean if you dox yourself isn't that just being a retarded attention seeking faggot rather than a regular dox?
TheDarknessGrows
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I think I might reveal my info when I am old and dying. Talk about my life and share some of the funny shit I've collected over the years.
Assuming I make it to old age, which I'd like.
Assuming I make it to old age, which I'd like.
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Also assuming this place will be allowed to exist long-term.
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I do fear one day Josh will one day be assimilated into the Liz fong borg hivemind just like Picard. Hopefully we do not live to see that day.
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You have no idea how right you were.
After over a week of
@Betonhaus first came onto my radar back in late August, after I posted the accounts of fellow Farms user @MosileZ. Instead of participating in the fun like everyone else, he diverted a lot of attention to himself by essentially baiting people into doxing him. Below are examples of the kinds of posts he was making in this thread.
It doesn't take a genius to see why posting statements like this in a thread dedicated to doxing other users with poor OPSEC is a terrible idea. Not to be deterred by mere self-preservation, he persisted in this cocky attitude even when warned outside of the thread in his profile comments.
Truth be told, nothing would materialize until April 2nd of this year, nearly 9 months after the initial taunting. On this day, he would make a post in the Greer v. Moon thread that would open the door to a hilarious slew of information.
@Betonhaus mentions that he had taken to sharing vague details of the Greer v. Moon case on legal subreddits, but leaving out the identifying parts as to ensure honest and fair feedback. Truly a noble goal, I'm sure the advice he got will be instrumental in defeating Russell Greer. Oh, wait. This post was deleted by the moderators as it was made in r/LawSchool, a subreddit the rules explicitly state is NOT for legal advice. Oops.
Anyways, this got my attention. After doing a quick Google search for "MegaMenehune" on Reddit, I found the original post. (archive) @Betonhaus's strategy of cropping the OP out was not as bulletproof as he seems to have thought it was. Now that we have a Reddit account, (u/alsonotaglowie) let's do a little browsing.
From his Reddit account, we can determine both that he probably lives in Calgary, Canada, and that he's a pretty big fan of the toddler show Bluey. The latter point can actually be demonstrated from his posting here on the Kiwi Farms, where he's drawn the ire of many posters in the Random Pics and Gifs thread for posting clips of the show.
Now, while this is all pretty funny so far, it isn't quite "Easy to Track Username" territory, right? Well, that's what I thought... Until I was hit by what can only be described by divine inspiration. I opened up Google, and instead of looking for "alsonotaglowie", I searched for "notaglowie". What I found was both completely predictable and unexpected at the exact same time. First and foremost, an account on a site called FunnyJunk. The location is set to Canada, the past usernames section shows he's used both "Betonhaus" and "discountdankula" on the account, and it even has an AI-generated pug image as the avatar! He's also donated to the site, as evidenced by the donor-exclusive, specially chosen gay pride rainbow cowboy hat on his avatar!
I'll be honest; FunnyJunk has one of the most atrocious user interfaces I have ever seen on a modern website, and that's a low bar. It's no wonder they're going bankrupt and have to beg for donations to keep their servers afloat on literally every page. Fittingly, this means that to view user profiles on the site, you have to be logged in to an account that's at least a week old. This is where I was going to call it quits, post what I had, and let the community have him. But then, I remembered his gloating, and the smug comments about not being found yet despite his admissions to reusing the Betonhaus moniker on other sites. So, I bit the bullet and made a burner FunnyJunk account. A little over one week later, I was in... and let me just say, I'm very glad I decided to stick this one out as the results were priceless. First, let's take a look at some of his many text posts on the site.
What really caught my eye, however, were the comments on his page left by other users. There, I found two things of note. First was a post shown below, left by an anonymous account.
"Enjoyed your post on metabods"? What is "metabods"? Well, dear Kiwis, allow me to show you.
...That's right. Metabods is a homosexual literotica website with a thematic focus on stories about "men with enhanced and augmented bodies." Wow. So, @Betonhaus posts on a gay literotica site. Surely, he doesn't use the same exact username to do so. Right?
Oh. And wait, is that... a story? @Betonhaus has written and published gay erotica on this site?
I have to be frank with you all; I haven't read it. I'm not reading it. I mean, with tags like Hyper Cum, Plausible Size Difference, Nanotech and Infectious, it's probably best that I don't read it. I wouldn't want to spoil the plot for my lovely friends on the Kiwi Farms!
Now, as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, there was one other post on his profile that caught my eye; a selfie.
I'm not sure where this comes from. (Perhaps it's from Scruff, a dating/hookup app for gay men which @Betonhaus mentions in a post on his FunnyJunk account?) It was posted by an anonymous user, seemingly angry at @Betonhaus for deleting one of his previous comments. I'll attach the brief exchange between them below.
Now, while I have no conclusive evidence that this picture shows @Betonhaus, I do have decent circumstantial evidence. This can be found both in his response ("anonymous coward" is an interesting way to respond to a potential dox) and, crucially,
For now, that's all I've got. @Betonhaus, take this as a lesson; read the fucking sign-up screen next time. If you can't do that, learn when not to run your mouth. Nobody is undoxable. I'm not even a skilled doxer and I managed to find all this not only because of your little slip-up, but because your retarded blind arrogance drove me to find it. This is what hubris gets you, nigger.
P.S. @Null once again proven right about homosexual men; faggots will never miss an opportunity to tell you how much they love AIDS-riddled buttsex, even if they regularly participate in a site that mocks people for their strange sexual proclivities. He also hates feminists, but I can't find the FunnyJunk comment saying this so you'll just have to take my word for it. Sorry!
ETA; he has a github (archive) which he linked on his funnyjunk, but there's nothing notable on it
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