The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.

[Illuminati Order Official]

You found my porn accounts. Recently I was thinking of DFEing them before the inevitability of this OPsec, but it's too late for that now...

Have you considered not having porn accounts to begin with?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"Lending your account to someone else"

This nigga never had a shared touhou futanari gooning shesh and it shows.

 

[Gravemind]

I'm a dumbass and somehow interpreted

My nhentai account isn't mine anymore.

regardless of prior context, as, "I have given my account to someone else." Disregard.
I need some coffee.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Who the TF would hack someone's porn account?

 

[Stoner Miko]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

 

[Lovely Kin]

"You see, my little brother actually made that account."

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Several months ago in the CW thread, there was a little mention of a Touhou ASMR series done by an Italian chick in one of the post updates. Stoner Miko, in light of seeing one of the mini cows listening to the videos, did say that one of his friends commissioned the final one featuring the Byakuren character.

Why in the FUCK would you write a thread on people in one of your own communities that you've most likely personally interacted with, while having skeletons like this in your closet?

Jesus christ this guy is almost as big as a faggot sperg as the people he writes threads on, but then again he did join the kiwi farms to "see how other porn addicts act". Lunacy.

E: what the fuck.

 

[WelperHelper99]

You found my porn accounts. Recently I was thinking of DFEing them before the inevitability of this OPsec, but it's too late for that now...

Nigga, porn ACCOUNTS? Plural? How much gooning is going on that you need accounts to track your progress???

 

[Lovely Kin]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Why the fuck are you sharing your accounts from porn websites? You should be going silent retard

 

[Stoner Miko]

Why in the FUCK would you write a thread on people in one of your own conmunities that you've most likely personally interacted with, while having skeletons like this in your closet?

Jesus christ this guy is almost as big as a faggot sperg as the people he writes threads on, but then again he did join the kiwi farms to "see how other porn addicts act". Lunacy.

Because I am a fucking idiot, and it appears that I've dug myself an even bigger hole. I am not even sure what to do now. Fucking hell...

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Keep digging, you'll find your way out eventually.

 

[IKOL]

Upon further investigation~ <whatever lunacy is there>

Nigger what the fuck. Are you Alex Hogendorp the Second?! Christ why are you newfags like this... I JUST CANT HOLD IT ANYMORE!!!

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Nigga, why are you linking your porn account on here? Do you have an exhibitionism fetish or some shit?

 

[PaperRoads]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

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[Toji Suzuhara]

Nigger what the fuck. Are you Alex Hogendorp the Second?!

Hog also likes to LARP as an orthodox, so he might be

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Why in the FUCK would you write a thread on people in one of your own conmunities that you've most likely personally interacted with, while having skeletons like this in your closet?

Jesus christ this guy is almost as big as a faggot sperg as the people he writes threads on, but then again he did join the kiwi farms to "see how other porn addicts act". Lunacy.

E: what the fuck.

Surely just an extremely veiled personal army thread?

Gosh I hate this retarded degenerate in my community of retarded degenerates! Thank goodness I'm the one normal, honest, God-fearing person in said community, I bet kiwifarms will get a real kick out of this sicko (who I am of course superior to in every way, as a less degenerate retard).

 

[Stoner Miko]

Nigga, why are you linking your porn account on here? Do you have an exhibitionism fetish or some shit?

I gotta admit, I turned off my brain for a second just so I could prove that the other thedanknepper wasn't me, so well, yeah.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Nigga, why are you volunteering this information? Why? Just STOP. ITS TIME TO STOP.

 

[Gravemind]

Upon further investigation, I was thinking of the wrong site completely. Even if it was however, since you guys found everything else about me, here's my nhentai account, which is still mine however. Turns out the site Sperg linked to with the doujins is not even nhentai, that's a whole other site called hentai.name, which I never had an account for. That's someone else completely using the name thedanknepper, I didn't even realize that site was a thing until today. Now THAT's a coincidence.

Oh God damn it, dude. If it was wrong in the first place, you didn't have to—
Holy shit.

 

[IKOL]

I am not even sure what to do now.

Send Null your feet pics maybe he'll accept your erasure. (lol no he wont)