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murph said:
When does CNN get its own lolcow thread? Here is how they describe a cold front. Happens several times, every year. An "involuntary polar plunge".

Storms are "bombs" of some sort or the other. Everything has to be extreme and intense.

Goddamn, it's going to be ten to twenty degrees Fahrenheit colder than average for about two days.
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Remember 6 or so years ago when they ran an article about how an upcoming solar eclipse would be visible to more Trump states than Hilary ones?

What even were they trying to prove with that?

It's almost like they were saying "it's a natural phenomenon, not something from Revelations, so when it happens, don't sacrifice a virgin or leave your car running in traffic because you ran off to be raptured something stupid, you feckless rednecks" without actually saying it....



Anyway..... my first job after getting my CDL back in September was a winter seasonal position with the Highway Dept. plowing snow and doing assorted "winter maintenance" It's a temp job (just wanted to stick a toe-in-the-water and see how it went) and the contract runs out in March.

Got my assessment from the supervising foreman this week and earned an "above average" grade and a recommendation to be hired back or offered full-time work should a position open with retained seniority. Cool!

I'm not allowed to photograph my work truck, but, there's truck-spotters out there just like trainspotters who actually managed to get a picture of it (or, one just like it, they all look the same anyway)

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Really, my only goal was not murdering some poor person's mailbox with that plow while I was still green.
 
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the tests are in for damien nurse jones ive never said this before but im scared he has anomalies inside him that ive never seen in a human being he is not of this world these arent conclusions these are scientific facts damien has no heart it simply isnt there in his chest there is tissue scar tissue where a heart may have once been but not today its gone nurse jones how he walks and talks i do not know but ill tell you something he has a follow up appointment tomorrow at 1pm and i dont plan on being within a hundred miles of this office damien is dangerous he has killed before he will kill again and I dont plan on being his next victim
 
I'm going to church this Sunday, and I am nervous about it. My friend said that he may be able to come with me, however.

One of my friends has begun to isolate himself, and I hope he is doing okay.

I've been experiencing severe chest pains, headaches, and light headedness. Doctors believe
it to have a psychosomatic origin, and I`ve been quite stressed and anxious over the past seven months.
I`ve also got the Acid Reflux, and they believe it`s genetic.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
I think I was posting too off topic so I got banned from Autistic Thunderdome and I am not allowed in Beauty Parlor or Chat after…incidents.
oh god I might be a cow. Am I a cow? I’d rather just be a retard.
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I don’t think you have a thread yet. I do. I have a thread in a place. There was a MySpace page about my drunken tard irl antics, luckily Cwc debuted the same year and I never hit the big leagues
Jimmy Olsen said:
I'm on a bender!
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eh, I had a six pack of Modelo. My liver thanks me
 
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