The Kiwi Thread Restoration Project - Looking for volunteers to rewrite OPs that have been around since the forum's creation.

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Is this a good idea?

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    Votes: 328 71.3%

  • No

    Votes: 5 1.1%

  • OP is a faggot and I would not have sex with him.

    Votes: 127 27.6%
  • Total voters
    460
I'll make a list of suggestions, I'll try to include all lolcows that were suggested in the thread and the ones that I believe should be rewritten
  • Donny Long - A Homophobic Failed Gay HIV+ Pornstar, Serial harasser, drug-addicted lunatic, PORN GOD, Hundreds of alt accounts, Harrased his way into deleting his thread
  • Eddie Dzial - Donny Long's A-log, KISS fanatic, Kidnapped his wife and daughter and tried to kill himself, Harassed Null's family along with Vordrak
  • Lucas Werner - Incel obsessed with younger women, makes increasingly creepy videos and posts
  • Nicholas "Foxworth" Federov - Creepy waifufag, Blackmailer, Ran a Discord server where he blackmailed minors into cutting themselves, bridge burner
  • Vade - Otherskin Tumblirina, drama queen, caused her partner to kill himself, one of the most well-known Tumblr lolcows
  • Pixyteri - /cgl/favorite FAT Queen
  • Momokun - Drama queen, convention creep
  • Gail Chord Schuler - an Insane Religious Old Lady, has an entire wiki dedicated to her
  • Solidmario - Self-admitted pedo, Sockpuppeting on alt accounts
  • Marjan Šiklić - Incel blogger, on a crusade to end Feminism using Kiwifarms and Reddit
  • Brad Watson - Creator of the Unified theory "GOD=7_4", spent more than a decade arguing with Kiwifarms about its legitimacy, Knows the exact day you die, FAIL F
  • Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Old Grandpa making videos responding to the posts on Kiwi farms
  • Puppychan - a FAT Black degrading artist, tried to commit suicide using a blueberry, a perpetual victim, "Pups gotta eat"
  • Birdie - The greatest example of why unrestricted Internet access is bad for kids, threatened to commit suicide if parents turn off the Internet during a live stream
  • YourMovieSucksDOTorg - Disgusting gay furry, bestiality defender
  • Glitchedpuppet - A Legendary Furry lolcow, one of the most infamous people in the community, a Dog fucker who married a man who fucks dogs and teenagers
  • Kero the Wolf - One of the most well-known furry zoophiles
  • Shmorky - Something Awful Artist, Lowtax's ex-friend, pedophile sexual predator with schizo ex-fiancee
  • ADF - Antifa super soldier, the first commie troon cow
  • Buffalo Bill - pedophile ex-teacher, masturbates while driving, poop/bbw dwarf fetish
  • Greta Gustava - Stole money from Trans Lifeline, caused 2 suicides which are being blamed on Kiwifarms
  • Brianna Wu - The Biggest Victim of GamerGate
  • Jonathan Yaniv - Disgusting Tranny, One of the first people who tried to censor the farms
  • Nicholas J. Fuentes - A Founder of America First, Catboy lover, Hunts for cum, Masturbates to tranny porn
  • Flamenco - Ex-Killstream co-host turned to anime commentary YouTube, possibly pedo, BOY SOPRANO
  • Milo Yiannopoulos - GamerGate grifter, a fed, has information on literally everyone he talks to
  • Boogie2988 - FAT Retard liar, "Nice Guy", Porn Blogger
  • Linus Tech Tips - Corporate Shill with rapidly declining business
  • Jim Sterling - A Once highly respected game journalist turned to porn-addicted tranny (We really need a thread on him just so he can be separated with TotalBisquit)
  • Andy Dick - From Hollywood star to IP2 Faggot
  • Max Karson / mrgirl - Cuties defending, Pseudo-intellectual pedophile, school shooter white knight, wants CP to be legal
  • Max Field / SBN3 - Bridge Burner, friends with pedophiles
  • Emily Rose Youcis - Traumatized animator turned Nazi sperg who wants to get raped by Aryan men
  • FouseyTube - Mentally Ill man screaming at the top of his lungs at people
  • Ethan Klein / H3H3 - Two-faced e-celeb with Lefty podcast, broke up with Hasan, Sold out to Susan
  • JFG - Ex-Boyfriend of Andy Warski, Killed his wife and got away with it
  • Digibro - Pedo Anime reviewer turned tranny
  • Revenge Of The Cis - Podcast show, complaining about Porsalin documentary for the 10000000th time
  • Ian Miles Cheong - Nazi moderator turned to a Twitter journalist, GAMERGATOR
  • StyxHexenhammer666 - Political YouTuber obsessed with Stolas from Helluva Boss, sold his soul to a cartoon character
  • Lilith Lovett - Tranny Twitter Right Wing Grifter, "One of the good ones", Went full lefty mode when the right wing grift money ran out
  • Sophie Labelle Verville / "Assigned Male" - Fat Pedo Troon, Traced from the picture of an actual child
  • Trisha Paytas - Fat Muckbang YouTuber with hundreds of Reddit haters
  • Mike Peinovich - Lazy podcaster, Fed Honeypot, Doxxed by /pol/
  • Kanye West - Bipolar Black Musician, can't stop getting into drama
  • Nathan Larson - Lolbertarian, a pedophile, ran a campaign to legalize rape and incest
  • Andrew Dobson - Legendary Artcow, Fat fetishist, STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
  • DestinytoMoon - Diversity and disability fetishist, Drama Queen, picks fights with literally everyone better than them
  • Nick Bate - One of the most disgusting guys on the Internet
  • Gonzalo Lira - Went To Ukraine to own the Libs and got fucking arrested, probably dead
  • Jonathan Ross - Pedophile, Bathtub boy, Scream can be heard from a different planet, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Zoe Quinn - Creator of GamerGate, Abuser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide
  • Low Tier God - Rage Quitter, "Black DSP", doxxes viewers, Dead Beat Dad
  • WogglebugLoveProductions - A Journey of autistic women to Make WoggleBug a household name
  • SamanthaPrater - Special Ed Art Thief, "DEAR KIWIFARMS I'M NOT ART THEIF", Attention Whore
  • JustinRPG - Pokemon vore scat fetishist and aspiring musician
  • Anisa Riyadh Jomha & iDubbbz - Trainwreck of a Couple
  • The Mysterious Mr. Enter - A NEET turned-to children's cartoon reviewer with A-logs and Fans worse than him
  • Mat Brunet / AniMat - Semi-Popular Animation "Reviewer" who compared The Emoji Movie to the election of Donald Trump
  • Lily Orchard - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce
  • Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis - Ex-TGWTG turned Breadtuber, Cancelled by Twitter tards
  • Randy Stair - Tranny shooter obsessed with Nickelodeon show about ghosts, killed himself to turn into a ghost girl
  • Elliot Rodger - Supreme Gentleman
  • Naomi Wu - Chinese Bulimic in Tech and the manlet American husband who runs her social media
  • Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker - The last true American Patriot, A Bane of every corrupt cop existence, YOU FUCKING BABY RAPER
  • Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath / Heretics on Holiday - A Kiwifarms member who tried to commit a mass shooting
 
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Random Internet Person said:
@Relinquish I love how you also have thread subtitles for everyone already set up.

I remember posting some stuff I remember about Lindsay on here a few pages ago, and @Ninon42 mentioned using it in a new OP, but I'm not sure if anything has come from that.
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What you write would make a perfectly decent OP. Better and more up-to-date than what's currently there for sure. My schedule is not looking to lighten up any time soon, so I am unfortunately unable to contribute much.

But she can never live down NC or hot dog girl.
 
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What you write would make a perfectly decent OP. Better and more up-to-date than what's currently there for sure. My schedule is not looking to lighten up any time soon, so I am unfortunately unable to contribute much.

But she can never live down NC or hot dog girl.
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The only issue is I would need A LOT of archives for a lot of videos and OP material and I don’t really know where to start for all of that. Even then, it ain’t like Lindsay is doing anything noteworthy of late, and anything she does is under a layer of paywalls and protected status. That and I have virtually zero knowledge of what she was up to before making web videos.

Maybe we could figure something out in DMs? Work together to make something?
 
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Random Internet Person said:
The only issue is I would need A LOT of archives for a lot of videos and OP material and I don’t really know where to start for all of that. Even then, it ain’t like Lindsay is doing anything noteworthy of late, and anything she does is under a layer of paywalls and protected status. That and I have virtually zero knowledge of what she was up to before making web videos.

Maybe we could figure something out in DMs? Work together to make something?
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I am happy to help with as much as possible, just DM me specifics. If nothing else, I have a massive stash of screenshots lol.
 
Would like to request a rewrite for the Caroline Farrow / Adrian Harrop / Anthony Halliday Megathread. It's a topic I'd like to stay somewhat informed on, but it always feels like I'm lost or very behind whenever I try to pop in and see what's happening, and I'd say the thread's lack of an OP is a big part of the reason why.
 
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Would like to request a rewrite for the Caroline Farrow / Adrian Harrop / Anthony Halliday Megathread. It's a topic I'd like to stay somewhat informed on, but it always feels like I'm lost or very behind whenever I try to pop in and see what's happening, and I'd say the thread's lack of an OP is a big part of the reason why.
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It can definitely use an update. Might as well consolidate all the info from the closed OPs into one big new one, and cover key figures who didn't get their own threads/OP like that retard Billy O'Reynolds/Rubin Remus/@Hreidnar the Sorceror, who tweeted about Caroline Farrow nonstop and got mocked and baited constantly by Q&A until he was finally banned on Twitter. I believe Retard Remus never got a thread because people didn't want to give him attention.
 
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I feel like another cow that could use an OP rewrite is Dillin Thomas. There's a lot the current OP doesn't cover like the Jesse Pajamas coverup, Dillin's feud with Rogue Internet Man, Dillin's constant rebranding of his channel, his shitty comic The Cyclone, and his obvious fake identities of Shads Hoodlum and Sonic News Network.
 
The Pat Tomlinson thread rewrite is under progress.
edit: Thread is posted, need some fixes tomorrow and more information dump. Also font inconsistency, plus fusing new important Patposting, mixing with some community happening feeds. It is approximately 5~15% done.
 
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Pat Tomlinson's thread is 20~25% completed.
I have also added some funny into Pat's OP. Needing lots of tweaks however with the small text size's inconsistency. Maybe once I am done with the Pat thread, I maybe could work with the LowTierGod thread, because huge portion of these threads are worked alone. I even take some suggestions as well, but work is slow due to personal IRL matters need to be taken and rewrite/fusing the first reply with the original OP.
 
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