The General Thread

I hope you're having a nice Sunday.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BUT A VOCAL FRY AND A FUCKIN MOLESTATION HISTORY. YOU GOT FUCKIN' DIDDLED BY YOUR FUCKIN' FAMILY, YOU'RE A FUCKING GODDAMN BROKEN FAGGOT, THAT'S WHAT YOUR LIFE IS. YOU WILL BE A TRANNY BY THE END OF THE DECADE. YOUR MOM FUCKIN' DISOWNS YOU, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DISOWNS YOU. EVERYBODY FUCKIN HATES YOU. BIG CREATORS EMAIL ALL THE TIME, CARTOONISTS, I GUESS YOU MAY SAY, TALK ABOUT WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE. MOTHERFUCKERS WHO COULD BUY AND SELL YOUR ASS TALK ABOUT WHAT A LOSER YOU ARE. YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AND IM GONNA BE THERE TO PISS ON YOUR FUCKING GRAVE, BITCH.. WHY DON'T YOU TELL THAT TO YOUR FUCKING MOM WHO FUCKING HATES YOU BITCH WHAT DOES MOMMA MOON GOTTA SAY ABOUT YA JAASH?? WHAT DOES SHE SAY?? SHE'D SUCK MY DICK BEFORE SHE EVEN LOOKED AT YOU IN THE FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD.. AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE I WOULD HAVE HER SWALLOWING UP EVERY FUCKING SEED BEFORE SHE WOULD EVEN LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF YOUR FUCKIN VOICE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY HAS DISOWNED YOU, YOU'RE MUD, YOU'RE NOTHING, YOU'RE NOTHING EXCEPT TO THOSE *points at camera* FAGGOTS ON KIWI FARMS WITHOUT THAT YOU'RE BROKE, YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD INSIDE BITCH AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUUU YOU CAN'T FUCKIN DENY IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S TRUU, YOU'RE NOTHING YOU'RE NOTHING, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY FUCKING HATES AND THEY WANT YOU DEAD AND SO DO III... DIIIEEEE BITCH DIIEEEE AND I WILLL PISS ON YOUR FUCKING GRAAAVE
 
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I'm going back to bed.
 
Very same to you, Null, and all fellow Kiwis.
My washing machine has blown up, I've got a dislocated elbow, and I've still got to catch an escaped pet rat.

So, looks like it's going to be a nice, relaxing Sunday!

May we forever have an abundance of milk, and may our lolcellars forever be full with the finest.
 
... Even us Bongs, guvnor?? God bless ye, sire!

Seriously though, it's a nice looking day, I hope it stays all peaceful and shit for you and my fellow kiwis.

Edit: To the guy above me, make all your rooms quiet sit still and listen for half an hour every so often. Eventually you will hear said rat shuffling about inside a drawer or a bin or something. Likely chewing on something important.

Good luck!
 
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