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I just realized that in this picture, Jersh is not wearing a flak jacket or some kind of body armor with a walkie-talkie, they're fucking headphones
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Went back into town. Thing they drill into you at riding school is that it's your fault when you make a mistake on the bike. First time I stopped at a green light right hand turn and didn't notice the arrow because it was broken, second time was on me as I didn't notice the green lights. I thought it was a normal intersection with a stop sign.
Guy behind me turned right on a red though, guess he was fed up.
Riding through rain also isn't good, had to pull over as rain and exhaust got in my eyes and almost blinded me. Spent 10 min just getting my vision back.

Checked out the graphic novel section of a bookshop. Whole shelf for My Hero Academia, 9 parts of Jojo, Death note, Tokyo Ghoul, only 10 volumes of One Piece. Even some Zelda stuff which surprised me. No Yagate Kimi which is a shame, need a specialty shop for that I think.
 
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Quantum Diabetes said:
I’ve owned real ones, they’re a good investment.
My favorite calls are always naked people doing crazy shit.
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I've been thinking about it. Whoever runs the one I listen to has city police, fire, and campus PD on the same stream. There's nothing comfier on a Friday night than laying in bed playing vidya while listening to the exploits of drunk assholes. Couple weekends ago I had a house fire, an unresponsive person slumped over in the booth of a pizza restaurant near campus, and an elevator in one of the dorms overloaded and stuck going on at the same time.
 
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Mice and rats are cute, wonderful pets. But wild ones get in and that’s another story. I suddenly got three new ones and put out my famous peanut butter and Vitamin d3 balls.
The cute one with chocolate fur came out and looked at me like I didn’t make enough. I think this one is an escaped pet or the child of one.
I clapped and their little hind legs gave out from under them so I grabbed it with bbq tongs and dropped it in the toilet.
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Bye bye, I’m sorry I murdered you.
I got the last batch out by mixing flour, sugar and baking soda and having a nice water bowl with a tiny bit of vinegar in it. They say they die from this because they can’t do cute little mouse farts.

One is hiding under the radiator whimpering.

Somewhere there’s a mouse war tribunal preparing to charge me with genocide.IMG_7298.jpg
 
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I want one of these bad boys:

Quantum Diabetes said:
Mice and rats are cute, wonderful pets. But wild ones get in and that’s another story. I suddenly got three new ones and put out my famous peanut butter and Vitamin d3 balls.
The cute one with chocolate fur came out and looked at me like I didn’t make enough. I think this one is an escaped pet or the child of one.
I clapped and their little hind legs gave out from under them so I grabbed it with bbq tongs and dropped it in the toilet.
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Bye bye, I’m sorry I murdered you.
I got the last batch out by mixing flour, sugar and baking soda and having a nice water bowl with a tiny bit of vinegar in it. They say they die from this because they can’t do cute little mouse farts.

One is hiding under the radiator whimpering.

Somewhere there’s a mouse war tribunal preparing to charge me with genocide.View attachment 2512944
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Yeah, never had one myself but I've heard good things about pet rats.
 
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Learned the other day that the national police are investigating a number of CSAM and bestiality incidents throughout my region. Authorities believe an array of students from many nearby schools are involved in the dissemination of these images, and that a handful are responsible for the manufacture. I continue to question why we have placed smartphones and social media into the hands of children.
 
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I always think I got all the mice and then there’s more. I made a shitton of my famous peanut butter and vitamin d3 balls.
I go into the bathroom and I see a very young mouse perched on my mop bucket doing agonal breathing and looking all greasy.

I flushed the cute little guy and didn’t see anymore until I started oven baking some chicken breasts.
I must be legendary with the mice for all my yummy food smells.
It’s sorta like Joes apartment but with rodents.
 
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