The "Is Kat Pregnant" speculation thread - MichaelScottShoutingNo.GIF

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Sphadilcastro said:
You're reaching a bit on point. I don't know what kind of cribs you're assembling but the process isn't that complex. My guess is that he either threw away/destroyed the packaging to the bike or just didnt want to bother with disassembling and repackaging it.
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I mean that building a crib has more steps than an exercise bike so would explain him being lazy. I built exercise bikes and they are super easy to build and usually take no effort. I just mentioned the crib to support the pregnancy theory since buying a bike being pregnant would be uncomfortable workout. I wouldnt be surprised if he did buy a bike, threw the box away and was too lazy to take a couple screws off. Its DSP, the man that lied about a wedding, lied about his ex leaving him, lied about having a cat, and revealed a cat for $1k, so i am not surprised if he lied about getting a bike.
 
SPhobos said:
Tip war to name his child.
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He'll do like the old European nobility style and give his child 10 different given/middle names, so he can maximize the monetization of the child's names.

Then he will progress to auctioning off the naming rights to all of the child's stuffed animal toys.
 
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SPhobos said:
Tip war to name his child.
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millais said:
He'll do like the old European nobility style and give his child 10 different given/middle names, so he can maximize the monetization of the child's names.

Then he will progress to auctioning off the naming rights to all of the child's stuffed animal toys.
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Son or daughter (if he has one), he/she will be named Phil. He has an eleven year old legacy to protect.
 
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If that Kat got pregnant he would force her to have an abortion. I would be willing to bet you any amount of money. And he would go home that day feeling sorry for himself if they had to wait too long at the clinic. But, he's no animal; he would take her to Sonic on the way home.
 
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rizlajizzla said:
If that Kat got pregnant he would force her to have an abortion. I would be willing to bet you any amount of money. And he would go home that day feeling sorry for himself if they had to wait too long at the clinic. But, he's no animal; he would take her to Sonic on the way home.
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I really can't see spineless Phil forcing anybody to do anything. Especially not Kat. I get the impression if he doesn't do exactly what Kat wants she's out the door and he knows it.
 
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Exercise bike saga could have been him ordering a crib. Knowing DSP he'd order most expensive one possible. Jasper could be a cover for him actually having a child. Of course Kat might not be preggo. If phil is having a kid I feel bad cause DSP has most fucked up logic on most things. The dumb shit he will teach his child would be astounding.

Remember he cleaned out storage nook and mentioned going to doctors appointments with Kat. She looked bloated in wedding pics. 9 months from valentines day would be November right? we havent seen kat either except that one pic. Or second theory, excercise bike so kat could exercise while being in house caring for child.
 
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I think it is highly optimistic that he would try to raise the child in his household. It would disrupt the streaming schedule too much and be too much work for him as a serious adult human. He would try to send the child to his aged parents to be raised in their household. Maybe that's why he has been so angry recently about his parents' refusal to move out of the "ghetto" of Bridgeport, CT.
 
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Murmur said:
I really can't see spineless Phil forcing anybody to do anything. Especially not Kat. I get the impression if he doesn't do exactly what Kat wants she's out the door and he knows it.
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Fair, he is a gutless wonder. I do wonder through, as he is a skilled, if charmless manipulator. Narcissists have a whole toolkit of methods to get their way. And she really seems like the product of years of traumatic abuse, so I really doubt she has a realistic view of her 'value.' Poor thing, she'd have three squalling babies to care for. (Although Jasper must surely be the least trouble, and the best investment of love & resources.)​
 
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rizlajizzla said:
Fair, he is a gutless wonder. I do wonder through, as he is a skilled, if charmless manipulator. Narcissists have a whole toolkit of methods to get their way. And she really seems like the product of years of traumatic abuse, so I really doubt she has a realistic view of her 'value.' Poor thing, she'd have three squalling babies to care for. (Although Jasper must surely be the least trouble, and the best investment of love & resources.)​
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For him to manipulate her into having a baby, though, he would have to actually want a baby. Kids are expensive, time-consuming, and require a lot of selfless work and sacrifices. The idea might be nice in theory for Phil but the reality would be a miserable experience- less money, less attention from his wife/family/fans, less time for anything in general. Hopefully even he realizes that.
 
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The chances of her being pregnant are so low, this thread really shouldnt exist (or perhaps locked)

Don't want - This is iffy, but the two did sit on stream and mention it. Kat's silence shouldnt be taken as she didnt feel that way, but more likely is ashamed because childless couples are looked down upon by most (as greedy, misguided and selfish)
Exercise bike - If she is pregnant an exercise bike could be a BAD idea. If its any kind of aerobic machine, it would not get much use as she gets further along. Its more likely that cost cutting has occurred and Jim membership was one of them
Wedding photos - Best evidence so far. But women (typically) age badly, especially with weight. She could just be developing a boomer belly (she is mid 30s is she not?). Also chubby in the face so could be a sign.
Cost - Babies cost a LOT. J2k wouldn't be cheap but cats are nowhere near the costs of a small child, not to mention you can get rid of them easily if you can no longer afford (or put down if vet costs were too much). Cant do either with a baby.
 
Chickorita said:
For him to manipulate her into having a baby, though, he would have to actually want a baby. Kids are expensive, time-consuming, and require a lot of selfless work and sacrifices. The idea might be nice in theory for Phil but the reality would be a miserable experience- less money, less attention from his wife/family/fans, less time for anything in general. Hopefully even he realizes that.
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I'm sorry, I meant to say the abortion would be forcible, I would assume any piglet would be pure accidental. You are absolutely right.

DarkSoulsPhil said:
The chances of her being pregnant are so low, this thread really shouldnt exist (or perhaps locked)

Don't want - This is iffy, but the two did sit on stream and mention it. Kat's silence shouldnt be taken as she didnt feel that way, but more likely is ashamed because childless couples are looked down upon by most (as greedy, misguided and selfish)
Exercise bike - If she is pregnant an exercise bike could be a BAD idea. If its any kind of aerobic machine, it would not get much use as she gets further along. Its more likely that cost cutting has occurred and Jim membership was one of them
Wedding photos - Best evidence so far. But women (typically) age badly, especially with weight. She could just be developing a boomer belly (she is mid 30s is she not?). Also chubby in the face so could be a sign.
Cost - Babies cost a LOT. J2k wouldn't be cheap but cats are nowhere near the costs of a small child, not to mention you can get rid of them easily if you can no longer afford (or put down if vet costs were too much). Cant do either with a baby.
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Oh, you are right, it's gay as fuck to even bother speculating, but it's also a whole heap of fun. Even if she is or was, almost a quarter of pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion, most before you even know you are pregnant, and I am willing to assume that they don't get down often enough to raise the stakes of baseline. It's not the easiest thing to fall pregnant, although... Murphy's Law.
 
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I'm sorry, I meant to say the abortion would be forcible, I would assume any piglet would be pure accidental. You are absolutely right.



Oh, you are right, it's gay as fuck to even bother speculating, but it's also a whole heap of fun. Even if she is or was, almost a quarter of pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion, most before you even know you are pregnant, and I am willing to assume that they don't get down often enough to raise the stakes of baseline. It's not the easiest thing to fall pregnant, although... Murphy's Law.
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the idea of pregnancy is a conspiracy, but one thing we do know is dave will only mention a baby when he needs money, j2k was testing the waters to see if people were stupid enough to pay for a reveal

i'll put my money on the next reveal being a month, or a week, with a $5-$10k goal
 
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Cross-post from main thread on my behalf (forgot there was a thread for this discussion)



I hope Phil never has a real human child. Not because it would be bad for the child itself. But for the fact he doesn't deserve to have that JOY of raising a helpless baby into a "Mature Adult TM" after grifting money from other parents children all these years.

His fans* parents*, were all bad parents*.

*(Wheelchair symbols)
 
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DarkSoulsPhil said:
The chances of her being pregnant are so low, this thread really shouldnt exist (or perhaps locked)

Don't want - This is iffy, but the two did sit on stream and mention it. Kat's silence shouldnt be taken as she didnt feel that way, but more likely is ashamed because childless couples are looked down upon by most (as greedy, misguided and selfish)
Exercise bike - If she is pregnant an exercise bike could be a BAD idea. If its any kind of aerobic machine, it would not get much use as she gets further along. Its more likely that cost cutting has occurred and Jim membership was one of them
Wedding photos - Best evidence so far. But women (typically) age badly, especially with weight. She could just be developing a boomer belly (she is mid 30s is she not?). Also chubby in the face so could be a sign.
Cost - Babies cost a LOT. J2k wouldn't be cheap but cats are nowhere near the costs of a small child, not to mention you can get rid of them easily if you can no longer afford (or put down if vet costs were too much). Cant do either with a baby.
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No. She's like 28.
 
I would like to ignore the fact that there is even a possibility that Phil and Kat could have children. It's horrifying to even think of. But.

If Phil thinks he is "busy" and "broke" now...biiiiiitch just wait until they ever have kids. Just giving birth could net you a bill in the tens of thousands. If the baby is completely healthy and sent home after a couple of days now you got this being that only cries to communicates, wants to eat pretty much every 4 hours, needs to be changed constantly (diapers are crazy expensive and you will need a TON for the first year) and does not give a fuck if you just got to bed at 5 am after watching WWE reruns and tweeting. Kat would be home for the first couple of months not working and he better pray to God that this woman who has shown signs of psychological issues doesn't get Post-partum depression which is more common in people with mental health issues.

I would not be surprised if Phil married Kat BECAUSE she got pregnant. Seems like the type of thing he would do. Also seems like the type of person to get a cat for "practice."
 
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